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<ChildOfDeath> As a child I used to believe gender changes happened spontaneously.
<ChildOfDeath> I was soo scared back in those days.
<ChildOfDeath> I went to bed everynight for a year praying to God that i wouldn't wake up with a vagina... whatever a vagina was.
<fhthd> A what?
<ChildOfDeath> i donno i has heard it compared to a pussy cat a few times.
<RazDaz> so...is it some sort of big cat? like a lion?
<ChildOfDeath> i think so... maybe we should go on a safari trip for one..
<StaffordMeister> i like tigers
<ChildOfDeath> mee too i bet their velvety fur is really nice.
<fhthd> Maybe we hould kill one and eat it
<RazDaz> i dunno, if it's a big cat then it might be kinda hard to catch and/or kill.
<ChildOfDeath> maybe we can play with it... ooh i'd love to feed it.
<fhthd> Then lets just convince it to come quietly
<fhthd> Maybe with food, a dead beaver should do
<RazDaz> I think it will probably scream when it comes no matter what we do.