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#3 (+|-) (Rated: -6) [QDigg / QShare]
* @Beenie licks her lips
* %Eck touches Beenie
* @Beenie melts
* %Eck drools

#6 (+|-) (Rated: -6) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> on my server you ignorant bastard
<&producer_chaos> no 1 is on your server lol
<~Eck> fine
<&producer_chaos> what ? lol
<~Eck> ill keep chattin ya misses up
<~Eck> ;p
<&producer_chaos> im jokin u fuckin twat lmao
<~Eck> LMFAO

#2 (+|-) (Rated: -5) [QDigg / QShare]
* +Adam needs to merge his anime drive soon.
<+Adam> i only have 27.4GB left on it :< (and Clannad, so far, is taking 1GB.)
<&Eck> dunt wanna hear about a harddrive full of jap cartoons :p
<+Adam> D:<
<+Adam> japanese* you racist turd.

#89 (+|-) (Rated: -5) [QDigg / QShare]
* ~peer needs sex.
<&snexys> not from me!
<&snexys> get it from nofear
<&nofear> O_O
<~peer> I don't bend that way/
<~peer> -.-
<&snexys> you dont have to
<&snexys> its like having anal with a girl
<~peer> DIE IN A BURNING FIRE.
<&snexys> just ignore the extra package
<&nofear> LOL

#433 (+|-) (Rated: -5) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Eck> .
<@Jobe> Eck: good point
<+agent-smith> hit the nail on the head there.

#18 (+|-) (Rated: -4) [QDigg / QShare]
<Jake> what about huge_cock?
<Gustav> lulz
<Jake> XD
<Gustav> oi
* Gustav smells a kick
<Tig_Bits> I thought cock was an autokick?
* Tig_Bits was kicked by BotMaster (Watch your language!)
<Gustav> LMMFAO!!

#36 (+|-) (Rated: -4) [QDigg / QShare]
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.

#126 (+|-) (Rated: -4) [QDigg / QShare]
<~amanda> chav

#196 (+|-) (Rated: -4) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her

#27 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars
*** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF
* bigdick slides into BigCunt
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left #cars
<shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday

#205 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Fusi0n> say "oprah wtf u thinkin' girlfrien"

#274 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Eck> breasts
<@Jobe> breasts

#297 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<MrEcho> Once I got out of the AF I stopped overclocking
< cor_vi> you lost the need, the need for speed?

#351 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Teressa> lol
<&Teressa> [12:09] <~Teressa> emma_pee :X You forgot your L lol
<&Teressa> Nothing like typing ya own name wrong.

#543 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<~reep> wtf
<@discordia> ?
<+LolFail> Quote 542 has just been approved (http://quotebucket.org/542)
<@discordia> .latest
<+LolFail> Quote: 542 Rating: 0 URL: http://quotebucket.org/542
<~reep> :/
<+Vladimir_Marenus> xD
<~reep> somethings fucked

#56 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<&KrypTiK1> lol
<&KrypTiK1> dont forget to identify
--> #Services [ <&Global> OperServ: KrypTiK1: svsnick ES-Guest21422 DeathAdder ]
* ES-Guest21422 has quit (Nickname collision due to Services enforced nickname change, your nick was overruled)
<&KrypTiK1> wut?
<&KrypTiK1> WTF
<&KrypTiK1> >.>
<~Eck> ROFL
<&KrypTiK1> i just tried to change his name back.. wtf..
* DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-27E3B657.an1.ewr18.da.uu.net) has joined #lobby

#69 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<%LolFail> If you think that's short, you should see my penis.

#92 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<TheKing> If you do ddos me I will have the authorities on your asses
<TheKing> its a cyber crime.
<TheKing> I have already sued somebody from IRC

#207 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
*  KrypTiK1 (ophetioust@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com) has joined #lobby
<&EScriptIRC> [KrypTiK1] Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

#266 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Case> MY THEFT OF MOVIES ALLOWS FREEDOM
<Camo> BRING THE CAPITALIST PIGS TO THEIR KNEES BY DOWNLOADING AND SHARING EPISODES OF SOUTH PARKS!!!!!1111
<Case> if piracy takes down capitalism, i am pretty much the second plane to hit the twin towers
<Camo> HAHAHAHAHHHAHA
<Camo> tell you what
<Camo> give me the hdd - but supply it full of films and tv series and shit, yo?
<Case> if i can sure
<Case> we don have a media store anymore
<Case> so its quite hard
<Camo> im sure you've got 100gb or so floating about
<Camo> but none of your sick giraffe porn
<Case> not even the one called 2girls1zebra?
<Camo> no, you can include that one

#269 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Cryptosporidium> alright
<~Cryptosporidium> get it the fuck out of my room
<~Cryptosporidium> if your going to carry on
<&DeathAdder> Lol.
<@reep> Not you too, faggot.
<@reep> Why am I even in this nigger channel
--> You have left #Aeon
--> [SNOTICES] * Cryptosporidium used SAJOIN to make reep join #aeon
-->  Now talking on #Aeon
* Topic for #Aeon is:
* Topic for #Aeon set by DeathAdder at Thu Apr 16 05:35:39 2009
<~Cryptosporidium> i wasnt done fuckin talkin to you bitch
--> [SNOTICES] * reep used SAJOIN to make Cryptosporidium join 0
* Cryptosporidium (ophetioust@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com) has left #Aeon (Left all channels)
<reep> Well I fucking was.
--> [SNOTICES] * Received KILL message for reep!Eck@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com from Cryptosporidium Path: NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com!Cryptosporidium (you dumb cunt, i was talkin to you)

#444 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<&DeathAdder> You break the Lawl, sir.
<&DeathAdder> You go to jail.
<&DeathAdder> Where a fatty like you belong.
<&DeathAdder> Getting ass-raped.
<&DeathAdder> Like a Bawss.

#461 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tdiddy> jesus was a jew that raped j00
<Tdiddy> and his father created the bible

#553 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~reep> stfu
<~reep> K?
<~reep> k.
* You have been killed by DeathAdder ((Nou. Diaf.))

#756 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Jobe> I like to masturbate long words into mysentences to look smart

#789 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
-Global- Services are restarting, they will be back shortly - please be good while we're gone
* EScriptIRC has quit (irc.escriptirc.com services.escriptirc.com)
<discorida|PWNT> who is florinbuda?
-Global- Services are now back online - have a nice day
* ChanServ sets mode +f #lobby [7c#C30,10j#i5,5k#K15,20m#m10,5n#N10]:15
* EScriptIRC (Bot@EScriptIRC.com) has joined #lobby
* EScriptIRC sets mode +a #lobby EScriptIRC
* EScriptIRC gives channel operator status to EScriptIRC
* EScriptIRC removes channel operator status from discorida|PWNT
<EScriptIRC> [discordia] Oh shit, it's discordia...
<EScriptIRC> [openProxy] i am teh l33tz0rz
<Jobe> dude
-NickServ- You are now in the group of discordia.
* services.escriptirc.com sets mode +r discorida|PWNT
<peer> whoops did restart instead of rehash
<Jobe> /os reload
<peer> fucking typo
<discorida|PWNT> lawl
<discorida|PWNT> fail
<openProxy> rofl
<Jobe> PWNED
<discorida|PWNT> PWNT BY KEYBOARD
<Jobe> of the self variety

#2245 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<HS^^> why do people protest tests on animals
<Paiz0rz> testing on animals is wrong
<HS^^> Paiz0rz what if you have some disease that could be cured through this
<Paiz0rz> HS^^: I'd gladly sacrifice my life for the life of my pet
<LoRez> Paiz0rz: and we welcome your sacrifice
<Paiz0rz> see LoRez sees my point. :P

#2325 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<slothearn> I have two dicks, neocontra
<slothearn> both functional
<italianjd> ewwy
<italianjd> can i poke one?

#2331 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Dave2> I wonder if it's normal for me to frequently swear at, shake my fist at, and give the middle finger to an inanimate object.
<awilcox> Dave2, your penis?

#2414 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<JNSamuel> you're the kid here, not me
<JNSamuel> learn fucking english you kid
<JNSamuel> fucking anime jap cartoon mother fucker
<Tobimaru> you learn fucking english??? i knew it.. you are a fucker... we all read good english
<JNSamuel> get the fuck out you look like susan boyle
<Tobimaru> and you fucking anime jap manga character
<Tobimaru> you are the fan of that fucking pikachu
<JNSamuel> you have an jap cartoon name
<JNSamuel> whos the kid now
<JNSamuel> STUPID COCK SUCKER
<Tobimaru> what cartoon?
<JNSamuel> i dont fucking know
<JNSamuel> but im putting this convo on quotebucket.org and people are telling me you have a jap cartoon nickname
<JNSamuel> smelly penor pumper
<Tobimaru> cartoon name?? what the fuck
<Tobimaru> http://www.fishquest.com/c-images/yztb-tobimaru.jpg
<Tobimaru> tobimaru is fish
<JNSamuel> rotfl
<JNSamuel> you named yourself after a fish?
<JNSamuel> fucking french nigger
<Tobimaru> you fucker...
<JNSamuel> smelly skaley bastard smelly
<Tobimaru> i am not smelly..
<JNSamuel> you must be
<Tobimaru> its not a real fish.. you silly dope face
<JNSamuel> you named yourself after a fish
<Tobimaru> you fucking dickhead
<JNSamuel> whatever you cock sucker
<Tobimaru> you pussyface
<Tobimaru> you are your mothers cock sucker
<Tobimaru> you sister raper
<JNSamuel> rotfl
<JNSamuel> FISH FACE

#2429 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<duckie> ill stop the world and melt with you <3
<Lizzieluv> aww duckie <3 i iddnt no we were that close
<duckie> of course we are <3
<Lizzieluv> <3
<Lizzieluv> aww
<duckie> we are so close our vaginas are touching
<noodles> cant get any closer than that

#34 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Megumi> i'm going to write my own drivers
<FiSHNuTZ> lol
<oneforall> haha I have no fucking Idea how to do that :D
<Megumi> i do
<FiSHNuTZ> yeah sweetie, you're the linux driver master ;)
<Megumi> 10 drive
<Megumi> 20 go to 10
<Megumi> I AM
<Megumi> I AM TEH LINUX DRIVER MASTER

#47 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Ryu> SteveUK: why the cunt is TrustedInstaller (Vista service) using so much CPU
<~Ryu> Azrael-: Blame Vista.
<~Ryu> Bladezor: Welcome to Vista, enjoy your stay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay ayyyyyyy *ERROR* *CRASH*
<~Ryu> *** AzuiSleet quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Alakala quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Louti quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Marine quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> phenex: ... they were using vista

#65 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<SPAWN> i had to bribe this chick with a taco to get laid

#84 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
* neg (neg2led@anope-95AE7BE9.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #anope
* neg has problem - when neg tries to start his Win32 anope, neg gets a error - The Application has failed to start because the application configuration is incorrect. Reinstalling the application may fix the problem
<neg> i've tried reinstalling and rebooting to no avail
<mrfrenzy> what windows version?
* neg is completely lost
<neg> WinXP SP3
<neg> Pro
<mrfrenzy> 32 bit?
<+haltdef> ? vc
-Zbot/#anope- vc == Visual C++ Runtimes for Anope 1.7.18 and later can be obtained from Microsoft at: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=200b2fd9-ae1a-4a14-984d-389c36f85647&DisplayLang=en - For versions of Anope 1.7.17 and below, the runtimes can be obtained from: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=32BC1BEE-A3F9-4C13-9C99-220B62A191EE&displaylang=en
<neg> yah
<neg> 3bit
<neg> 32bit*
<neg> Unreal is working fine
<neg> but anope just...dies
<neg> well, never lives to begin with
<+haltdef> read Zbot's message
<neg> did do
<neg> has VC++ installed
<+haltdef> from http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=200b2fd9-ae1a-4a14-984d-389c36f85647&DisplayLang=en ?
<neg> yes
<neg> will reinstall
<neg> aand it works now
<neg> thanks
<neg> YES! it connected!
<neg> danke!
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<@Amanda> So by his logic he's a failure?

#101 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<&LolFail> I can't reach this itch :O

#108 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@InuYasha> And on my off days, I can go drive around schools and say Free Candy to children xD

#112 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~weeble> u no u wants my willy init

#120 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy says: you suck cocks
-L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
EcKstasy says: gay wanker
-L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
EcKstasy says: do you have a small cock
-L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep

Comment: MSN Convo

#135 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
* LolFail fucks cadence's pussy

#249 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<ssbbdude> idk how 2 boot a fricking channel

#262 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
"x100 " <~peer> a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_
<&a|13n_> ...
<DeathAdder> Quit spamming faggot.
<~peer> hi
<+Host|a> this is why i say you are a gay
<&a|13n_> LOL
<DeathAdder> ^
<DeathAdder> Owned.

#280 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> where the fuck is Tron?
[ninja@scenerace.net] entered the room
<@lucky> he's probably fapping
<@ninja> who, Tron?
<+RageMachine> lol

#322 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Panzerdraco> The only two parties that actually count for shit are Labor and Liberals. Labour is the equivalent of the US's Democratic party except more pro-firearm. Liberal is equivalent of the Republican party.
<CeeKay> hmmm...
<CeeKay> So, your toilets AND your congress flush opposite ways!
<CeeKay> X3
// Panzer being Australian, CeeKay being American.

#339 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Wuffles> I just got my subscription confirmation for my MySQL course of November, 24
<Wuffles> How about that for timely delivery
<wouter> Wuffles: lol.
<wouter> thats quite early if its for next year. :)
<Wuffles> it isn't, alas :-)
<Wuffles> wouter: it gets better: the young lady answered that it was because they had trouble with their database :-D

#373 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner

#417 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

#425 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~discordia> oreos + vanilla ice creme = win
<@Host> oreos + vanilla ice creme + Host = diarrhea

#437 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
* Choroidpassforgo (n=Choroid@68-191-68-081.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com) has joined #srl
<Choroidpassforgo> i forgot my password
<Choroidpassforgo> darn it
* Choroidpassforgo is now known as Choroid
<Choroid> yay
<Choroid> i thought u put <> around your password when you logged in
<R0b0t1> ...
<R0b0t1> Are you serious?

#438 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Austone> If I am not mistaken California Penal Code Section 12020 makes it a Felony to possess a Multi-Burst Trigger Activator.
<Vursitis> If I'm not mistaken, the California Penal Code makes it a felony to breathe...