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#1 (+|-)
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<FossZombie> wtf
<FossZombie> quote "so you are 23 years old right?" me: "yes" them: "did you have any programming experiance in the 1970s"
* Wolfed hails FossZombie
<FossZombie> I'm tempted to say yes
<Wolfed> It would have been interesting.
<FossZombie> Yes in 1971 I was the lead computer scientist for the military, until 1975 when I switched jobs and worked for zenith for a short period of time until 1980s when I switched over to the atari group programming team. In 1984 I was born and that pretty much ended my career as a programmer.
<FossZombie> I spent the next three years shitting myself and learning how to speak and learn my ABCs
#2 (+|-)
(Rated: -5) [QDigg / QShare]
* +Adam needs to merge his anime drive soon.
<+Adam> i only have 27.4GB left on it :< (and Clannad, so far, is taking 1GB.)
<&Eck> dunt wanna hear about a harddrive full of jap cartoons :p
<+Adam> D:<
<+Adam> japanese* you racist turd.
#3 (+|-)
(Rated: -6) [QDigg / QShare]
* @Beenie licks her lips
* %Eck touches Beenie
* @Beenie melts
* %Eck drools
#4 (+|-)
(Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<ShadowDracos> Like... a new truck..? XD
<TwinShadow> I mean, if I want this dodge, I have to act now -_-
<Teressa> Meh who ever said IRC comes before IRCL
<Teressa> IRL lmfao
<TwinShadow> LMAO
#5 (+|-)
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* ~Eck continues to eat his cornflakes
<~Eck> bitches dont know bout my cornflakes
<&Amanda> We do now
<~Eck> i like them
<~Eck> :)
<&Amanda> Yeah they're good
<~Eck> i lost my virginity at the back of a kellog's cornflake factory
<~Eck> it was a corny night
<~Eck> >.>
<&Amanda> :|
<~Eck> just as corny as that joke
<~Eck> meh
<&Amanda> Yes
<&Amanda> Yes it was
#6 (+|-)
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<~Eck> on my server you ignorant bastard
<&producer_chaos> no 1 is on your server lol
<~Eck> fine
<&producer_chaos> what ? lol
<~Eck> ill keep chattin ya misses up
<~Eck> ;p
<&producer_chaos> im jokin u fuckin twat lmao
<~Eck> LMFAO
#7 (+|-)
(Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
* Eck is now known as Jordan
<&producer_chaos> thats about right your a big tit to lmao
<~Jordan> wanker
#8 (+|-)
(Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
* @eck divorces beenie for cheating on eck :(
<@Beenie> Since when is dancing cheating?
<@Heatpack> She didn't cheat on ya
<@Heatpack> It's not like I'm cock blocking ya
#9 (+|-)
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<+twinkinator> i got an announcement
<+twinkinator> my ass is numb!
<+twinkinator> ty for listening
#10 (+|-)
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* @Eck dances nekkid around Ms-pacman's face
* @Eck wiggles
* @Eck gives Ms-pacman a mushroom print, [BANG!] right in the chin with his penis.
<&Ms-pacman> >:|
<&yum9me> o.0
<&yum9me> Poor Ms-pacman :(
<&yum9me> She's getting harrased
#11 (+|-)
(Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]
* Peter is now known as pod
* Jordan is now known as iPod
<@iPod> o0O
* pod is now known as Eck
* Quits: &Eck (Steve@Payable.On.Death) (NickServ (GHOST command used by iPod))
<@iPod> lmao
* LimitServ sets mode: +l 27
* Joins: pod (Steve@2DC2F33.23FF070F.4AF7D15A.IP)
* Foxys sets mode: +ao pod pod
* pod is now known as Eck
* Quits: &Eck (Steve@Payable.On.Death) (NickServ (GHOST command used by iPod))
* Joins: pod (Steve@2DC2F33.23FF070F.4AF7D15A.IP)
* Foxys sets mode: +ao pod pod
* iPod is now known as Jordan
<+LolFail> Master?
* LimitServ sets mode: +l 28
* pod is now known as Eck
* Quits: &Eck (Steve@Payable.On.Death) (NickServ (GHOST command used by Jordan))
* LimitServ sets mode: +l 27
* Jordan is now known as EcKstasy
* Joins: pod (Steve@2DC2F33.23FF070F.4AF7D15A.IP)
* Foxys sets mode: +ao pod pod
* LimitServ sets mode: +l 28
<&pod> shitvision !
<@EcKstasy> LMFAO
<&pod> *grins*
#12 (+|-)
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* TotenKopf is now known as PlumberBob
<+La^Passionara> w00t gimme gimme
<@PlumberBob> aye gotta big (small as hell) dick
#13 (+|-)
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<Qwertyyut> holy crap
<Qwertyyut> i accidentally swallowed a piece of hubba bubba
<Dillo_CS> LOL
<Qwertyyut> back
<Qwertyyut> and i couldnt vomit it up
#14 (+|-)
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<&yum9me> Any hot german girls?
<@Eck> german?
<@Eck> ewwwwwwwwwwwww
<&yum9me> o.0
<&yum9me> What is wrong with you, Eck
<@Eck> german smell of jew
#15 (+|-)
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<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#16 (+|-)
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* Dyno (Dyno@anope-E6C1DF9B.wifi.dyn.inspire.net.nz) has joined #unrealircd
<Dyno> Hi
<Dyno> I need help, one of my IRCOps set NOOP, and now i cant get rid of it...
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<&Perihelion> Lulzeth
<mooncup> hahaha
<mooncup> pwnt
#17 (+|-)
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* Now talking in #Shadow
* Topic is '<Carzboy> AIA must be destroyed for our childrens wealth'
* Set by Carzboy on Wed Sep 24 13:42:59
<KrypTiK1> lawlz
<KrypTiK1> >.>
* Sandman sets mode: +b KrypTiK1!*@*
<KrypTiK1> later bitch
#Shadow You are banned (#Shadow)
* You were kicked by Sandman (Sandman)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Shadow
* Now talking in #Shadow
* Topic is '<Carzboy> AIA must be destroyed for our childrens wealth'
* Set by Carzboy on Wed Sep 24 13:42:59
<Gustav> your fucking idiots
* Sandman sets mode: +b Gustav!*@*
<Gustav> cant even ban
#Shadow You are banned (#Shadow)
* You were kicked by Sandman (Sandman)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Shadow
* Now talking in #Shadow
* Topic is '<Carzboy> AIA must be destroyed for our childrens wealth'
* Set by Carzboy on Wed Sep 24 13:42:59
<rickroll> BITCH
<+Jamie-> lol
<rickroll> you fail
<rickroll> PHAIL HARD
<rickroll> phailure
* Sandman sets mode: +b rickroll!*@*
* You were kicked by Sandman (Sandman)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Shadow
* Now talking in #Shadow
* Topic is '<Carzboy> AIA must be destroyed for our childrens wealth'
* Set by Carzboy on Wed Sep 24 13:42:59
<yoyoyo> hahha
<yoyoyo> imma make you phail
<yoyoyo> over and over
* You were kicked by Sandman (Sandman)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Shadow
* Rejoined channel #Shadow
* Topic is '<Carzboy> AIA must be destroyed for our childrens wealth'
* Set by Carzboy on Wed Sep 24 13:42:59
<yoyoyo> because you dont know what your doing
<%Sandman> i dont
<yoyoyo> nope
<+Jamie-> lol
* Sandman sets mode: +b yoyoyo!*@*
<yoyoyo> obvious
#Shadow You are banned (#Shadow)
* +Vladimir_Ryker (Mibbit@IRCStorm-C9EF5475.adsl.snet.net) has left #Shadow
* You were kicked by Sandman (Sandman)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Shadow
* Now talking in #Shadow
* Topic is '<Carzboy> AIA must be destroyed for our childrens wealth'
* Set by Carzboy on Wed Sep 24 13:42:59
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> look
<+Jamie-> your just doing the temp thing he'll open IRC again and do it again
<%Sandman> i have no idea how to do that
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> you phail
<+Jamie-> see
<%Sandman> i know
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> your a phailure
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> hehe
<+Jamie-> I dont know how to do it
<+Jamie-> but I dont care were not doing anything anyway
<+Jamie-> im fuckin around in #Real
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> >:G
* +Temage (soillsich_@IRCStorm-DC39A09.range81-151.btcentralplus.com) has left #Shadow
<%Sandman> i dont care either
* Timer 1 activated
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> Phailure
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> Phailure
* 1 timer(s) matching * halted
<%Sandman> wow, you are so hurtful
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> i know
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> i try
<%Sandman> especially when you spell it phailure
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> >.>
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> fucking idiot
<%Sandman> wow
<%Sandman> im gonna cry myself to sleep now
<%Sandman> your my IRC hero
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> go for it
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> ^_^
* Acaveli (Mibbit@IRCStorm-B6EF88EF.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Shadow
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> fuckstick
* Vladimir_Ryker (Mibbit@IRCStorm-C9EF5475.adsl.snet.net) has joined #Shadow
<@cHiLL> [Vladimir_Ryker] All hail...VLADIMIR RYKER!! *crowd goes wild*
* cHiLL sets mode: +v Vladimir_Ryker
<Acaveli> gotta see the insults
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> hahah
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> fucking owned his bitch ass
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> powerless fuck, just like in the game
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> >.>
<+Jamie-> loserish fuck
<+Jamie-> just like in RL
<+Jamie-> You
* zinc (Mibbit@IRCStorm-14D6FED7.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #Shadow
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> fuck you ya rusty cunt.. my beef isnt with your half breed ass
<%Sandman> wow, i dont know IRC... my life is over
<+Jamie-> your beef is stale and bugs is flying out of it
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> hmm
<zinc> and in it
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> i wonder if i could get my bot to hijack this room
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> =)
<%Sandman> oh no... you destroy our room
<%Sandman> my life is over
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> no, i just take it from you
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> and laugh
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> thats about it
<%Sandman> go for it
<%Sandman> we can make another one
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> and your whole "he isnt phasing me" play, is fucking pathetic, so you can knock that baby shit off
<%Sandman> im not phased
<zinc> who is the nerd? :P
<%Sandman> im glad this is making you night
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> your not supusto be jackass
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> nerd? shut the fuck up cool guy..
<zinc> :D
<Acaveli> Sandman Phails wats ur ingame name
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> im Gustav
<%Sandman> its gustav
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> just owning his ass
<zinc> i love it when people respond
<Acaveli> oh ok
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> >.>
<+Jamie-> !kick sandmanphailsatlife
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> OHHH NOES!
<zinc> when im not talking to them neccesarily
<+Jamie-> lol
<zinc> :P
* SandmanPhailsAtLife shivers
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> feel that
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> the cold chill
<zinc> wait
<zinc> howd gustav get on here?
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> because, im way fucking good
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> and, sandman phails at keeping his room safe
<+Jamie-> cause like me
<zinc> u play CS again?
<+Jamie-> he's an IRC loser
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> someone should slap him with that halfop
<+Jamie-> cept he was doing it way for I was
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> show him how to use it
* Sandman sets mode: +b *!*ilsAtLife@98F8613A.5B3C9CDB.96560B91.IP
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> OH SHIT
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> YOU PHAIL
* You were kicked by Sandman (Sandman)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Shadow
* Rejoined channel #Shadow
* Topic is '<Carzboy> AIA must be destroyed for our childrens wealth'
* Set by Carzboy on Wed Sep 24 13:42:59
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> hahhaha
<%Sandman> damn
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> PHAILURE!
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> jdsjghjgh
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> im am really laughin my ass of now
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> thanks
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> hahah
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> fuck.. this is great
<Acaveli> srry back
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> oh, dont forget
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> when you DO figure it out
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> i will just come on my shell
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> so, save yourself the time
<zinc> yall gotta show me how to do this shit :P
<SandmanPhailsAtLife> and just throw in the towel
Sandman is Mibbit@IRCStorm-E6BFA763.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net * http://www.mibbit.com
Sandman is a registered nick
Sandman on #help %#Shadow #Chosen_Space
Sandman using mother.ircstorm.net Welcome to IRCStorm
Sandman End of /WHOIS list.
* Sandman sets mode: +b *!kryptik1@98F8613A.5B3C9CDB.96560B91.IP
* You were kicked by Sandman (Sandman)
#18 (+|-)
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<Jake> what about huge_cock?
<Gustav> lulz
<Jake> XD
<Gustav> oi
* Gustav smells a kick
<Tig_Bits> I thought cock was an autokick?
* Tig_Bits was kicked by BotMaster (Watch your language!)
<Gustav> LMMFAO!!
#19 (+|-)
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<%Eck> FTP servers work better on linux anyway :P
<&pod> most things that run on linux work better !
* Beenie runs better on .... never mind I'll be a good girl
<&pod> haha
<%Eck> My penis?
#20 (+|-)
(Rated: 9) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Eck> No I will not have sex with you.
<@Perihelion> Rapist
<@Eck> Can't rape the willing.
<@Eck> I'm still trying to figure your nick
<@Eck> Is it pronounced "Peri-he-lion" or "Peri-helion"
<@Eck> Peri-helium sounds more win
<@Perihelion> the second one
<@Perihelion> OH DONT YOU PUT ME ON THE BACK BURNERRRRRR YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUTTTTTTTT
<@Eck> .........mkay
#21 (+|-)
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<%producer_chaos> any1 alive?
<~Eck[AFK]> http://eckstatic.irc.su/linux/
<~KrypTiK1> yeah
<%producer_chaos> can u test a link for me pls
<%producer_chaos> http://192.XXX.X.XX:88/broadwave.asx?src=pplaylist&kbps=56
<%producer_chaos> should hear some music lol
<~KrypTiK1> Failed to Connect
<~KrypTiK1> The connection was refused when attempting to contact 192.XXX.X.XX:88.
<~KrypTiK1> Though the site seems valid, the browser was unable to establish a connection.
<~KrypTiK1> * Could the site be temporarily unavailable? Try again later.
<~KrypTiK1> * Are you unable to browse other sites? Check the computer's network connection.
<~KrypTiK1> * Is your computer or network protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings can interfere with Web browsing.
<%producer_chaos> shite ok cheers m8
* %producer_chaos (chaos@chaoticsounds.co.uk) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* producer_chaos (chaos@chaoticsounds.co.uk) has joined #lobby
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +h producer_chaos
<~Eck[AFK]> that aint even a real ip you fag
<~Eck[AFK]> rolf
<~Eck[AFK]> It's a machines IP not your internets
<%producer_chaos> its the 1 its picking up on the server im useing
<~Eck[AFK]> that aint an ip
<~Eck[AFK]> thats a localhost ip
<%producer_chaos> got to set it up so itwill stream to the net
<~Eck[AFK]> well
<~Eck[AFK]> close
<~Eck[AFK]> your ip is 81.XXX.XX.XXX not 192.XXX.X.XX
<%producer_chaos> yeah it is a local host but im trying to set it up
<%producer_chaos> sorry eck im not a clever cunt like u i dont know every thing but hey we got to learn some where
<~Eck[AFK]> you gotta open ports on your router
<~Eck[AFK]> http://api.home
<+LolFail> humph producer_chaos
<%producer_chaos> on know im trying to do it
<%producer_chaos> my net is fucked keeps giving me diff sites every time i click a link :@
<~Eck[AFK]> Click on "Advanced" > "Continue.." > enter admin for user, and admin for pass, > click on application sharing. then create a new application > name it anything, then click on manual entry of port maps > next > "Protocol" - Any, > Port ranges > "88" on both > leave trigger port blank, then hit Add, go back to Application Sharing > Select the name of that app you added > then select the system name then click Add, that should be working now
<~KrypTiK1> LAWLZ@clever cunt
<~KrypTiK1> quote time
#22 (+|-)
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* Miss_Tourettes scratches behind Jobe's ear
<@Miss_Tourettes> good boy
* Jobe pants and wags
<@Eck> ..
<@Eck> dude that sounded wrong.
<@Jobe> dude only to you
<@Eck> no wai dood
<@Jobe> *dude
<@Eck> way!
#23 (+|-)
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<%marzxx> hi xxxxxxxxxxxxx
<~Eck[AFK]> hi
<~Eck[AFK]> shag time isit
<~Eck[AFK]> ;)
* Eck[AFK] shags marzxx
<%producer_chaos> oi
<%marzxx> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bless eck i didnt realise u were that small best put it away b4 u embarrass urself
<~Eck[AFK]> sorry im doing ya misses
<%producer_chaos> no u aint lmaoooooo
<~Eck[AFK]> too late
<~Eck[AFK]> she came and i ran
<~Eck[AFK]> heh!
<&KrypTiK1> HA
<~Eck[AFK]> LAWLZ
* marzxx gets magnifying glass out 2 check he put it away
<~Eck[AFK]> well you wernt complaining
<~Eck[AFK]> like i said
<%marzxx> i think i would be
<~Eck[AFK]> you came and i ran
<%marzxx> takes more than a 2inch and 1 min 2 make me cum
<~Eck[AFK]> blame your husband then
<~Eck[AFK]> lol
<~Eck[AFK]> heh
<~Eck[AFK]> o0o
<%producer_chaos> lfuck this
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#24 (+|-)
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<~Eck> http://www.escriptirc.com/system
<~Eck> changed theme :O
<&TheMe> LIES D:
* TheMe is the same theme
<~Eck> you have the same theme?
<~Eck> :O
<&TheMe> :O
* TheMe is the one and only theme
<&TheMe> >.>
<~Eck> oh
<~Eck> lmao
<~Eck> i just clicked
<~Eck> your nick
<&TheMe> :D
<~Eck> >_>
<~Eck> quota time
<~Eck> quote
<~Eck> theme
<&TheMe> lol
<~Eck> HEH!
#25 (+|-)
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* You have left channel #anope-ng (Left all channels)
[!----- 12 Hours later -----!]
* Now talking on #sex
* Topic for #sex is: [19:14:33] <~Amanda> Fuck you it IS all about me | Sex with Eck and Amanda is emminent.
* Topic for #sex set by TheKing at Sat Oct 18 00:25:39 2008
* R2D2 gives channel operator status to Eckles
* You are now known as Eck
<@Eck> fucking jew saparted me
#26 (+|-)
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* mooncup (mooncup@sucks.donkey.balls) has joined #sex
* R2D2 gives channel operator status to mooncup
* Eck rapes mooncup
<@mooncup> That's rape!
<@Eck> DUH
#27 (+|-)
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*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars
*** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF
* bigdick slides into BigCunt
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left #cars
<shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday
#28 (+|-)
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<snag> you know whats funny
<snag> im big
<snag> but im not that fat
<eldee> that's what all fat people say
#29 (+|-)
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<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mmx> STOP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#30 (+|-)
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<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
#31 (+|-)
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<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage
<Object> you just don't do that
#32 (+|-)
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<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
#33 (+|-)
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<Waters> I practice safe sex
<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on
#34 (+|-)
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<Megumi> i'm going to write my own drivers
<FiSHNuTZ> lol
<oneforall> haha I have no fucking Idea how to do that :D
<Megumi> i do
<FiSHNuTZ> yeah sweetie, you're the linux driver master ;)
<Megumi> 10 drive
<Megumi> 20 go to 10
<Megumi> I AM
<Megumi> I AM TEH LINUX DRIVER MASTER
#35 (+|-)
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<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
<mightyflo> LQQK!
#36 (+|-)
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<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
#37 (+|-)
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<JazzSax> tim likes 8 year old girls
<JazzSax> he looks sooooo big in their hands.
<JazzSax> they like picture books
<tiko> rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
<dev-> um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van
#38 (+|-)
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<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
#40 (+|-)
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(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P
#41 (+|-)
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<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth.
<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"
<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken
<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum
<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass
<Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"
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<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says
<ScratGod> x = 1; // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH
#43 (+|-)
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<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though
#44 (+|-)
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* Joins Feeks (Feeks@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
<Feeks> Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
<@Wabz> Whats up?
<Feeks> Well i built it but it wont turn on
<@Wabz> Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
<Feeks> Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
<@Wabz> lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
<Feeks> Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
<@Wabz> Fair enough then
<@Wabz> There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
<Feeks> Yeah man
<Feeks> ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
<@Wabz> OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
<Feeks> Then Plug it in?
<@Wabz> Yeah
<KLine> hehe :)
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
<Feeks> You fucking bastard you blew it up
<@Wabz> No i told you how to blow it up
<@Wabz> You blew it up
<Feeks> Fucker!!
<@Wabz> !kb Feeks
* Wanda sets mode +b *!*@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* Feeks was kicked by Wanda ()
#45 (+|-)
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<~Amanda> I CAN ONLY SEE THREE LINES AT A TIME
<~Amanda> ddfg
<~Amanda> dsfg
<~Amanda> dsfg
<~Amanda> df
<~Amanda> gds
<~Amanda> fg
<~Amanda> df
<~Amanda> h
<~Amanda> ad
<~Amanda> h
<~Amanda> rt
<~Amanda> hf
<~Amanda> gh
<~Amanda> Anyway, back to lurking
<@Eck> amanda
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> feel me
<@Eck> ;(
* LolFail downloads some porn for Eck
<@Eck> fuck off
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* DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-6622133B.an1.ewr18.da.uu.net) has joined #lobby
* Eck rapes DeathAdder.
* DeathAdder slaps Eck.
* Eck rapes DeathAdder.
<+LolFail> they took my squeeznig arm!
<DeathAdder> Not now, I'm sleepy.
<+LolFail> WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!?
<DeathAdder> Skank.
<+LolFail> WHHHYYYYY?
<~Eck> you aint got a choice in the matter of rape
<~Eck> nigger bitch
<DeathAdder> Time for sleep.
<DeathAdder> Night fag.
* DeathAdder has quit (Quit: )
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<~Ryu> SteveUK: why the cunt is TrustedInstaller (Vista service) using so much CPU
<~Ryu> Azrael-: Blame Vista.
<~Ryu> Bladezor: Welcome to Vista, enjoy your stay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay ayyyyyyy *ERROR* *CRASH*
<~Ryu> *** AzuiSleet quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Alakala quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Louti quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Marine quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> phenex: ... they were using vista
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<DeathAdder> I am rebuilding a '69 charger though, over a full-frame.
<DeathAdder> Found the frame at the junkyard.
<Andromeda_Ascendant> ah
<DeathAdder> This one guy up here had a real ugly purple one, and he didn't take very good care of it, so the winter salt rusted the frame and it wouldn't pass inspection. Sold it to me for scrap for 1k.
<DeathAdder> I'm only stripping the original parts.
<DeathAdder> Fucking transmission wasn't original though, and it was 1500.
<DeathAdder> Heh, when I'm out there working on it, my neighbor decides it's time for him to come out and do a little bit on his Maverick.
<DeathAdder> I think the guy likes to compete with me. I mow the lawn? He does too.
<DeathAdder> Tune a weedeater?
<DeathAdder> He does as well.
<DeathAdder> Painted the charger, he painted his tractor.
<Andromeda_Ascendant> lmfao
<Gustav> rofl
#49 (+|-)
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<&a|13n_> <Phil> i wish my girlfriend was into DDR
<&a|13n_> <knuck> i wish my girlfriend didnt end in .jpg
<DeathAdder> Lol.
<&KrypTiK1> ROFL
<+breathoffire> lool
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<~Eck> You need help.
<DeathAdder> That's what my four therapists said.
<DeathAdder> I don't listen to them either.
<~Eck> you should.
<DeathAdder> Nah.
<~Eck> before someone anal rapes you.
<DeathAdder> They'd take away my drugs if I got better.
<DeathAdder> My asshair is a sure protection against rape.
<DeathAdder> RuGbUrN oN uR CoCk~
<~Eck> ill shave o
<~Eck> fucking wax that shit off
<~Eck> then anally stick my cock up there
<~Eck> make you bend over and say my name
<~Eck> BITCH
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