#1539 (+|-)
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<+peer> SUCK MAH PENII
<Rage> peer, you're such a good buddy
#2099 (+|-)
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<RobotRocker> I heard the RB2 instruments might be coming over here as Lego Rock Band branded ones though
<RobotRocker> Would be nice to get a better guitar. The RB1 strat is awful
<RobotRocker> And my GH3 Les Paul is near dead now
<lofi> more than you can say about the man himself
#1550 (+|-)
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<DevXen> they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
#1228 (+|-)
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* `You have been kicked from #defocus by ChanServ (ChanServ)
#1109 (+|-)
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<Princess_Spankheaven> I'm bored
<Mark> I'm sorry :(
<Mark> Do what I do when I'm bored :D
<Princess_Spankheaven> Masturbate?
#804 (+|-)
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* dd0s[a] pets peer o.o
* peer would pet dd0s[a] but he would sound like a skiddie
<&dd0s[a]> >.>
#495 (+|-)
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Host says: i must go to bed before my wife leaves me for the gardener.
#482 (+|-)
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<southsidebaby> im fine where u form
<Spyda09> southampton
<southsidebaby> whewrraboutrs
<Spyda09> in a flat
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Error: Gays, I'd like you to meet our Puertorican/Phillipino department.
Empty: do they have guns?
Error: 12" dicks, actually
Empty: brb going to get some guns
#1762 (+|-)
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* myself joined the chat room.
<myself> im looking for a girl who uses linux to be my e - girlfriend, its okay if you are a fat guy pretending to be a girl too thats fine
<[deXter]> O.o
<[deXter]> Well there's a real linux girl online in ##linux if you're interested
<[deXter]> not sure if she'd like to be your e-gf though
<myself> whats her name
<myself> the linux girls
<myself> tell me...
<[deXter]> Um, can't tell her name sorry. But it's easy enough to figure out if you look at the name list :)
<myself> yeah right
<myself> 852 people
* myself left the chat room. (K-lined)
<sirukin> haha
<[deXter]> lol
<[deXter]> I bet that's the last time he'll mess with a linux girl..
#1567 (+|-)
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<Anticheese> Indeed. In other news, I'm applying for a job as a junior salesman at an electronics/appliances shop. Huzzah
<Momaw> Anticheese, you'll have ample opportunities to be catstrokingly evil in such a place
<Momaw> Especially if you get a bonus based on how much stuff you sell people. "Do you really think I need this television? I mean what about this one, it's a lot cheaper." "Well, the TV itself is cheaper, but to use that one you'd need an HDMI depolarizing transducer." "How much do those cost?" "Heh." ":("
<Anticheese> Gah. Curse my sense of morals....Ah well, I'm sure I can shout it down when the only unreasonably priced things in the store is the software. (I checked, they don't sell expensive cables)
<Momaw> Yeah, you need to not have a soul to really do well in sales.
<Anticheese> But we'll see...Say, what's the going rate on the souls of salesmen?
<Momaw> Not a lot. The market is always glutted.
#1906 (+|-)
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<PurpleXVI> Well, Lego.
<PurpleXVI> If the internet is a hallway.
<PurpleXVI> And this chatroom is a door in that hallway.
<Lego> im not trying to piss you off
<PurpleXVI> Then whenever you join here, you sort of stand around outside the door for a minute, then you drop your pants and take a dump on the carpet in front of it.
#1527 (+|-)
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* You are now known as yes-atlantas-broken
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* Grant (~grant@x.internode.on.net) has joined #linode
* yes-atlantas-broken
<Grant> Sorry - was that Atlanta is down?
* yes-atlantas-broken <--
<Grant> Awesome
#346 (+|-)
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<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to do it, but I have to get to college somehow.
#34 (+|-)
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<Megumi> i'm going to write my own drivers
<FiSHNuTZ> lol
<oneforall> haha I have no fucking Idea how to do that :D
<Megumi> i do
<FiSHNuTZ> yeah sweetie, you're the linux driver master ;)
<Megumi> 10 drive
<Megumi> 20 go to 10
<Megumi> I AM
<Megumi> I AM TEH LINUX DRIVER MASTER
#2539 (+|-)
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<TViYH> sudo rm -fr / removes all of the french language packs in / i heard
<eNtropy`> SPREAD THE WORD
#937 (+|-)
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<@discordia> someone give me something to do
<~peer> install *bsd without failing
<@discordia> I was doing a good job until my system overheated and fried the processor
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<zepski> i wish most of you guys actually lived near me
<TorrentialStorm> heh
<zepski> ironicly if we all were put in a room we probably have nothing to say to one another
<TorrentialStorm> yeah
<TorrentialStorm> some of us would probably kill each other
<zepski> funny how that works that way
#1959 (+|-)
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<Migs> I'd have loved to see a 5 year-old moshpit at Disney on Ice
#958 (+|-)
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<+Dr_Link> So, recently, my brother and I went to Wendy's.
<+Dr_Link> He bought a baconator.
<+Dr_Link> They forgot the bacon.
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@BeatKiLL: beaty was silent, smoking in the bathroom
@BeatKiLL: he heard all the noises surrounding him
@BeatKiLL: the birds were chanting
@BeatKiLL: until the sound "plop!" was heard
@BeatKiLL: and a freed soul he felt
&puppet wipes away a tear
&puppet: that was beautiful man, just beautiful
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<ilanbg> I have never heard either of those phrases used
<celeste> black people say "he's my boy"
<ilanbg> black people don't say that
<celeste> uh yeah they do
<ilanbg> you don't even know any black people!
<celeste> yes i doooo
<ilanbg> name one
<celeste> i don' tknow his name : (
#882 (+|-)
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(Baconizer) All hail Sourceforge, eternal fountain of things to fiddle with!
#1956 (+|-)
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<sloth> i had to wear a USB cable for a belt today because my last pair of shorts broke
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<Slaanesh> My uncle once managed to superglue his fist shut as a kid. My grandfather refused to do anything because 1: It was his superglue that got wasted 2: "The harsher the lesson, the more you learn"
<TheWarp> haha what
<TheWarp> your uncle should have punched him with his superglued fist
<Frolic> my grandfather is $30,000 in debt
<Frolic> know what the bills are for?
<TheWarp> porn
<Frolic> porn.
<&PurpleXVI> ...Hahahah.
<TheWarp> HAHAHA
<Kein> hahahahahaha, oh wow
<Kein> That's amazing
<Slaanesh> He should superglue the bills together and roll them into the porn shop
<Frolic> adult friend finder
<TheWarp> $30,000 of porn?
<Frolic> chinese friend finder
<Gorbash_Kazdar> :B
<Frolic> bangbros
<TheWarp> oh god
<&PurpleXVI> He just wanted some grown-up friends.
<TheWarp> your grandad has my taste in porn
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wateronsand: "A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire called Sweet Baby Jesus."
jeremyzlp: hmm
jeremyzlp: can we just strap her to the next mars mission already?
wateronsand: why waste the rocket fuel? just douse her in charcoal starter, you can probably find her near a bbq anyway
jeremyzlp: lol
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<WubDancer> ...that's the best rickroll mashup I've ever seen... youtube.com/watch?v=GccfzxHIXaY
<mrk> BON JOVI?
<mrk> AHA!
<mrk> waiting for it
<WubDancer> You'll see.
<mrk> I swear to god, if I watch this and there's no astley
<mrk> I'm going to kick your ass
<mrk> 2:53 in
<mrk> looking like you're fucking dead
<mrk> DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
<WubDancer> ...MRK JUST GOT ANTIRICKROLLED
<krazykit> ROCKNROLLED
<mrk> fuck
<mrk> I just watched an entire bon jovi performance
#1979 (+|-)
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<defunkt> anyone know a good web-based survey system?
<defunkt> we need to find out why you guys are actually paying us money
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Graham: Welcome to warranty support. My name is Graham and I will be happy to assist you.
jon: does microsoft linux have ms sql apache server
Graham: Hi Jon, I didn't quite understand your question?
jon: are you from india or what
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#1241 (+|-)
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<+BearPerson> standing on times square shouting "I am a walking bomb!" is not being hypocritical, unless you're the minister of national defence
#676 (+|-)
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* rain` is now known as cntmuffin
* DaMaR sets mode: +b *fin!*@*
* DaMaR has kicked cntmuffin from #efnet (Banned: requested)
<lutwidge> Okie dokie.
<hrz> haha
<JordanS> that ban was nationalist.
<JordanS> asjdaskjdklasjf
<lutwidge> The nation of asjdaskjdklasjf has much to answer for.
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<Omi> Women keep saying their bodies should be treated like temples
<Omi> Amy treats hers like mcdonalds
<Omi> Everyones ate and thrown up in there at least once in their life
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<YOLI> WHAT YEAR HEAVE
<YOLI> I HEAVE 24
<Sir_GOaT> That's a whole lot of heaving.
#995 (+|-)
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<chmeee> windows? what are they?
<dopey> chmeee: things that get dirty and allow your neighbors to watch you dance around in your underwear to old time rock and roll
<chmeee> heh
<chmeee> you mean webcams
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<Fax> stfu, I think I'm coming down with swine flu
<Fax> if it's not swine flu, it's hella bad allergies
<Drazhar> LOL Fax is gonna die
<Fax> so my head is not exactly clear atm
<Fax> I'm not gonna die.
<Fax> there's been like 3 deaths throughout the entire US
<Drazhar> Hey, if the Swine Flu gets you, can we take your wife off your dead hands?
<Fax> and they all had preexisting medical conditions that proved complicated
<Quetz> lucky nr 4, are you ?
<Fax> And if I die
<Fax> Quetz and Omnifox get to share Raiven on alternating weekends
<Drazhar> What of the weekdays?
<Fax> Her choice.
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<Smiffy> !up
* Smiffy was kicked by connection (!down)
<@connection> PWNT
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<+peer> .quote 93
<LolFail> Quote: 93 Rating: 0 URL: http://www.quotebucket.info.tm/93
<LolFail> <@peer> DCC SEND "ff???f?" 0 0 0
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<LolFail> <@peer> o0
<+peer> lmfao
<LolFail> <&Jesta> lmfao
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<Wack0> lol, this is the funniest piece of code i ever saw:
<Wack0> s32 __Title_PatchTik(signed_blob *p_tik)
<Wack0> {
<Wack0> /* Do nothing */
<Wack0> return 0;
<Wack0> }
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<&Eck> Oikarinen was a scientist? O_O
<&Eck> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarkko_Oikarinen
<&Brian> yeah
<&Brian> lol
<&Eck> you didnjt know that stfu
<&Eck> -_-
<&Brian> I did you dickwad
<&Eck> please.
<&Brian> I read that article
<&Eck> you dont even know 74878^2242x932
<&Eck> shh
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<Nab> Primo
<Nab> I'm 6'1
<Nab> And 245
<Nab> How do you think I feel
<Nab> >_>
<cheese> you probably feel like eating some cake
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<JNSamuel> the stylesheet for wikipedia has gone..
<Darkebie> I thought it was just me...
<JNSamuel> nope
<Algebraist-en> <OverlordQ> whatever you just poked made /skins-1.5/ start throwing 403 forbidden errors :-/
<JNSamuel> ah someone broke wikipedia
<JNSamuel> explains the nubness lately
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<TheKing> If you do ddos me I will have the authorities on your asses
<TheKing> its a cyber crime.
<TheKing> I have already sued somebody from IRC
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<citalim> this is just a massive collective psychotic chemical flashback from all the drugs smoked, snorted, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally from all Americans from 1960 to 1990. thirty years of street drugs gets you the internet
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<Hiro> DUDE
<Hiro> Alphabet is alpha and beta put together without the last a. O_O
<Austin> isnt that just freaking amazing?
<Hiro> i just figured that out
<Austin> ok ive gotta ask how did u get to that
<Hiro> dunno!
<Hiro> i was typing alphabet
<Hiro> and I misspelled it, so I backspaced to the last a
<Hiro> and noticed it said alpha
<Hiro> then typed in bet and was like WHOA
<Austin> ok so why were u typing alphabet in the 1st place?
<Hiro> i was typing 'MY FAVORITE NUMBER OF THE ALPHABET IS GREEN'
<Austin> oh now see that makes a whole more sense
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<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
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<@sysErroR> Forte: I didn't know they made Condoms that small
