#156 (+|-)
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<EcKstasy> did you close xchat then copy the files over then start it up?
<EcKstasy> :D
<+LolFail> :o)
<discordia|EEE> i copied files
<discordia|EEE> closed
<@Host> +:
<discordia|EEE> opened
<EcKstasy> .
<discordia|EEE> i'll do it the other way nao
<@Host> WRONG
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<@Host> idiot kid.
<@Host> wow
<@Host> who doesnt know who to install that in xchat.
<~discordia> nigga I'm still here...
#1444 (+|-)
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<Fax> Finish this line: "I like my women like I like my coffee..."
<Break> "....hot and strong.....with a spoon in them!"
<Break> "Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged behind a donkey through the Andes."
<Fax> "Hot, dark, and bitter."
<Break> "roasted just so".
<Fax> "Ground up and steeped in water"
<Break> "Creamed."
#182 (+|-)
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<~Eck> The annual cost of a colour TV licence (set by the Government) is currently £142.50. That works out at less than £12 per month - about 39p per day for each household.
<~Eck> A black and white TV licence is £48.
<~Eck> The licence (whether colour or black and white) is free if you are 75 or over, and half-price if you are registered blind, although you still need to a
<~Eck> WHO WANTS TO WATCH TV WHEN THEY'RE BLIND
<~Eck> THATS FUCKING STUPID
#1151 (+|-)
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<Zophory> MONTAAAAGGGEEEE
<BierWiser> I was thinking about asking for a picture. =x
<BrainVirus|Work> I montaged your mom!
<BierWiser> Cut her up into pieces and put your favorite parts together?
#77 (+|-)
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<@Jobe> Boris wont respond in here now
<%Boris> Jobe: I've often been asked that, i'd be able to respond intelligently.
<Eck> orly?
#366 (+|-)
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<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
#312 (+|-)
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<Tigerlilley> Well, this isn't a full sex story but it was still pretty embarrasing:
<Tigerlilley> I'd just gotten out of the shower, and walked into the kitchen to grab a drink. Theonly thing in there was milk.
<Tigerlilley> Because I am retarded
<Tigerlilley> I spilt it all over myself
<Tigerlilley> So I'm in my underwear, white stuff all over my chin, neck and chest
<Tigerlilley> and my flatmate walks in
<Tigerlilley> looks at me
<Tigerlilley> and says
<Tigerlilley> "goddamn thats some scary de ja vu"
<Tigerlilley> :(
#2180 (+|-)
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<+Keal> Bbl, if someone uses this computer in less than 10 minutes from now and I am not heard from again for 72 hours, BearPerson I am giving you my cell.
* BearPerson puts his tiger in it and puts on a heavy padlock
<+JNSamuel> dat wut she said
#1510 (+|-)
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Jamie: i just found out the closest bathroom to me (which isn't very close) is going to be closed through september for remodelling
CryptoMancer: That sucks
CryptoMancer: Drink less
Jamie: heh
CryptoMancer: Or bring a bucket
CryptoMancer: When I worked at RIT there was a bathroom right across from my office, but when I wanted to go doody I walked out of the building and across half the academic side of campus to get to the administrative building because it had cleaner bathrooms
CryptoMancer: So, my point is, at one time and in certain circumstances I have felt your pain
CryptoMancer: That's empathy for you
#934 (+|-)
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<%Eck> upside down exclamation mark ftw
<%Liber> Your face, ftl.
<%Eck> nom, you
<%Eck> NOM YOU!
<%Eck> no u
<%Liber> NOM YOU.
<+LolFail> Lordy.
<%Liber> That made me lol.
<%Eck> use your own words and gtfo
#1781 (+|-)
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<wuzei> make love to the woman
<wuzei> or the garlic
<wuzei> garlic isn't jealous of women
<wuzei> but women are wary of garlic
<dunn> just think... if you were dating a man, you could have both tonight
<Jalut> heh
<wuzei> hahahhha, that reminds me of those great "go gay" ads back a few years ago on youtube
<wuzei> "yeah baby, but that garlic in there, mmmmmm"
#1645 (+|-)
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axoren123: So gAmmA, how small is it?
stealthipodnano: about 1nm
stealthipodnano: wait, what!?
#2446 (+|-)
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EcKstasy: i want to show you
EcKstasy: my shit
Host: no thanks
Host: my brother in law always sends me a picture message with his shit
Host: right after lunch
EcKstasy: rotfl
Host: makes me gag all the time
#1064 (+|-)
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<lokans> cod4/wc3/wow/tetris
<BlAcK-DiAmOnD> tetris what is that?
<BlAcK-DiAmOnD> wc3 what is that?
<~connection> ....
<BlAcK-DiAmOnD> wow what is that?
#2484 (+|-)
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Manu Garcia: It's possible to make an IRC server hosted in internet? I've been looking for information in google, but found only how to make it in your computer.
// Copied from a Facebook comment.
#172 (+|-)
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<@telnet> has secks with lolfail
<@telnet> /me wonders if /me works
<@telnet> guess not
<@telnet> /me tries again
<@telnet> fail
#318 (+|-)
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<Slith> Law: Gun control.
<Slith> Intended effect: No more shootings, lower murder rate.
<Slith> What's really happening: People are arguing on the Internet.
#2295 (+|-)
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Trinexx: I saw the most awesome Windows error today: "A malicious program has attempted to shut down Windows. As a precaution, Windows was shut down."
#1142 (+|-)
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<wootW00t69> Theres this little gate in my hall, to keep my little brother from getting to the stairs, and theres a latch on it that sticks up, and it pisses my neighbor off. I have to put it down when I see it, otherwise he just starts yelling
<wootW00T69> He says its just a minor OCD thing.
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<wootW00t69> If I see it sticking up and I have a free hand, Ill do it, but otherwise it just has to stay up, and piss my neighbor off every time he looks at it
<el_dulzor> what the FUCK?
#1865 (+|-)
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<endoskeleton> if (!delivery()) { diGiorno(); }
<GoneFishing> no..
<GoneFishing> if(diGiorno() != delivery())
<GoneFishing> {
<GoneFishing> System.out.println("True");
<GoneFishing> }
<GoneFishing> etc
<endoskeleton> WRONG!
<GoneFishing> the slogan is "It's not delivery, it's digiorno"
<GoneFishing> not
<GoneFishing> "if it's not delivery it's digiorno"
<endoskeleton> well diGiorno will never be delivery
<endoskeleton> so your whole if arguement is null
#1479 (+|-)
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(%Tea) Florentino, The game.
(+Florentino) liam
(+Florentino) dig a hole
(+Florentino) bury yourself
(+Florentino) and let me piss in it
<+Caleb> rofl
<+Caleb> how gross
(+DJay_Chris) lol
<+Caleb> x_x
(&openProxy) R-Kelly style?
(+DJay_Chris) i like Florentino
(%Tea) No no Jim youd miss me too much.
<+Caleb> LMAO
#1641 (+|-)
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CRKD_rat: yesterday
CRKD_rat: i was driving home
CRKD_rat: and i saw
CRKD_rat: a car, with a bunch of fucking bumper stickers
CRKD_rat: one said I LOVE JESUS
CRKD SkitZo: lol
CRKD SkitZo: you run im over?
CRKD_rat: the next one had the KGB symbol and the swastika and said DAMNED JEWS
CRKD SkitZo: lol
CRKD SkitZo: LOL
CRKD_rat: the next one was an arrow pointing up to that one
CRKD_rat: and the bottom one was WWJD
CRKD_rat: i lol'd so hard.
#1243 (+|-)
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<Forte> (03:17:55 AM) (DarkDevilGoddess) u make me happy
<Forte> I've only been talkin to her for 20mins.
<Forte> ò.Ó
<openProxy> LOL
<openProxy> dude.. in the end be like sorry i only want in your pants i don't want love
#356 (+|-)
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<nameless> what light bulbs u use?
<Unnamed> Uh, those twisty twirly things... No idea the names. All I know is that they last for-fucking-ever.
<nameless> i had no idea!
<Unnamed> ?
<nameless> i had no idea u cared about the planet. :)
<Unnamed> ...
<Unnamed> Fuck the planet.
<nameless> .......
<Unnamed> I only use them because as I said, they last for-fucking-ever. I'd rather change 1 $20 bulb every 2 years then change 1 $4 bulb every week.
<nameless> omg ur mean
<Unnamed> The planet is fucked 3 ways from sunday anyway. Nothing we do will save it short of going back and living in caves and shit, because let's face it, that is never going to happen short of the apocalypse or something.
<nameless> ur wrong
<Unnamed> Yeah? Prove it.
<nameless> shut up
<Unnamed> Fuck the planet and fuck the bull shit Green Movement.
*nameless signed off*
//AIM chat, formatted to IRC to protect the SNs of those involved
#305 (+|-)
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Lord Adam: you know what
Lord Adam: If I feel crap
Lord Adam: I should just look at that picture of the dog in the towel
Amelia: you know
Amelia: you should show like.. bin laden that photo
Amelia: he'll just smile and say
Amelia: "You know.. the war is stupid. No more fighting - I'm getting me a dog. I already have a towel.
#2029 (+|-)
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Axoren: Late night chatters aren't always that intelligent, Megan.
dennis05: 1:37 PM
Axoren: 1:17 AM
Axoren: Says a lot about people in your time zone, dennis.
dennis05: Near at the equator
Axoren: Timezones don't work that way, dennis...
#560 (+|-)
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Host : stop staring at me
EcKstasy : lmfao you'd look good in a police man costume, wtf
Host : WTF
#2509 (+|-)
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<Havoc> Man assaults his girlfriend for initiating a threesome with him and another girl. Dude, you are doing it WRONG. (adelaidenow.com.au)
<Havoc> Theories?
<Kuwaii> He doesn't like surprises
<QueenVictoria> he was cheating and she came home early
<Fax> second girl is his mother.
<QueenVictoria> he's actually gay and his gf is just a beard to hide that and she roofied him to get him into the 3some situation?
<Fax> second girl is Whitney Houston.
<Havoc> Maybe the other girl was fugly and/or had AIDS.
<Fax> SHE was cheating and HE came home early.
#466 (+|-)
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(twins|afk) why kb me, i just wanted help
(twins|afk) wow your so jewish you cant even pay attention
(twins|afk) answer me you racist bastard
#1246 (+|-)
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<Nezumi> ... Erm... I've been struck with a strange thought. In nWoD, spirits are, in part, reflections of our thoughts and feelings on what they represent. So... what does the rising popularity of Moe Anthropomorphization as a way of representing computers and programs mean for computer spirits? o.o;
<Slacker> ...okay, suddenly I might care about nWoD.
<MinceR> :D
#2116 (+|-)
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<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> piZZan: -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- User reg. : Jul 28 03:11:21 2002 (7 years, 5 weeks, 6 days, 09:50:17 ago)
<+piZZan> ?
<+piZZan> 7 years?
<+piZZan> lol ?
<+lewellyn> can you form a sentence of more than three words? :P
<+piZZan> of course i can
<+lewellyn> one with complex structure? ;)
<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> apparently not
<+piZZan> lame
#711 (+|-)
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<@discordia> peer smokes fags :O
<~peer> ofc
<@discordia|eee> :O
<~peer> only -american- queers had to ruin the word "fags" because they thought it suited them
#286 (+|-)
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<Poiesis> first bucket refuses botsnacks. then he demands more time off. then: apocalypse
<natjo> poisoned botsnack
* Bucket keels over and dies.
<Poiesis> or not
#2510 (+|-)
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James: i just suggested to evan that we stand up a VM in our vSphere infrastructure running MS-DOS 6.22
James: copy a few select files to it
James: and create this as autoexec.bat:
James: c:\doom\doom.exe
James: DOOM in vsphere. win.
Jordan: hahahaha
Jordan: cloud computing doom?
James: exactly
Jordan: I knew this is exactly what university server admins do with their time
#342 (+|-)
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<sniep> my servers are all named after computer parts so that users sound like retards asking for anything
<sniep> "i need full access to ram!"
<sniep> "why is megabytes broken?!?"
<sniep> "who rebooted hard drive??!??"
Comment: SomethingAwful
#66 (+|-)
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<&KrypTiK1> hang tight eck.. i think i got something goin for us..
<~Eck> dude that sounded fuckin gay as hell
<~Eck> ....
#2375 (+|-)
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<Eck> ever put a mirror behind your ass so you can see yourself doing a shit
<Eck> when the hole opens and the shit just drops out
<Host> yes
<Host> no
<Eck> you just said yes
<Eck> mother fucker
<Host> ok
<Host> you got me
<Host> so what
#1821 (+|-)
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<MarcusFilby> saints row / saints row 2 were really fun take-offs on GTA
<MarcusFilby> story is very gangsta rather than gangster but they beat GTA in droves for fun missions
<Ephos> GTA4 has some pretty fun missions
<Ephos> The cover system is a huge rip off of GoW though
<Ephos> I kind of hate that game now
<MarcusFilby> dunno man
<Ephos> Nearly every single game after GoW
<Ephos> Uses the camera angle and cover system
<MarcusFilby> SR2 has activities like Septic Avenger
<Ephos> Septic Avenger?
<MarcusFilby> you drive a roto rooter truck with a turret on top that... exhausts
<MarcusFilby> and adjust property values in various neighborhoods :D
#2128 (+|-)
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<pman> ok so, i was testing out wlm sending SMS messages, and i sent one to myself, and i got a message on my phone asking if i wanted to accept the SMS message.
<pman> i said yah, and i got it, then I replied to it, and as SOON as I hit send on my phone, I heard the new message sound on my computer and it was from me.
<zzy> So, essentially, your two favorite gadgets made text-based love.
<zzy> Awesome.
<pman> exactly
<pman> my phone just got 60 messages and it was just moaning
#2442 (+|-)
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<Xires> ande; if you would like me to check spelling and grammar, let me know
<ande> Defenley :P
#338 (+|-)
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<Nope> how fast does semen travel?
<Dzza> slow
<Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast
#1150 (+|-)
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Roman: Sorry i was so bored i looked up canadian history now im really into it
Smiffy: You Loser
Roman: Not it's really interresting have you heard of the black donnelly
Smiffy: Nope, You heard of Hitler?
Roman: yes i have
Smiffy: He's my father. lmfao
Roman: lmfao & I SHOT TUPAC ! XD
Smiffy: lmfao & I SHOT THE SHERRIF
Smiffy: But I didn't shoot no deputy.
Roman: lmfao!
#2113 (+|-)
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<FlawedParadigm> I wonder what feat my character took.
<FlawedParadigm> I think it may have been "No Gag Reflex."
<FlawedParadigm> Or is that a racial trait for female elves?
<FlawedParadigm> I forget.
<Fax> Racial trait for all elves
#2032 (+|-)
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<Foxhill> she answered the phone, i said i want to kick you in the tits, somehow she knew it was me
#2495 (+|-)
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<Sparky> I
<Sparky> LOVE
<Sparky> FUCKING DOGS
<Sparky> D:
<Sparky> :o)
#651 (+|-)
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<@discordia> .latest
<+LolFail> Quote: 650 Rating: 0 URL: http://quotebucket.org/650
<+LolFail> <Wack0> people, repeat what i say
<+LolFail> <Wack0> hello
<+LolFail> <Whibo> hello
<+LolFail> <Wack0> i am pwnsome
<+LolFail> <Whibo> i am pwnsome
<+LolFail> <Wack0> /quit
<+LolFail> * Quits: Whibo (~Whibo@135-181.mc.royaume.com)
<@discordia> PWNED
<+Vladimir_Marenus> +1 for space key!
<@Host> rotfl
<@Host> how did he /quit show
<@discordia> he just did this
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<&EScriptIRC> [discordia] Oh shit, it's discordia...
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o discordia
<@discordia> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU my space failed on me!!!!!!!!!
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<&EScriptIRC> [discordia] Oh shit, it's discordia...
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o discordia
<@Host> rotfl
#440 (+|-)
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<EcKstasy> im going to work for cern
<EcKstasy> blow the place up
<EcKstasy> kthx
<~discordia> then i'll be set
<~discordia> lawl
<~discordia> cern ftw
<EcKstasy> lawl
<EcKstasy> MON' THE SWEDES
<EcKstasy> jk
<+LolFail> Ow my eyes :(
<~discordia> lockheed martin is about 25 minutes from my house
<EcKstasy> edinburgh university is about 30 minutes from me
<EcKstasy> +
<~discordia> nice
<EcKstasy> i was a technician there for a few months until i got caught shagging a pupil
<EcKstasy> lawl
