#451 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Slaanesh> My uncle once managed to superglue his fist shut as a kid. My grandfather refused to do anything because 1: It was his superglue that got wasted 2: "The harsher the lesson, the more you learn"
<TheWarp> haha what
<TheWarp> your uncle should have punched him with his superglued fist
<Frolic> my grandfather is $30,000 in debt
<Frolic> know what the bills are for?
<TheWarp> porn
<Frolic> porn.
<&PurpleXVI> ...Hahahah.
<TheWarp> HAHAHA
<Kein> hahahahahaha, oh wow
<Kein> That's amazing
<Slaanesh> He should superglue the bills together and roll them into the porn shop
<Frolic> adult friend finder
<TheWarp> $30,000 of porn?
<Frolic> chinese friend finder
<Gorbash_Kazdar> :B
<Frolic> bangbros
<TheWarp> oh god
<&PurpleXVI> He just wanted some grown-up friends.
<TheWarp> your grandad has my taste in porn
#452 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<gwern> a lambda in the gutter; its guts spilling out, run over by a `seq`
<gwern> this language fears me. I have seen what it really is
<gwern> this language, with its bottoms being smacked by unsafePerformIOs; this overflowing filth of unused variables
<gwern> one day, it'll fill all the stacks, drown them
<gwern> and they'll look up at me, saying, 'Eval me!' and I'll look down and say, 'no'
<Cale> But who watches those who watch the Watchmen?
<monochrom> The MPAA watches those who watch the Watchmen to make sure there is no stealing of movies. :)
#453 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Host-cell> guys if you tie a rope on ur penis and tie a small wieght at the other end. ur penis will enlarge
<Host-cell> prooven by african tribes
<@discordia> qft
#454 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<dd7> kid's a genius
<dd7> the paper on his desk had a beautiful drawing of some fucked up temple with trees growing out of it and shit
<dd7> turned it over and saw a page full of sql diagrams
#455 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Oddlot: I guess I might have to re-install windows.
FuzzyPlushroom: Whose is it?
Oddlot: Joannas.
Oddlot: My cousins friends friend.
FuzzyPlushroom: she's paying you, then? :P
Oddlot: If she is, in weed.
Oddlot: Either that, or a bj, whichever works.
FuzzyPlushroom: Congratulations. You're officially a goddamn stoner.
Oddlot: Yeah.
Oddlot: I figured that much out.
#456 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<glxblt> nice note in the dish cabinet from boss
<GargajCNS> "you're fired"?
<halcyon_> "You should be working"?
<andr00> "stop eating my sandwich"
<glxblt> "WHO IS THE DEAD COCKSUCKER WHO DOESN'T DO HIS DISHES?"
<glxblt> women can be quite hostile at some times i guess
#457 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<fishmech_> history books in a thousand years are going to be hilarious
<fishmech_> According to the great 21st Century philosopher xXx_SePhIrOtH127765_xXx,
#458 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<PacMan85> fresh fl strawberries
<jedrek> strawberries aren't in season here yet
<PacMan85> well that sucks
<jedrek> not really
<jedrek> i prefer waiting a bit to living in america's hospice
#460 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* mib_v3pegw has joined #aspie-central
<mib_v3pegw> hi
<KingSolemn> hi mib_v3pegw
<KingSolemn> mib_v3pegw: you can change your nick by typing /nick YOURNAMEHERE
* mib_v3pegw is now known as YOURNAMEHERE
<Lexi> YOURNAMEHERE: do change your nick, caps don't go down well with aspies..
<YOURNAMEHERE> Lexi: how?
<Lexi> :|
* Lexi is now known as yournewname
<yournewname> shit.
<InZane> what happened?
* yournewname is now known as Lexi
<kuroi_chi> Hehe
<Lexi> :P i forgot the space at the start..
<KingSolemn> YOURNAMEHERE; you just have to put your own nick instead of YOURNAMEHERE
<YOURNAMEHERE> what is my nick?
<Lexi> YOURNAMEHERE: /nick whatever you want
* YOURNAMEHERE is now known as whatever
<Lexi> :|
<Xyzyxx> hehe
<Lexi> surley your not that dumb..
* whatever is now known as Guest76384
<Xyzyxx> heh, was "whatever" a registered nick? :P
<KingSolemn> apparently
* Xyzyxx waves at Guest76384
<Guest76384> what do I do now?
<InZane> Guest76384: type /nick
* Guest76384 was kicked by Lexi (You can change your nick by doing this "/nick NICKHERE" where i've wrote NICKHERE, you write what you want your nick to be.)
<Lexi> There.
* Lexi sets mode: -o Lexi
<KingSolemn> rofl
* notsure has joined #aspie-central
<notsure> what do I do now?
<Lexi> chat?
<kuroi_chi> Good god.
<KingSolemn> chat
<Xyzyxx> chat with us?
<notsure> how do I do that?
<Xyzyxx> ok, seriously
<KingSolemn> omg
<notsure> no
<Lexi> lol
<notsure> what Xyzyxx said
<Lexi> what you wanna talk about?
<notsure> sex
<Lexi> i see.
<notsure> is that ok?
<KingSolemn> why?
<sebsebseb> notsure don't think so when there are under 16's in the channel
<notsure> oh
<notsure> there are?
<sebsebseb> notsure yep
<notsure> how do I chat?
<Lexi> notsure just say something!
#461 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tdiddy> jesus was a jew that raped j00
<Tdiddy> and his father created the bible
#463 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tdiddy> but anyway, you do a girl in the pooper because you either respect her alot (ie serious girlfriend) or one you dont respect at all
<Tdiddy> there isnt much middle ground
<deBLOO> I dont know many serious chicks that would prefer the pooper...
<Dr_BadSpoon> I RESPECT YOU A LOT
<Dr_BadSpoon> SO I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
#464 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<chuzz> so why are they called 'speakers' when they mostly play music?
#465 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Lemony> so
<@Lemony> i was reading this
<@Lemony> < liat> OH MY GOD
<@Lemony> < liat> IT'S GONE TOO FAR
<@Lemony> < liat> I just got slipped a card at work when I wasn't looking.
<@Lemony> < liat> It's one that you can self-record.
<@Lemony> < liat> I didn't want to open it, I had this feeling.
<@Lemony> < liat> I did against my will.
<@Lemony> < liat> I got rickrolled, by a god damn CARD.
<@Lemony> < liat> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP..
<@Lemony> and then ran upstairs to tell haloth and kohl about it cause it was funny
<@Lemony> just as a finished
<@Lemony> haloth got rolled over by a tank driven by a played named "RickRolled 1129"
<~Carthage> lol
<@Lemony> playing bad company
<@Lemony> priceless
<@Lemony> fuckin rick rolled on xbl
<@Lemony> it knows no limits
#466 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
(twins|afk) why kb me, i just wanted help
(twins|afk) wow your so jewish you cant even pay attention
(twins|afk) answer me you racist bastard
#467 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Indogutsu> My mother is watching a French-language movie in the next room. It has English subtitles.
<Indogutsu> Occasionally I can make out phrases that sound like nonsensical English, like "Maybe by this weekend, their sauce will be filled with tears" and "The Jewish Dudette."
#468 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
Chris: so what u think ur gonna do this weekend?
Lord Adam: I dunno
Lord Adam: You?
Lord Adam: uh...
Lord Adam: Tat sounded weird
#469 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<JasonDM> finally
<JasonDM> the new realtek audio drivers have an option to disable the auto-detection crap
<DominoEffect> took them long enough
<JasonDM> no more stupid notifications that I plugged/unplugged my headphones, yay
<JasonDM> especially when they're still plugged in and I didn't do anything with them
<DominoEffect> "HEY YOU JUST PLUGGED SHIT IN" "...thanks." "NP DUDE"
<DominoEffect> the little two tone windows noise is enough to let me know it's plugged in all the way
<JasonDM> "HEY YOU JUST UNPLUGGED SHIT" "No...I didn't..." "HEY YOU JUST PLUGGED SHIT IN" "NO!"
#470 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<fragalot> FAIL
<fragalot> I just listened to my Eee to see if the harddisk was still doing anything
<fragalot> then realized it's solid state
#471 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<an0n> It's probably best you just stop talking to me. I'm in the mood to burn bridges, and your piece of shit map is too tempting a target to attack.
<@Sybaronde> Oh go ahead.
<@Sybaronde> You really think you can inflict some damage by attacking my 7 minutes of lazy work?
<kodein> that took you 7 minutes?
#474 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
[Melissa] I DON'T CARE IF YOU FUCKING SHUN ME
[Melissa] BUT SHUN THAT FUCKER TOO
[+Amzo] Haha
[+Amzo] Oooooo
[+Amzo] Temper temper
[+Amzo] I'd be back anyways
[+Amzo] With bots
[Melissa] YA
[Melissa] GO DO THAT
[+Amzo] No babe
[Melissa] PISS OFF AND FUCKING JKILL YOURSELF.
[+Amzo] I can't do anything without you
[+Amzo] Calm down babe
[+Amzo] I LOVE YOU
#475 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<@jamesG> You know those naruto headbands some people actually wear?
<@jamesG> I remember someone refering to them as "Pussy Deflectors"
<@jamesG> I laughed until I saw a female wearing one...
#476 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]
<Amzo> Lies
<Amzo> You're all wet
<Amzo> And have a hole
<Amzo> Oh
<Amzo> You pissed yourself
<Amzo> Never mind
#477 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Eck> breasts
* Nick fondles ecks breasts
<LolFail> blblblblbl
<@Crystal> hey guys
<+Eck> mmmmmmmmm
<+Eck> moar
#478 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> the one about me pwning DeathAdder with the /sendraw'ing his nick to Gustav is the one i want
* Eck cries
<&Gustav> wow man
<&Gustav> that blows
<&Gustav> LMAO
<&Gustav> i probably have that loggeed
<~Eck> me too, but i cba re-adding it
#479 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy (ci) says: fu
KrypTiK1 says: not now, im tired.
EcKstasy (ci) says: wtf?
#480 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
* Eck rapes discordia
<@discordia> yummy
* discordia wonders if it hurts on his scrotom <_<
<@discordia> hehe i like the nips
<~Eck> lmfao
#481 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> http://www.outube.com/watch?v=Z47EUalFrdQ Eck this is why trance will always pwn DnB
<~Eck> trance is flat
<@discordia> dude
<@discordia> listen to that song
<@discordia> and watch teh vid
<@discordia> you will become a trance fan
<~Eck> 404 fail
<~Eck> Not Found
<~Eck> The requested URL /watch was not found on this server.
<~Eck> Apache/2.2.3 (CentOS) Server at www.outube.com Port 80
<@discordia> you srs?
<@discordia> oh
<@discordia> lawl
<@discordia> hold on i found a better version of the same vid
<@discordia> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFw8XG-2WU
<~Eck> dude
<@discordia> lawl
<~Eck> are you fucking serious
<@discordia> it's kinda catchy but not trance
<@discordia> I just needed something I knew you would watch
<~Eck> that is the most annoying, childrens video i've seen in my LIFE aswell as the teletubbies song
<@discordia> you gotta give it up to the guy who made the vid though
<@discordia> that's some good animation
<~Eck> lmfoa
<~Eck> lol
* DeathAdder777 (Wolven185@EScript-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) has joined #lobby
<@discordia> dude....
<~Eck> looks like german anime
<~Eck> lol
<@discordia> http://www.imagummybear.com
<~Eck> ..
* DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) has quit (Ping timeout)
<~Eck> dude
<~Eck> wtf
* DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) has joined #lobby
<~Eck> 05. Touch Me(Gummibär)
<@discordia> lawl
<~Eck> 14. Do You Think I’m Sexy?
<~Eck> wtf?
<@discordia> http://www.instructables.com/id/Drunken_Gummies_Vodka_Infused_Gummi_Bears/
<~Eck> thats like something for kids
<@discordia> lawdy
<~Eck> and they put shit like "do you think im sexy?"
<~Eck> lmfao
<~Eck> "touch me"
<~Eck> thats fucked
<~Eck> lawl
<@discordia> lawl
<@discordia> i found a goldmine of lawls
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<@discordia> fucking
<~Eck> fucking lawd
* DeathAdder777 (Wolven185@EScript-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) has joined #lobby
<~Eck> im crying here
<~Eck> this is SO going on qb
<@discordia> me 2
<@discordia> lawl
<@discordia> uber lawling
#482 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<southsidebaby> im fine where u form
<Spyda09> southampton
<southsidebaby> whewrraboutrs
<Spyda09> in a flat
#483 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* peer rapes Host
<@Host> you cant.
<~peer> who said
<@Host> !kb peer
<~peer> lol
<~peer> !kv Host
<~peer> ooooo0 lucky typo
<@Host> u cant
<@Host> dont do it!
<~peer> lol
<~peer> !p Host
<~peer> o0
<~peer> !m Host
* EScriptIRC sets mode: -o Host
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +b ~q:*!*@EScript-A7055008.hsd1.fl.comcast.net
<~peer> o0
<~peer> wtf
<~peer> oh shit
* peer sets mode: +o Host
* peer sets mode: -b ~q:*!*@EScript-A7055008.hsd1.fl.comcast.net
<@Host> highlight me one more time discordia gets ddos.
<~peer> doit
<~peer> jk
#484 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+X-ecutioner> !g weather mumbai India
<+Boris> Weather for Mumbai, Maharashtra, India: 29°C, Current: Smoke, Wind: S at 8 km/h, Humidity: 74%
<+X-ecutioner> arghh fuck!!
<+Zero> smoke?
<+Zero> lol
<+X-ecutioner> 79% humid!!
<+X-ecutioner> IM DYING
<+Zero> im at 82 :|
<+agent-smith> with weather that hot X-ecutioner I'd be sitting around naked.
<+X-ecutioner> I AM SITTING NAKED!
<+agent-smith> hahahaha
<+agent-smith> wow
<+X-ecutioner> i always do
<+X-ecutioner> i stay alone
<+agent-smith> good thing!
<+X-ecutioner> n i have thick dark blue curtains
<+X-ecutioner> still hate summer!
<+agent-smith> yeah I hate summer too when it gets really hot. We have the power of air conditioning priase god.
<+X-ecutioner> air conditions only take it 2 16 C
<+X-ecutioner> thats the lowest it goes
<+X-ecutioner> I SIT NAKED IN THAT TEMP
#485 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> Obviously the chicks you see are complete mings and need to buy new bras because their current ones are made out of polystyrene
<~peer> nigger left
<@Host> LOL LOL LOL IDK WHAT polystyrene is BUT LOL LOL
<~peer> how fucking dare he
#486 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Anthony says: I'ma //wrist
EcKstasy (ci) says: emo
Anthony says: Call it what you want
EcKstasy (ci) says: stfu and cut bitch
#487 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
* *** q: openProxy tried to kick you from channel #lobby (You're the cum your mother should've swallowed.)
<&openProxy> fuck you and your +q nigga
<~peer> openProxy: suck my willy
<~peer> lmfao
<&openProxy> no thx k bai
<&openProxy> what was the kick message ?
* peer has kicked openProxy from #lobby (You're the cum your mother should've swallowed.)
* openProxy (nnscript@IRCop.EScriptIRC.com) has joined #lobby
<&EScriptIRC> [openProxy] ON *:START:if ($os == windows) echo -a Windows has caused an error in sys32 and needs to restart. }
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +a #lobby openProxy
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o openProxy
<~peer> that was the kick message, bitch face.
//5 lines of bold ascii chars saying "LAWL" from peer
<&openProxy> fuckoff nubz0r
#488 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> !up nigger
-EScriptIRC- SYNTAX: !up|!down [nick]
<@discordia> haha see that, even irc is keeping the black man down
<~Eck> lmfao
<&openProxy> lmfao
<+LolFail> SNAP
<@discordia> i've gotta put that on qb
#489 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+DeathAdder> Fatties.
<+DeathAdder> All of you.
<+DeathAdder> Except Teressa.
<+DeathAdder> Fu.
#490 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> next time I'll put it on my dick
<@Host> no
<@discordia> lawl
<@Host> show me part of ur nuts
<@Host> srsly
<@discordia> nah I'm good
<@Host> u do it ill do it.
<@discordia> I used to masturbate on cam
<@discordia> for deh moniez
<@Host> srsly?
<@discordia> but i no es un camwhore mas nas
<@discordia> yea
<@Host> i want to do that...
<@discordia> no one knew I was underage lawl
<@discordia> cause at that time
<@discordia> I didn't shave
<@discordia> so I was all bushy in the face
<@Host> )O)
<@discordia> so they bought that I was 18
<@Host> i want to do it.
<@Host> How?
<@discordia> dude just like
<@discordia> what I would do
<@discordia> is hang around on stickam
<@discordia> and then like
<@discordia> "I'm gonna go fap brb"
<@discordia> to a girl I'd been flirting with
<@discordia> and typically once you get them all horny and such
<@discordia> you get, "Can I watch?
<@discordia> So you're like, "Idk, I'd feel nasty. Maybe if I get paid I could think of it as a job lol"
<@discordia> and the dumb bitches actually paid
<@Host> ok ill make a vid and u appove.
<@discordia> lawl
<@discordia> okay
<@Host> :D
<@Host> brb
<@discordia> o.O
<@discordia> IN FRONT OF TIA MARTA?!?!?!?!?!
<@Host> ROTFLMFAO
#491 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Eck> Boris: diaf
<+Boris> Eck: Diaf is die in a fire you fucking chav.
#492 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<DeathAdder> Fatties.
<Vladimir_Marenus> >.>
<DeathAdder> Fu.
<Vladimir_Marenus> NO U
<DeathAdder> Opinions should be more like work, then you'd stfu, nigger.
<DeathAdder> Keke.
<DeathAdder> Pwnt.
#493 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* LolFail starts shuffling cards
<@discordia> lawl
<+Vladimir_Marenus> I'LL SHOVE THOSE CARDS UP YOUR ASS YOU PIECE OF SHITE!
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Sometimes it answers. :(
#494 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Alan> What can I say, I have a 7 year old kid living with me. >.<
* Alan plays Unknown (Unknown) - Which Backstreet Boy is Gay? 2:33 (128kbps 44.1kHz Stereo)
#495 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
Host says: i must go to bed before my wife leaves me for the gardener.
#496 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy: night man
EcKstasy: and ty
EcKstasy: <2
EcKstasy: <3
Host: anytime niggar.
Host: <4
EcKstasy: <5
#497 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy (ci) says: bend over fag
DeathAdder *hsus says: Nou.
EcKstasy (ci) says: that all you can say
EcKstasy (ci) says: fatty, nou, fu, and stfu
EcKstasy (ci) says: use your big boy words
EcKstasy (ci) says: owned.
DeathAdder *hsus says: >.>
DeathAdder *hsus says: Bitch.
#498 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Host> top fags have ~
<@Host> then &
<@Host> then @
* Host sets mode: -o Host
#499 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Silver> !search cunnilingus pregnancy
<xwh> Sorry, no matches for cunnilingus pregnancy on the definition database. (0.124s)
<Eulex> Silver, uh wtf?
<Silver> oh sorry wrong channel?
<Eulex> haha, kinda yeah
