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#502 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

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<dKingston> peer: in it's dreams?
<dKingston> yes it is coded in c++
<dKingston> but right now
<dKingston> its dominating unreal
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<~peer> bull shit
<~peer> infact, i dont really care tbh
<~peer> anyone with a brain wouldnt pick inspire
<dKingston> wrong
<dKingston> dude, i have used the newer versions
<dKingston> it. is. completely. ownage. against. unreal.
<~peer> so have i, im still not fucking convinced
<dKingston> code AND user wise
<dKingston> whats wrong with it?
<~peer> lawl this is coming from the one that got a pastebin put up for hating against c++
<~peer> dude
<~peer> stfu
<~peer> i cba to argue
<dKingston> lololl
//Arguement about InspIRCd

#503 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

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<&EScriptIRC> [openProxy] i am teh l33tz0rz
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +a #lobby openProxy
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o openProxy
<&openProxy> peer: my server picked a hell of a time to go down.. I forget my password and the server goes down -_-
<~peer> f-i-a-l
<~peer> f-a-i-l

#504 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<+TiffanyBaby> Holds your damn nuts.
<+TiffanyBaby> I'll your money soon.
<&openProxy> O_O
<+TiffanyBaby> Sheet.
<+TiffanyBaby> ._.
<&openProxy> typo?

#505 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Brian> Yes, I am back. THE FAGGOT IS BACK YES BITCHES!!!

#506 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

//He posted a quote on QB, and then showed off. then got owned by a bot. +1
<Brian> lmao
<Brian> eck
<Brian> look at the queue for quotes
<Brian> :P
<Brian> It's a joke btw
<Brian> ll
<Brian> lol
<Brian> Based on this quote
<Brian> <Eck> denied anyway
<Brian> :p
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#507 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<@discordia> .quote 481
<+LolFail> Quote 481 is too long, sending as private message
<@discordia> no
<@discordia> no
<@discordia> don't
<@discordia> NO
<@discordia> ....
<~peer> owned
<@discordia> .stop
<@discordia> NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#508 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<&Eck> Brian: stop adding those fucking quotes you silly fat americuntfuck

#509 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<~peer> rapist
<@discordia> so?
<~peer> lol
<~peer> lawl
<@discordia> you gonna add it or me?
<~peer> you
<~peer> :P
<~peer> brb raping my dog

#510 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<&LolFail> "Death" comes to those who wait.

#511 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

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#512 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Grumble_The_Grubby_Goat> Im never playing with you again
<&Eck> that sounded sexual
<&Eck> what did he do, make your bum hole bleed?

#513 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<+DeathAdder> Go break down your bedsprings somemore.
<+DeathAdder> You fat bastard.

#514 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+DeathAdder> When are you going to quit breathing my air?
<~peer> the best thing about power being turned back on is the sound of your machines booting up and making that 80's beep from your bios
<~peer> shut your slutfucked mouth when peer is typing

#515 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Lawlet> Blade
<Lawlet> Take +c off
<@Blade_Serpent> What are you going to DO if I take it off
<Lawlet> Wait until no one's looking, then subject your eyes to the text equivelant of a old man vomiting lucky charms & crayola everywhere, BLade.
<T> That script should need two keys at opposite ends of the room and Congressional authorization.

#516 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

#517 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

#518 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<punchcard_uc> guinness
<punchcard_uc> aaahh
<punchcard_uc> even the shittiest days at work disappear with a guinni
<punchcard_uc> along with lots of other memories im sure
<punchcard_uc> cant remember really

#519 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole
<sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole"
<maUru> wow
<maUru> nice
<hardlined> haha

#520 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@MerdeDeSinge> heh makes me wonder if women treat penises like that
<@MerdeDeSinge> or a mother teachering her daughter
<@MerdeDeSinge> "just treat it like an over size tampon"
<@[R]a[Z]o[R]> unless the guy has a small penis
<@ShockSMX> then its a normal size tampon, razor

#521 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends

#522 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<AhrT> i had a gf that would make me sniff her Fillet O' Fish everytime we went to Maccas coz she reckoned it smelle like smoo too
<AhrT> and now i can't even order one without crackin' a fat

#523 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<~James> you know what, I'm sick and tired of drama and bullshit on the internet
<~James> I might come back idk yet
<~James> but I need a break
<~James> so ttyl
<~James> I have a life, and I'm getting back to it..

#524 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<~James> stfu
<~James> and disconnect
<Grumble_The_Grubby_Goat> I FUCKING TOLD YOU ONCE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY
<Grumble_The_Grubby_Goat> UGH

#525 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Matty> James
<Matty> u
<Matty> bish
<~James> ?
<Matty> -.-
<~James> what?
<Matty> u killed meh
<Matty> D:
<~James> x]
<~James> lol
<~James> I was testing
<Matty> test u on my rxbot next time

#526 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

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<Exempt> IntelliBot script v2.3 active!
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#527 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Cockroach_haslighting> there are no women in australia, only sheep

#528 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

* Boris stuffs the bomb into Eck's Bra. The display reads [25] seconds.
<+Boris> Diffuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 2 wires. They are Olive and Indigo.
* LolFail my next levels Boris in return
<@Jobe> Ec's bra?
<+Eck> cut elive
<+Boris> Eck cut the wrong wire! The correct wire was Olive

#529 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

//Set by evil opers.
* [m1k3] (nw_chav@im.a.retarded.chav.innit): mike

#530 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]

<~James> I added brian to access
<~M> mm
<Brian> meh..I have mIRC but I make it so scripts don't fuck with channels too much
<&Eck> maybe your failbot removed it
<&Eck> -.-
<~James> no services aren't working
<~James> -.-
<~M> xD
<~James> fail
<&Eck> they are..
<~James> nope
<~M> there up
<Brian> They are
<~James> not responding to me
<Brian> lol
<&Eck> !k james
* Bfl has kicked James from #lounge (Requested (Eck))
* James (pc@NetAdmin.DemonIRC) has joined #lounge
<&Bfl> [James] '¯'.¸¸.'¯'YO'¯'.¸¸.'¯'
* Bfl sets mode: +q #lounge James
* Bfl sets mode: +o James
<~Exempt> Welcome Back James!
<&Eck> see, they work
<~James> THAT IS IT
<Brian> cause you fail.....
<Brian> xd
<~M> brian
* You have been killed by James ((gone))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
-->  Now talking on #lounge
* Topic for #lounge is: (¯¯¯ Brutal Force Lounge ¯¯¯)' '(¯¯¯ DemonIRC Standard ports: 6667-6669 ~ SSL: 6697 ¯¯¯)
* Topic for #lounge set by James at Thu May  7 22:36:29 2009
* Eck sets mode: +q Eck
* services.* sets mode: +r Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +a #lounge Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +o Eck
<~Exempt> Welcome Back Eck!
* You have been killed by James ((gone))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
-->  Now talking on #lounge
* Topic for #lounge is: (¯¯¯ Brutal Force Lounge ¯¯¯)' '(¯¯¯ DemonIRC Standard ports: 6667-6669 ~ SSL: 6697 ¯¯¯)
* Topic for #lounge set by James at Thu May  7 22:36:29 2009
* Eck sets mode: +q Eck
* services.* sets mode: +r Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +a #lounge Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +o Eck
<~M> wb Eck
<&Eck> mother fucker
<~Exempt> Matty
<~M> what
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<~M> Meh
<%mathyboy> ..............
<~M> he wuz gunna tell me something D:
<~M> remove it
<~M> so i can see what he says
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<~M> Oh
<~M> lol
<~M> wb
<James> FUCKING ASSHOLE
<James> M
<~M> what were u gunna say
<&Eck> shut your mouth
<James> I'M GONE UNTIL THIS BITCH IS OUT OF HERE

#531 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<&Nickremoved> i hate fattys
<&Sarah> YAY i'm hated xD

#532 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

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Bfl has kicked Exempt from #lounge (bitch)

#533 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Brian> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
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<@Brian> LOL!
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<&Eck> lmfao
<~James> -.-
<~James> wb sarah
<Sarah> ugh stupid thing keeps disconnecting me!
<&Eck> DCC SEND "ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" 0 0 0
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#534 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Naomi> .8ball Will I ever win the lottery?
<Crescent> No
<Naomi> >.>

#535 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<~Eck> .quote 533
<+LolFail> Quote: 533 Rating: 0 URL: http://quotebucket.org/533
<+LolFail> <@Brian> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
* AZ (xr_zero@EScript-7BB16627.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<+LolFail> * Sarah (Sarah@DemonIRC-7D63CC2D.wi.res.rr.com) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<+LolFail> <@Brian> LOL!
<~Eck> lmfao
<+LolFail> * Sarah (Sarah@DemonIRC-7D63CC2D.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #lounge
<+LolFail> <&Eck> lmfao
* AZ (xr_zero@EScript-7BB16627.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #lobby
<+LolFail> <~James> -.-
<+LolFail> <~James> wb sarah
<+LolFail> <Sarah> ugh stupid thing keeps disconnecting me!
<+LolFail> <&Eck> DCC SEND "ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" 0 0 0
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<+LolFail> * Sarah (Sarah@DemonIRC-7D63CC2D.wi.res.rr.com) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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#536 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

koesherbacon: also, I just downloaded MC Hammer's album
ranciel810: ...
ranciel810: Why
koesherbacon: shut up
koesherbacon: so I can make you listen to it
ranciel810: That's horrible
ranciel810: You're no friend
koesherbacon: I'm like Magneto
koesherbacon: and you're like Prof X
koesherbacon: we're best friends
koesherbacon: but enemies
ranciel810: LOL
ranciel810: That's awesome
koesherbacon: yeah
koesherbacon: you're the wheelchair guy
ranciel810: =(
koesherbacon: and I'm the psychpath
koesherbacon: we both have disabilities
koesherbacon: OMG AND BOTH OF THEM RESULT IN "GETTING THE CHAIR"
ranciel810: ROFL
ranciel810: That was excellent

#537 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

*** Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

//comes from server when a command that didnt exist was issued automatically by mirc

#538 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+DeathAdder> fuck me up the anus
<~peer> rofl
<&weeble> wtf
<~peer> lmfao
<&weeble> u gay ?
<&weeble> u take it in the shitter

#539 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<dKingston> Message from root@EU on tty1 at 01:57 ...
<dKingston> gay nigger assosiation of americunts
<dKingston> EOF
<dKingston> AHAHAHHAAH

#540 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Host> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY73Bx-ftmI&feature=PlayList&p=042E90281C5FDE66&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39
<@Host> best rave song
<@discordia> you hate Gabber too?
<@discordia> nigger music ftf
<~reep> agreed
<@Host> cracker music pfffft
<@Host> nigga
<@discordia> Rave/Electronic Music In General = Euro = Not Cracka
<@discordia> and wtf are you talking about Host
<@Host> you HAVE TO be on drugs to think that a rave song is a SONG
<@discordia> You're fucking white
<@discordia> you're cuban which means your people came from spain which makes you a cracker too
<@Host> nigga whos white?
<~reep> hes cubanic dark
<~reep> -
<@discordia> l2familytree
<@Host> NEGATIVE!
<@Host> im Carabean
<@Host> h./e u spell it
<@discordia> apparently not, you can't spell it
<@discordia> lawl
<@discordia> l2ingles
<~reep> lol carabean
<@discordia> someone qb that
<~reep> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@discordia> fucking beaner

#541 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

Edea (~rydia@pool-71-114-160-201.trrhin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #giantitp
<The_Thinker> Hello Edea.
<Fax_Cannith> how was your nap?
<The_Thinker> I didn't take a nap, but thanks for asking.
<Fax_Cannith> not yooooou.
<Fax_Cannith> Edea
<The_Thinker> pshh
<The_Thinker> I always assume it's about me.
<NEO|Phyte^> always?
<Fax_Cannith> How was your donkey fucking?
<The_Thinker> Didn't work out how I had hoped.
<The_Thinker> The donkey was a dude.

#542 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Kir> I have an idea!
<Kir> I'm going to play a game about underage black members of the community engaging in various acts of vandalism of public property in their quest for a deeper understanding and spiritual enlightenment.

#543 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]

<~reep> wtf
<@discordia> ?
<+LolFail> Quote 542 has just been approved (http://quotebucket.org/542)
<@discordia> .latest
<+LolFail> Quote: 542 Rating: 0 URL: http://quotebucket.org/542
<~reep> :/
<+Vladimir_Marenus> xD
<~reep> somethings fucked

#544 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

(%Vladimir_Marenus) What's a rapidshare rat?
(@UrethralTract) someone who reports links to rapidshare for money
(%Vladimir_Marenus) :O
(%Vladimir_Marenus) Not much money, I assume.
(@DemonMan) why thinking about applying?
(%Vladimir_Marenus) >.>
(%Vladimir_Marenus) No.
(%Vladimir_Marenus) The first thing RS would do is impound my HDD.
(@DemonMan) lol
(%Vladimir_Marenus) Besides, I'm finally contributing back to the community, would hate to destroy it in the same day.
(%Vladimir_Marenus) :P
(%Vladimir_Marenus) "I am the Alpha and Omega, beginning and end..." :P
(%Vladimir_Marenus) Little blasphemy there.
(%Vladimir_Marenus) No?
(%Vladimir_Marenus) I liked it.
(@DemonMan) You go to hell, sir.

#545 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@discordia> OH NOEZ MY C: IS GONE

#546 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<~reep> WE NEED MOAR STALK
<@discordia> moar stalk or gtfo

#547 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Sarah> O_O
<Sarah> ugh brb
<~reep> -.-
<+Vladimir_Marenus> ^.^
<~reep> Vladimir_Marenus: are you 100% sure on that?
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Sure.
<~reep> did you even see that picture? :-)
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Yes. However, I doubt your claim. :D And mammaries are mammaries, either way.
<Sarah> um I don't have mammory glands?
<~reep> Vladimir_Marenus: that is her
<~reep> ask her.
<@discordia> Sarah
<@discordia> yes you do
<Sarah> I do?
<@discordia> mammory glands = breasts
<Sarah> OH
<~reep> lmfao
<Sarah> yea I have those
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Unless you've had a bilateral mastectomy, you have them. :P
<@discordia> that's why we are called MAMMALS lawl
<Sarah> I have big boobs
<~reep> /
<+Vladimir_Marenus> I repeat: Please allow me to view your mammary glands. ^.^
<~reep> lmfao
<Sarah> I don't have photos of them anymore :/
<~reep> dude you're wrong
<~reep> gtfo Vladimir_Marenus sick fuck
<~reep> jk
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Awh.
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Then what pictures were you speaking to our kindly custodian about?
<Sarah> psh reep you'd wanna see too if I was skinnier xD
<~reep> .
<Sarah> pics of me naked :/
<~reep> nigga i had nightmwares
<~reep> jk
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Does this not include the breasts?
<&EScriptIRC> Leave the fatty alone, Eck.
<~reep> EScriptIRC: stfu
<+Vladimir_Marenus> :O
<Sarah> it does, but I meant I don't have a photo of just my breasts anymore
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Well, you can either crop one of the ones you have, or lemme see one of the whole show. :D
<~reep> moar pics demanded, Sarah
<Sarah> oh that's real kind lol call me fatty :/ psh idc I know i'm fat
<~reep> i want to fap
<@discordia> ...
<@discordia> you guys are worse than /b/
<~reep> lmfao
<+Vladimir_Marenus> NO U
<~reep> ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<Sarah> I don't have the link anymore Vladimir_Marenus
<+Vladimir_Marenus> LIES!
<~reep> IM FUCKING CRYING HERE
<~reep> SLKJFDSLFJLSDJLFKJLKJKFDLJKFSD
<+Vladimir_Marenus> FILTHY LIES!
<Sarah> i'm serious I don't
* LolFail is blown away by force of reep's statement
<+Vladimir_Marenus> You get blown by reep alot, don't you LolFail?
<+LolFail> No.
<+Vladimir_Marenus> :O
<~reep> owned++
<~reep> my brainy bot is win
<+Vladimir_Marenus> You canfind them, SPAWN. I believe in you.
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Goddamn Tab-complete.
<~reep> failure
<+Vladimir_Marenus> *Sacred
<+Vladimir_Marenus> GAH!
<Sarah> man i'm stuck in a room full of pervy men >.>
<~reep> FAIL!
<@discordia> failtab is fail
<+Vladimir_Marenus> *Sarah. :P
<@discordia> Sarah: I'm not
<~reep> almfsooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<~reep> lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +a #lobby Sacred
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o Sacred
<@discordia> These fgts are
<&Sacred> You called?
<~reep> -.--
<@discordia> NO
<@discordia> GTFO
<@discordia> NAO
<@discordia> !!!
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Yeah, you're not pervy. What address should I send the studded cat-o-nine-tails to again?
<Sarah> O_O
<~reep> lulztittie
<@discordia> lawl
<@discordia> im pervy in my own sex lyfe
<Sarah> gah :/
<~reep> quotebucket+
<Sarah> I have no sex life