#901 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Fetus-Smasher> I got banned from a shit forum once, years ago. I wrote "FU" on my shaft and emailed the pic to the one that banned me. Sometimes I wish I still had that immature flame in me.
<1337m4j33ky> Too short to write "fuck you" out?
#902 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
(+jaminkle) !seen jesus
(@cactus) jaminkle, I last saw jesus 8 months, 2 days, 14 hours, 3 mins, 23 secs ago quiting with the message: Quit: brb, someone is knocking really loud at the door
(+jaminkle) omg
#903 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+BlueFusion> you finished my dick anf ertr sonou up hp eptk om my sdd
<+BlueFusion> wow
<+BlueFusion> typefail
<+Aristeo> I've done that before
<+BlueFusion> i shifted everything 1 key to the right somehow
<+Aristeo> Hmm....
Aristeo attempts to translate that....
<+Aristeo> "sdd" == "ass"
<+Aristeo> "eptk om my sdd" == "work on my ass"
<+Aristeo> .........
<+Aristeo> ...I don't like where this is going
#904 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<C4_Juggler> !8ball is this answer false?
<@Hotaru> 8ball: My reply is no
<WindowField> PARADOX
<WindowField> TIME PARADOX
<WindowField> WOLOLO
<@Steve_Restless> Its only a paradox if it says yes
<WindowField> no
<WindowField> he says it's not false, but then it is
<WindowField> because he said no
<@Steve_Restless> You asked if the answer it would give you is false.
<@Steve_Restless> IT said no, the answer is not false.
<@Steve_Restless> how is that a paradox?
<WindowField> ...fuck you
#905 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Saudade> I need two people to answer a morality question
<Saudade> right now
<Saudade> There are 3 girls who live next door they're about mid twenties, they do everything with the bathroom window open, only when they're on the toilet do they close it. Morally should I not look when i pass that window? Even though they should keep it closed
#906 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
* Donnie throws something at LolFail .
* +LolFail loves it
* Donnie throws something worse.
* @Host stabs Donnie in the face
* Donnie kicks Host in the balls.
<@Host> im a girl.
<Donnie> So?
<@Host> I dont have balls
<Donnie> Sure you don't.
<@Host> FUCK
<Donnie> YOU.
<@Host> nou
#907 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@TDDebug> what kind of idiot uploads to zshare
<Nighthawk`> people who upload to zshare love the pr0n ads
#908 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Naokohiro: I don't think it matters whether the girl is tall or not.
Naokohiro: To me, anyways.
Naokohiro: I care about personality.
Keeth: Jahahaaaa. Personality.
Antilominical: Nao is a homosexual.
Stephen001: Homo.
SpeyMan: Wow, what a queer.
#909 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Observer> !class
* Dibby changes Observer's class into a Level 360 Hardcore Gamer!
<Observer> ...
<Dibby> >XD
<Dibby> YES
<Dibby> Someone finally got it
<x0_000> Level 360
<Dibby> .
<Dibby> Holy shit
<Rena> ...
<Dibby> I didn't even notice.
<Rena> Xbox 360, hardcore gaming >.>
<Rena> The chances of that are absurd.
<Rena> Dibby, how many lines are in class1 and class2?
* Dibby checks
<Dibby> 1003 x 109 x 121 = 13,228,567 possibly combinations
<Rena> ...
<Duckie> ...
<Strike[out]> .000000075593978, so like, .0000008%
#910 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* noamsml changed the topic of #grapevines to: "Actually I prefer a pencil, one made of WOOD, like my COCK"
* noamsml changed the topic of #grapevines to: Hello, I'm a family friendly topic that won't get noam in trouble if he opens IRC while the projector is on
* shen[math] changed the topic of #grapevines to: cocksucking bitchwhore, I hope noam gets in trouble for opening the projector at the wrong moment!
#911 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+werdna> way too black and white
<+bnijk> i see it quite clearly
<+bnijk> i live in this crazy world, where individuals are responsible for their own actions
<+bnijk> well, it's 6 am, time to sleep
#912 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+[Puck]> wow
<+[Puck]> this is the only place where no one talked about the new iphone
* [Puck] feels good in here
<+[Puck]> damn
<+[Puck]> don't even respond to that, I don't want to start it
* [Puck] goes away
<+mquin> 'k
<+Gary> haha
<+Mion> lolphone
<+Mion> liliphone
<+Mion> er..
<+Mion> loliphone
#913 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<&ironmahn> i have to go to the store
<+Host-> Carefull
<&ironmahn> carefull for what
<+Host-> with the flying monkeys
<&ironmahn> ok
#914 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Host-> fuck
<Host-> you
<Host-> now i have to get the quad
<&Teressa> NOU!
#915 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> give me something to do
<&Teressa> Eck you can come here Ill find something ;P
<&Teressa> Oh boy Imma hush D:
<@discordia> fucking LAWL
<@discordia> Eck: GO GO GO!
<~peer> qb
* peer sexual interfucks Teressa
<~peer> lawl
<&Teressa> haha Sheeh
#916 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> fucking jews
<~peer> no wonder they have aids
<~peer> they cut off their fucking protective foreskin
<@discordia> yarly
#917 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> I cybered once, she ended up being a guy
<@discordia> lawl
#918 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> !k Host- this is called displacement; it's a method of dealing with anger or stress
* EScriptIRC has kicked Host- from #lobby (this is called displacement; it's a method of dealing with anger or stress (discordia))
//after he got owned
#919 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> yea I receive great head
<@discordia> from you
<&Teressa> I know!! But to bad you only go by what I tell ya :P
<@discordia> and I like it when you let me give your ass a creampie
<&Teressa> Oh boy wrong time for that post DIDNT see what Eck said lmfao
<@discordia> LAWL
<~peer> indeed you receive great head from me
<@discordia> peer
<@discordia> you just said you suck me off
<@discordia> PWNT
<~peer> nah you just said you receive my head
<~peer> so self pwned
<~peer> head = my cock
//discordia failed
#920 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> !a discordia
<~peer> !b discordia
* EScriptIRC sets mode: -o discordia
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +b *!*@hacktalk.wordpress.com
<~peer> !c discordia
<~peer> !d discordia
<~peer> !e discordia
* discordia (admin@hacktalk.wordpress.com) has left #lobby
* peer sets mode: -b *!*@hacktalk.wordpress.com
* peer invited discordia into the channel.
* discordia (admin@hacktalk.wordpress.com) has joined #lobby
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o discordia
<~peer> LAWLFUCKING FAIL
#921 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Primum_Agmen> <Qbix> cant get it over 2"
<Primum_Agmen> I know, and I love you anyway
<Qbix> hahahaha
<Qbix> fuck
<TOM_T_117> I had some technical issues but it's all there
<Qbix> try to pump it, tom
#922 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<%Eck> kill the kitten
<@Jobe> /kill Eck NO
* You have been killed by Zeus ((NO))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
--> Now talking on #invicta
* CServe sets mode: +h Eck
<@Jobe> that sowasnt meant tohappen
<@Jobe> lol
<Ressa-[away]> poor Eckers
<%Liber> lmfao fail Jobe
#923 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Nick> !g weather where eck lives up there
<Boris> Did you mean: weather where jack lives up there ?
#924 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
// After a server hijack and re-creation
<Sheriff> Alan think old friend
<Deputy> jax was obsessed with beagles
<Deputy> lol
<Dark_Titan> yes
<Deputy> the beagle club here
<Dark_Titan> lol
<Deputy> the beagle club of south florida on ning
<Alan> BeagleClub == FAIL
<Alan> NeoChat == WIN
<Sheriff> you knoe the gayest thing ever
<Sheriff> was the forums title
<Alan> Jax and Nicholas in Drag?
<Alan> LOL
<Deputy> what was it
<Alan> The old forum title.
<Sheriff> WELCOME TO THE BEAGLE CLUB WHERE MEN BECOME BEAGLES
<Sheriff> WTF
<Dark_Titan> when i gave cody irc.thebeagleclub.net he asked would it give him aids
#925 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<%Liber> btw, when i asked about skype, it wasnt to annoy u. its cuz i cant stand typing with a broken finger.
#926 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+JNSamuel> what colour is an eagle
<+lewellyn> purple
<+fow> lighturple
<+JNSamuel> stop thinking about penises
#927 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
«Wack0» wonder what WBFS actually stands for
«Wack0» Waninkoko's Bitchy File System anyone ?
«@waninkoko» Wack0: yes, WBFS means that xD
// actually it's "Wii Backup File System"; it's a custom file system created by waninkoko used on his usb loader, he said at the time of creating it that he didn't want to use NTFS cause "it sucked" or something.
#928 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* Jdbye slaps davenpro around a bit with a large trout
* |Zero| strangles Jdbye with an ethernet cable, takes the trout, and puts it back in the pond. Trouts saved: 92
#929 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<openProxy> Caleb: Bdk needs help fapping he forgot how
<Caleb> oh
<Caleb> ok
<openProxy> rofl
* _Courtney has quit (Ping timeout)
* Caleb pulls Bdk over and takes his pants off then rubs Bdk's cock getting it hard
<openProxy> LMFAO
<Katie> Oh god
<openProxy> I was kidding
#930 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<openProxy> 'dc
* MuffinPimp has quit (Ping timeout)
// MuffinPimp is another user I just thought it was funny.. I did 'dc and he disconnected.
#931 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]
<+DeathAdder> Eck, you calling someone gay is like the Jews calling another race greedy.
<~peer> well, you are gay. so its the truth
<+DeathAdder> You wish I was gay.
<+DeathAdder> Fucking fatman.
<~peer> lawl @ "I was"
<~peer> fucking PWNED
<~peer> qb
#932 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+DeathAdder> It hasn't dropped yet.
<~peer> thats a shame dude, you better get that checked
<~peer> ggnore
#933 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Nick> when u got belly ache
<@Nick> and u need a poo
<@Nick> what ya gonna do
<@Nick> GO TOILET
// This took me over an hour to figure out he was mimicking Ghost busters.
#934 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<%Eck> upside down exclamation mark ftw
<%Liber> Your face, ftl.
<%Eck> nom, you
<%Eck> NOM YOU!
<%Eck> no u
<%Liber> NOM YOU.
<+LolFail> Lordy.
<%Liber> That made me lol.
<%Eck> use your own words and gtfo
#935 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Politoed> they have guns.
<Politoed> and a mailing list.
<JNSamuel> with pigtails and limp wrists
#936 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+MTughan> maelstrom: colloquy.info and growl.info
<+JNSamuel> --
<+MTughan> Both are good OS X programs, both open source. And Colloquy has a Freenode channel too.
<+MTughan> So does Growl apparently.
<+maelstrom> it's something of a leap of faith to install something hosted on a .info
<+JNSamuel> lmfao
#937 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> someone give me something to do
<~peer> install *bsd without failing
<@discordia> I was doing a good job until my system overheated and fried the processor
#938 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> stupid bitch
<~peer> lawl
<Hostah> dont call me a stupid bitch
<Hostah> stupid
<Hostah> or
<Hostah> bitch
<~peer> nou
<~peer> bitch
<@discordia> ok
<Hostah> ok
<~peer> stupid bitch
<~peer> thx
<@discordia> I won't call you stup[id
<@discordia> stupid
<~peer> owned
<~peer> lawl
<~peer> you just did
<~peer> qb
#939 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> thats the reason you're trying to build your own router
<Hostah> router NOT modem.
<Hostah> l2feeddog
<~peer> i said router
<~peer> you deaf nigger
#940 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Hostah> peer when u done with her
<Hostah> stick a lime in her cunt
<Hostah> done.
<~peer> WTF
#941 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Hostah> i do alot of werk in this bulding called
<Hostah> the parliment house.
<Hostah> google
<Hostah> pompano beach pariment house
<Hostah> NAO
<~peer> beaner parliament
<~peer> lawl
#942 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> but host is moar rich than all
<~peer> host is just a snob
<~peer> lol
<~peer> 9 jobs and a small dick
<+lokans> and it aint 9blowjobs!
<~peer> 9tweezerjobs
<~peer> lawl
<@discordia> lol
#943 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@discordia> anyone have any rare phpshells they wanna trade?
<@discordia> or rare anything?
<@discordia> I got a few priv8's
<~peer> shut up skid before i blow my cream on your face
#944 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> stfu trollop
* discordia sets mode: +o R616765
<~peer> ha ha
<~peer> troll + op
<~peer> i see what you did thar
<@discordia> lol
#945 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<@peer> a british guy says to an american female: "im going to fuck your fanny", the american says. "sorry, only my brother bends that way"
// Fanny - A British slang term for a vagina.
// Also an American slang term for the buttocks, It makes you think if americans are all fags.
#946 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<krang> SHUT
<krang> THE
<krang> FUCK
<krang> UP
<krang> BILLY
<krang> SHEARS
<krang> NEVER
<krang> TALk
<krang> AGAIN
<krang> EVER
<Luigi30> krang: so that's what you'd do if he sang out of tune
#948 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> discordia raped a clown
<Hostah> theres nothing wrong if u have sexual relationships with clowns....
#949 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* Teressa hands Eckers a coffee just the way he likes it ;)
* LolFail vids Teressa in return
