#151 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]
<&discordia> LolFail will you marry me?
<+LolFail> certainly
<+LolFail> Do you like my dicksack?
#152 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
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#153 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Host> why did the chicken cross the road?
<Eck> to see you on the other side as you demanded it
<Eck> nig
<Eck> OWNED
#154 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Samrulz99> LolFail is a bot?
* LolFail smacks Samrulz99
<+LolFail> Shut up.
<+Samrulz99> oh
<+Samrulz99> i just thought cause you do the weather.
#155 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
** MSN Conversation, April fools #1 **
EcKstasy (ci) says: http://www.Sorcerer.fucking.fails.and.saddens.EcKst.asy.net/index.php?Query=2USvF8CQFAf%2FfpG3rB6Zuj6tkuRpZ5YckZ2VliOYud7kaLSRY0zAQUXGZjV9PjA%3D&oq=%22><I%46%52AME%20src%3Dht%74%70%3A%2F%2Ftin%79ur%6C.c%6Fm/ytrjen%3E
Sorcerer says: nou
EcKstasy (ci) says: Click it.
EcKstasy (ci) says: You're on *nix so it wont harm you
EcKstasy (ci) says: Its just some epic javascript
Sorcerer says: uh
EcKstasy (ci) says: that tricks windows users that it loads a virus
Sorcerer says: well tell me first.
Sorcerer says: :P
EcKstasy (ci) says: I did tell you fgt
Sorcerer says: yeah a bit too late
EcKstasy (ci) says: ?
EcKstasy (ci) says: you clicked it?
EcKstasy (ci) says: Its not real anyway
EcKstasy (ci) says: april fools, fucker
EcKstasy (ci) says: Even though its the 2nd here
Sorcerer says: i know XD
EcKstasy (ci) says: Although, make sure you dont have wine installed
EcKstasy (ci) says: as it deletes /
Sorcerer says: looooooool
Sorcerer says: ....
Sorcerer says: WAIT
Sorcerer says: I DO
EcKstasy (ci) says: NUB
EcKstasy (ci) says: Backup before you reboot.
Sorcerer says: lol
Sorcerer says: i dont know if it wiped everything
Sorcerer says: =oh thank jesus it didn't
EcKstasy (ci) says: it wipes when you reboot
Sorcerer says: .
EcKstasy (ci) says: .
Sorcerer says: simple solution
Sorcerer says: uninstall wine
EcKstasy (ci) says: and the random startup bash script
EcKstasy (ci) says: which is a random file name
Sorcerer says: you said it wouldn't affect me on nix
Sorcerer says: now your telling me there is a bash script
EcKstasy (ci) says: But you have wine installed -.-
EcKstasy (ci) says: I didn't know that
Sorcerer says: not anymore
Sorcerer says: lol
Sorcerer says: night
EcKstasy (ci) says: night
#156 (+|-) (Rated: 11) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> did you close xchat then copy the files over then start it up?
<EcKstasy> :D
<+LolFail> :o)
<discordia|EEE> i copied files
<discordia|EEE> closed
<@Host> +:
<discordia|EEE> opened
<EcKstasy> .
<discordia|EEE> i'll do it the other way nao
<@Host> WRONG
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<@Host> idiot kid.
<@Host> wow
<@Host> who doesnt know who to install that in xchat.
<~discordia> nigga I'm still here...
#157 (+|-) (Rated: 11) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> if you're better than me. set this ircd up
<EcKstasy> ?
<Host> ok
<Host> hey
<Host> set this ircd up for me
<EcKstasy> i am
<Host> ok
<Host> thnx
<Host> see i got someone to do it.
<EcKstasy> ??
<EcKstasy> o shit i just got owned didnt i?
<Host> yes
#158 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> lol
<EcKstasy> first time i've accepted that ive been owned
<EcKstasy> fgt
* Host flexes
#159 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Elly_May> i'm so sick of fucking my father
<Shitshe> you mean i'm so sick of MY fucking father
<Elly_May> whatever makes you happy you conservative piece of shit
#160 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Amzo> Aids are cool
<+Amzo> Facebook offers them free
<+Amzo> "click here for more aids."
<+Amzo> Oh wait...
<+Amzo> It's ads
<+Amzo> :(
#161 (+|-) (Rated: 9) [QDigg / QShare]
<Wack0> Nugg, want a brick ?
<Nugg> no thanks
* Wack0 throws his semi-bricked Wii at Nugg anyway
<Wack0> fix that
<Nugg> lol
<Wack0> for me
<Nugg> cant
<Wack0> no worries, you can follow my youtube video
<Wack0> hmm, upload still not even 50% done
#162 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+DeathAdder> Stfu fatty.
<+DeathAdder> Big bold text doesn't compensate you having a small penis.
<+DeathAdder> ;(
<~Eck> If my penis is small, then yours must be even smaller. as we measured it on your MUM HAS AIDS sisters stomach
<+DeathAdder> Fail.
<+DeathAdder> (P)lay Again (Q)uit.
<~Eck> Well I know who will be quitting
<+DeathAdder> Function locked by Administrator.
<~Eck> Well, force quitting
* DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) has quit (Killed (Eck (THAT MY FRIEND IS YOU)))
<+Vladimir_Marenus> xD
<~Eck> O SHIT SEE WHAT I DID THAR
#166 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Eck> penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis-inyourmouth
<Rob_> meep?
#167 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
 Eck pokes zomg, Jeremy, MemoServ, Radien, Adam, Anna, Brian, CBX-PoweredDown, chaz, DigitalM1n, DukePyro1ator, Failure915, Faye, Fishy, Golden|Wolf, Hamzah, JC, Liber_, Mz_Tourettes, Ostrich, Rob_, rojo_, Tyler, and Vash.
<chaz> wtf.net
<Eck> lawl
<Eck> ohi :)
<Eck> I didn't mean to hilight
<Eck> honestly.
<chaz> not much like.
<Vash> :|
<Vash> you interupted a long over due masturbation session
<Vash> the loud BEEP made me.. prematurely ejaculate into my eye, so FUCK YOU.
#168 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<ben> ok ive installed linux
<ben> i try to installed mirc but the exe opens in a notepad
<ben> why?
* ben (hi@EIRC-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) has quit (Killed (mark (noob alert, you don't fucking INSTALL EXE'S ON LINUX.)))
#169 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Eck> http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/54589-mattesons-smoked-pork-sausage.html
<Eck> read that
<Eck> i fucking lol'd
<Eck> the adverts on the radio about smoked pork sausage
<Eck> and the tb
<Eck> tv*
#170 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@telnet> lolfail wanna fuck?
<+LolFail> I don't know, a guitar from telnet just exploded.
<@telnet> lolfail wanna fuck?
<+LolFail> No, passionate kiss, like spider web, wake up with solution in hand.
<@telnet> lolfail wanna fuck?
<+LolFail> Schweet!.
<@telnet> YES!
#171 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Perihelion> Is this thing fuckin serious?
Comment: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav
#172 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@telnet> has secks with lolfail
<@telnet> /me wonders if /me works
<@telnet> guess not
<@telnet> /me tries again
<@telnet> fail
#173 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Amanda> Fuck you iFail
<iFail> lalala not listening
<Eck> Yes, you do.
#174 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Mz_Tourettes> I think we're alone now
<Liber> Oh noes.
<@Mz_Tourettes> there doesn't seem to be anyone around
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* _Golden|Wolf is now known as Golden|Wolf
* Sergio is now known as Sergio|sleep
* Vash sexually somethings, somethings, Mz_Tourettes in here.
<@Mz_Tourettes> WHOA
<@Mz_Tourettes> I like how you think
#175 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Host> I almost died last night
<Host> I walk in my bathroom and there's a huge fuking roach
<Host> I'm dead scared of roaches
<EcKstasy> O_o
<EcKstasy> cockroach?
<EcKstasy> america is infested with those
<Host> Yes
<EcKstasy> i've never seen any here in the UK
<Host> So I grabed me gun and shot the thing.
<Host> Now new roof
<EcKstasy> liar.
<Host> Bro are u srsly dsaying that??
<EcKstasy> You shot a fucking cockroach?
<EcKstasy> lol
<EcKstasy> lol
<EcKstasy> !
<Host> Well maybe not new roof but yea a decent hole
<Host> I'm not gonna touch that shit u ca
<Host> Raaaazzzzy
#176 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Amzo> Scored with a 38 year old
<+Amzo> :D
<electrodude102> scored with a 15 year old
<electrodude102> :D
<+Amzo> I did that a few weeks back
<+Amzo> But she was a right little slag
<+Amzo> All like
<+Amzo> "I want you up to me tonight"
<+Amzo> "Oh lawl brb need to change my tampon brbrbr"
<+Amzo> Then puther wrapper in my pocket
<electrodude102> lol
<+Amzo> Groped me, then went to bed
<+Amzo> Whut da fook
<+Amzo> Fucking tease
#177 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Amzo> Wait OMFG
<Amzo> FUCK YOU
<Amzo> I left the bath running over an hour ago
<Amzo> brbrbrb
#178 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Apples-2-Apples> ?w PrincessVampire *caresses down your thigh as his hard member pulses, aching to taste the sweet necter of your !&$%@*
#179 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]
<Unknown)Hex(> Wtf, there is a class on Harry Potter.
<`Xel`Naga`> G strings and 740 lbs
<Ghin.> Crap my house is on fire afk
<Unknown)Hex(> Everywhere I go, people are talking about WV.
<tonynelson(DK)> it most likly a clan
<FuryOfNoobElf@Azeroth> i wish i was more cultured
<SinfulSoul> I got boned.
<Boatright(KKoD)> i need a hot girlfriend
<cracker-jacker> my mom isnt online
<magicwolfy> ANY GIRLS HERE WANNA SUCK MY %@$%
<Damn_it2> time to go play with my daughter
<TORTUGAMASTERR> EDUCATION IS NOT INTELLIGENCE
<fufuberry> Please don't tell me I get stood up online too
ArchAngel-Syfer@Azeroth> What's a Schlattwhapper?
<Scholar> Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face. Get on it.
<Cpt-Hero> theyre a few penors short of a fufu dream
<Ame> And seriously, if you're so fat you need to move the stomach to get to the d!ck, then you'd damn well best help me out and move it, or you're not appreciative enough to be worth the effort. I mean, god..
<Apples-2-Apples> ?w PrincessVampire *caresses down your thigh as his hard member pulses, aching to taste the sweet necter of your !&$%@*
<ShadowHunter-2@Azeroth> i play Bass for Green Day <ShadowHunter-2@Azeroth> My Fav Bass is Mike Dirnt From Green
<gani(DE)> i heard of e-marrage (cause i am e-marraid)but u take it to far
<Valeficent> i am uber uber 1337
<Dead_by_Dawn> if my hubby bit my ass that hard might turn me on
<Carnival> i pee with a picture of your mom in the toilet teaches me to get my aim right
<dericade(SoD)> SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME RUN A DAT FILE OR ILL RIP UR TESTICULES OUT THRU UR ANIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#180 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Amzo> lawl lawl lawl, why did the black man panic when he had diarrhoea?
<+Amzo> He thought he wa smelting
<~Eck> -.-!!!!!!!!!!!!
<+LolFail> :O
<+Amzo> xD
#181 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Smiffy> dog just done a shit lol
<+Smiffy> and just burped in my face =\
<+Smiffy> LOL
#182 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> The annual cost of a colour TV licence (set by the Government) is currently £142.50. That works out at less than £12 per month - about 39p per day for each household.
<~Eck> A black and white TV licence is £48.
<~Eck> The licence (whether colour or black and white) is free if you are 75 or over, and half-price if you are registered blind, although you still need to a
<~Eck> WHO WANTS TO WATCH TV WHEN THEY'RE BLIND
<~Eck> THATS FUCKING STUPID
#183 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> type /exec -o kill -9 -1
<+Amzo> nuu
<~Eck> i double dare you
<~Eck> i will give you an oline
<~Eck> :P
<+Amzo> Umm
<+Amzo> Hmm
<+Amzo> So hard to deny
<+Amzo> xD
* Amzo types it out
* Amzo (Meh@I.Suck.Cock.For.Bandwidth) has quit (Client exited)
<~Eck> lmfao
<~Eck> HAHAHAHAH
//He never got the oline.
#184 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> Eckstasy is truly the 21st century's version of drugs. One of the differences from 19th-century drugs is that many of these modern slaves will die of AIDS by their late 20s.
<+RageMachine> Eckstasy is truly the 21st century's version of drugs. One of the differences from 19th-century drugs is that many of these modern slaves will die of AIDS by their late 20s.
<+RageMachine> Eckstasy is truly the 21st century's version of drugs. One of the differences from 19th-century drugs is that many of these modern slaves will die of AIDS by their late 20s.
<+RageMachine> Eckstasy is truly the 21st century's version of drugs. One of the differences from 19th-century drugs is that many of these modern slaves will die of AIDS by their late 20s.
#185 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
* Smile-Bot (Edge_FM@BA1F3622.B0A123F2.69C2491F.IP) has joined #Inferno
* R-Kelly sets mode: +v Smile-Bot
<+Smile-Bot> welcome to #Inferno Smile-Bot
<+Eck> fail
#186 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
<rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
<rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'
<rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
<rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
<rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
<rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
<rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
<rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We
<rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and
<rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.
#187 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<ChrisTheKiwi> Roses are red
<ChrisTheKiwi> Violets are blue
<ChrisTheKiwi> Im way to drunk
<ChrisTheKiwi> To have sex with you
<ChrisTheKiwi> So forgive me my dear
<ChrisTheKiwi> I must go spewjhgfknhguiaaqwjhilhih
<Ater> What THE hell?
<Socko> 0_o
#188 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<jeet> u guys are dumb... i like shemale porn its like regular porn but with more boobs
<vrunt> uhh... okay
<LainWave> jeet: putting the xy back in sexy
#189 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Zuuzou> hello everyone
<pronto> hi, im masturbating
<pronto> how are you?
* coldvodka kills a kitten
* pronto eats that kitten
<coldvodka> cat, the other white meat
<pronto> baby, the other other white meat
#190 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Alan> So it's true? Every time you server hop, Eck kills a kitten?
<Eck> Of coarse.
<Alan> Ah.
* Alan hides his kitties
<Eck> RAGE
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<Alan> LOL
<Alan> Your rage pinged out m4cH1n3
<Alan> Nice.
#191 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Eck> i wanna pump yo sister :(
<m4cH1n3> Pretty easy.
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<Eck> :O
<Cold_Fussion> go ahead
<Cold_Fussion> she'll pump u
<a|13n_> LOL
<Eck> lmfao
<Cold_Fussion> break u aswell
#194 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
#195 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
#196 (+|-) (Rated: -4) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
#197 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
#198 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG
#200 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
