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#2402 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<LexLoothar> My friend is an enigma.
<LexLoothar> He's not in college and currently unemployed.
<LexLoothar> I just witnessed another friend who needed help with his RESUME TO MICROSOFT consult this guy about almost every aspect of the thing.
<LexLoothar> In between instant messages he goes back to drawing raunchy, big breasted, cum filled hentai.
<LexLoothar> wtf

#2403 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf

#2404 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<ninjapirate> sometimes i hear "Eye of the tiger" when i'm masturbating.
<ninjapirate> that's how glorious my penis is
<jaban> "so many times it happens too fast"
<jaban> "you must fight just to keep [it] alive"
<jaban> thinking of that part in particular?

#2405 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Wildflower81> my daughter has been home 5 min an is already naked wtf!
<+duckie> how do you know your daughter is naked
* @MichaelA slaps duckie upside the head
<&`DJ``Jsyk> This better not be fucked up.
<@MichaelA> dont ask awkward questions like that
<+duckie> why not
<+duckie> its just a question
<@Wildflower81> cuz shes 3
<+duckie> oh okay
<+duckie> that makes sense
<@Wildflower81> tard nugget
<+duckie> well dont sound like a pedo next time.

#2406 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<KaNzA> I'm off soon
<KaNzA> goona keep listening for a bit but leaving chat
<KaNzA> gotta leave for work @ 7am
<KaNzA> o// ppl
<Kce> laters bitch
<DJ-V> laters bud
<Kce> lol
<Kce> lol!
<DJ-V> lol
<DJ_JOY_C> cheers kanza!!
<KaNzA> np mate!
<KaNzA> have a good set next week. . .
<paul_synergy> later kanza big up
<Kce> bigups DJ_JOY_C
<KaNzA> I'm already lining up some appropriate tunage for covering your show next week ;)
<KaNzA> bye Eck
<KaNzA> Paul
<KaNzA> sorry, Kce
<DJ_JOY_C> sweet
<KaNzA> :S
<Kce> just shut up and get out already
<Kce> lol jk jk
<KaNzA> lol k
<Kce> bye
*** KaNzA [seriousbag@IRCStorm-D0DD29F0.perr.cable.virginmedia.com] has quit [Quit: ]
<DJ_JKEY> big upss joy cccccccccccccc
<Kce> hahaha
<Kce> im a bad man

#2407 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Yuffie> Natasha Brower's Personal Moment of Death:
<+Yuffie> Tuesday, September 16,2070 at 12:02am
<+Yuffie> Cause of Death:
<+Yuffie> You will die of a drug overdose
<+elgooG> ....
<+Yuffie> yeah, sounds like me
<+Yuffie> haha
<+Sarah> LOL The Fuck?
<+elgooG> Really, I thought you would be 'batin and your heart would give out.
<+elgooG> At least that how I thought I would die

#2408 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Cheryl> come on!!!!
<Cheryl> hump!
<Cheryl> hump!
<Cheryl> hump!
<Cheryl> omg
<Cheryl> i think its time i left
<Slasher> ...
<Slasher> LMAO
<Cheryl> now im on fire. im not typing anymore
<Cheryl> honest
<Slasher> im laifhin me head of fhere
<Cheryl> i give it up
<Slasher> jump!*
<Slasher> jump!*
<Slasher> jump!*
<Cheryl> thanks

#2409 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<ianazza> jay you know if im wireless yeh
<ianazza> well my son has broke his linksyst wirless adaptor
<ianazza> can he use a usb memory stick while he gets a new adaptor#
<JayR> a memory stick for what?
<ianazza> to go wirless
<JayR> a memory stick os for storing files on
<ianazza> well to get on net
<JayR> a memory stick is a memory stick m8
<ianazza> Oh i thoguht you cud use it as a flash drive or watever to get on net
<ianazza> using my wireless connection
<JayR> he in same house?
<ianazza> yeh
<JayR> he got a wireless dongle?
<ianazza> no he broke it
<JayR> no then
<ianazza> ok ta
<JayR> hows the wireless signal gonna get to his pc without a wireless card ot dongle?
<ianazza> thought you could save the wireless connection to usb memeory stick put it in his comp and presto
<JayR> £aughing My Âss Õff
<JayR> no m8

#2410 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<ducky> brb loo calls
<SGT> wow a talking loo
<SGT> posh git
<Slasher> Laughing Out Loud
<Fenwolf> lol
<ducky> u should hear it when i have a good crap lol
<sexyeyez> lmao
<ducky> it just say " for feck sake fuck off u smell "
<rodders> n thats just wen he goes in

#2411 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Slasher> All that she wants is another baby
<@Slasher> Shes gone tomorrow boy
<@Slasher> All that she wants is another baby
<@Slasher> All that she wants is another baby
<@Slasher> Shes gone tomorrow boy
<@Slasher> All that she wants is another baby
<%Guantlet> so stfu and give her one

#2412 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<SGT> fixed this womans poc once and there was pics of me with there dicks out lol
<fab> lol
<SGT> *men
<SGT> not me men lol
<S4BRE> LOL
<fab> ROFFLE SGT
<Slasher> roflmfao
<SGT> man wot a typo
<fab> thought she found some of u!
<Slasher> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
<SGT> fuk man that would be spooky

#2413 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Eternal> I need to get laid
<Eternal> lmfao
<Alan> Your mom was waiting, Daniel.
<Alan> :P
<luckyphantom200> for free?
<Tiffy> lol...
<^AngelBear^> yes
<Alan> LOL
<Eternal> -.-
<Alan> Taken out of context, that all just looks wrong.
* Alan runs off to quote it.

#2414 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]

<JNSamuel> you're the kid here, not me
<JNSamuel> learn fucking english you kid
<JNSamuel> fucking anime jap cartoon mother fucker
<Tobimaru> you learn fucking english??? i knew it.. you are a fucker... we all read good english
<JNSamuel> get the fuck out you look like susan boyle
<Tobimaru> and you fucking anime jap manga character
<Tobimaru> you are the fan of that fucking pikachu
<JNSamuel> you have an jap cartoon name
<JNSamuel> whos the kid now
<JNSamuel> STUPID COCK SUCKER
<Tobimaru> what cartoon?
<JNSamuel> i dont fucking know
<JNSamuel> but im putting this convo on quotebucket.org and people are telling me you have a jap cartoon nickname
<JNSamuel> smelly penor pumper
<Tobimaru> cartoon name?? what the fuck
<Tobimaru> http://www.fishquest.com/c-images/yztb-tobimaru.jpg
<Tobimaru> tobimaru is fish
<JNSamuel> rotfl
<JNSamuel> you named yourself after a fish?
<JNSamuel> fucking french nigger
<Tobimaru> you fucker...
<JNSamuel> smelly skaley bastard smelly
<Tobimaru> i am not smelly..
<JNSamuel> you must be
<Tobimaru> its not a real fish.. you silly dope face
<JNSamuel> you named yourself after a fish
<Tobimaru> you fucking dickhead
<JNSamuel> whatever you cock sucker
<Tobimaru> you pussyface
<Tobimaru> you are your mothers cock sucker
<Tobimaru> you sister raper
<JNSamuel> rotfl
<JNSamuel> FISH FACE

#2415 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@peer> DeathAdder show me your jewpenor
<@peer> host ily
<@SPAWN> ill show u mine babe
<@peer> NO MOTHER FUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK ILL CUT YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD

#2416 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Host> If you see it want it I own it!
<@peer> you're fired
* Host (inkminds@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com) has quit ([blackwidow.escriptirc.com] Local kill by peer (fired))
<@peer> FIRED
<@peer> mother fucker looks like susan boyle

#2417 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<RichardG> what's oecake
<effy11> dunno
<Undefined> http://tinyurl.com/yksp4p2 that's oecake
<poseidon> Title: Let me google that for you
<RichardG> poseidon WIN

#2418 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Michiko> Jeff, you made a big mistake.
<~Alan> Now, now.  It wasn't that big a mistake.  After all, we're all human.
<%Malachite> Mistakes have been made. Others will be blamed.
<~Alan> Isn't that the purpose of administration?
<%Jeff> so i rm -rf /home/3airc.  what's the big deal?
<~Alan> It was a defunct shell, to begin with.  But it's still annoying, I had server backups there.
<%Jeff> mi bad pimp
<%Malachite> Al, why don't you just remove him?
<@Michiko> Boy, you're just a douchebag Jeffy
<%Jeff> dun fucking call me jeffy!
<%Malachite> Awwwww..... look at lil' Jeffy!
<%Jeff> big al, u gonna do sumthin' bout this?
<~Alan> Oper hazing?  Hell, I'm tempted to join in.....
<~Alan> ....Jeffy
* Server Notice * Warning! Attempted G:Line!
* Server Notice * Jeff tried to put a GLINE on Alan (fuk off al)
<~Alan> Okay, Jeff.  You done fucked up.
* Alan puts on the sandpaper condom for the hatefuck
<~Alan> Goodbye, Jeffy!
<%Jeff> wait, al.
* Server Notice * Exiting Client: Jeffy ((<anonymized host>)) [[Archangel.EvangelionIRC.com] G:Line added by Alan. [You fucking moron, you shouldn't try to ban me.  Get the fuck out for the next 2 weeks.  Disrespect me again, and die.] )
<@Michiko> Damn, Al.  quick with the banhammer.
<~Alan> He might as well have asked "CAN I HAZ GLINE?"
<%Malachite> CAN I HAZ GLINE?
<~Alan> U CAN HAZ MY BIG RAGING......
<@Michiko> not cool, al!
<~Alan> DDOS UP YOUR ASS INSTEAD.
<%Malachite> tease
<@Michiko> Only you, Malachite.
* Malachite is now known as CAN_HAZ_BAN_PLZ
* You are now known as DickDouche
<~DickDouche> You got it.
* Server Notice * Exiting Client: CAN_HAZ_BAN_PLZ ((<anonymized host>)) [[Archangel.EvangelionIRC.com] G:Line added by DickDouche. [Sarcasm, and bans are just another service we offer.  Come back in 10 minutes, when you are worthy.]
<@Michiko> Way to go Al.
<~DickDouche> Yes, yes.  I'm good. *runs off with a DOUCHE! sound instead of a WHOOSH!*

#2419 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@peer> so i answered the phone
<@peer> she said
<@peer> "DO YOU HAVE ANY WEED?!?!"
<@peer> ffs
<Hostah> rotfl
<@peer> "NO!!! I DONT!!! I THOUGHT YOU PHONED SO WE COULD MEET UP AND FUCK!!! BITCH!!!" hungup
<Hostah> i think
<Hostah> rotfl
<Hostah> leet
<Hostah> pimp

#2420 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<+on3pk> So I'm watching the superbowl ads
<+on3pk> some of them are terrible
<+on3pk> its like someone opened up a stale can of "Annoying Internet Memes"... from 2006

#2421 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<sweetandy> :s/\([0-9a-f]\{2\}\)-\([0-9a-f]\{2\}\)-\([0-9a-f]\{2\}\)-/\1\2\3\ /g
<sweetandy> WHY WAS I BOOOORN???

#2422 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<&Forte> U SEEN STEPBROTHERS?
<&Bdk> No, only previews, lol.
<@duckie> who the fuck hasnt
<@duckie> oh
<@duckie> nvm
<@duckie> >.>
<&Forte> LOL

#2423 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Host> DUDE. YOU INTURUPT MY SESSION ONE MORE TIME. AND I WILL RIP YOUR ANAL RING AND WEAR IT AS A BRACELETE. GOT IT!

#2424 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Joori> oh btw CJ!!!! <url removed>
<CharltonJ> no
<CharltonJ> my sis is here
<Lynx> pronnnnn
<Lynx> LOL
<CharltonJ> she will slap my ss
<Lynx> GET HER ON IT
<CharltonJ> ass
<Joori> show us her tits
<Lynx> LMFAOOO
<CharltonJ> LOL
<CharltonJ> THEY ARE BIG
<Joori> LOL
<Lynx> LOLLL
<CharltonJ> I SEE THEM EVERY DAY
<Lynx> LOL
<Joori> rofl wtf
<CharltonJ> WHEN SHES IN SHOWER I OPEN THE DOOR
<Lynx> LOL
<CharltonJ> XD
<Lynx> LOL
<Joori> do u get horny over them
<Lynx> L
<Lynx> LL
<Joori> haha lynx can't type
<CharltonJ> YES I GET HORNY FOR MY DAD TOO
<Lynx> LOLLL
<CharltonJ> HE GOT BIG COCK
<Lynx> LOL
<Joori> tell gim to tit fuck ur sis, and then he cums on ur face and u take a pic and upload it for us to see
<Joori> him*

#2425 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

*** Google joined #Evangelion
+++ Sayuri|A has given voice to Google
<~Alan|Classwork> wb slacker
<+adventure_of_link> WB
<+Google> Wait what?
<~Alan|Classwork> lol
<~Alan|Classwork> Kinda slow on the uptake this evening, aren't ya?
<+Google> How am I a slacker.
<~Alan|Classwork> You are.
<+Google> I was busy editing Portableapps.
<~Alan|Classwork> I said you were, so you are. End of story.
<+Google> Yeah... and I'm a fairy.
<+Google> Wait...
<+Google> Forget I said that.
<~Alan|Classwork> .....
*** ~Alan|Classwork goes to quote that.
<+Google> Lol

#2426 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<+[DA]Multi> dude my dick is erect.
<+Panther> ok
<+[DA]Multi> ._.
<&[DA]Honchkrow> same multi
<&[DA]Honchkrow> porn ftw
* +[DA]Multi goes to rub one out
<+[DA]Multi> brb
<&[DA]Honchkrow> lol
<+Panther> lol why would you tell people that lol
<&[DA]Honchkrow> lmao
<&[DA]Honchkrow> i was joking
<+Panther> :P
<+Panther> idk if he is lol
<&[DA]Honchkrow> prob not
<+Panther> lol
<+[DA]Sol64> :/
*akward silence*

#2427 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<~Alan> Josh, just surrender.
<~Alan> Give it up
* &Google gives it up.
<&Google> Be gentle now
<&adventure_of_link> Ewww
<~Alan> dash dash dash dot dash dot dot dot dash dash dash _stop_
<&adventure_of_link> :p
* ~Alan dies inside

#2428 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<+man> dude newb
<+man> gimme secks
<+newb> y?
<+man> b,coz i wanna make mariom jealous.
<&mariom> ?
<+newb> ok
* +newb fucks multi
<~Skittles> nvfdjkabvda
<&mariom> im only 10 1/2 dude
<~Skittles> wait
<~Skittles> peyton
<~Skittles> wut you mean
<~Skittles> [7:53pm] [DA]marioman311: and I have no info from coaster
<+newb> hes stilll little
<+man> i thought u was 11
<&mariom> i dont want secks, i want a girl
<+Man> ._.
<+newb> O:
<+newb> :O

#2429 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]

<duckie> ill stop the world and melt with you <3
<Lizzieluv> aww duckie <3 i iddnt no we were that close
<duckie> of course we are <3
<Lizzieluv> <3
<Lizzieluv> aww
<duckie> we are so close our vaginas are touching
<noodles> cant get any closer than that

#2430 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

Host: You know the coder of utorrent is partially retarded
iN Chuck Norris (2): yeah
iN Chuck Norris (2): i wish retarded people coded windows
iN Host: ROTFL

#2431 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

eckstasy: i was doing a shit.
Host: LOL, Neat.
eckstasy: My ass is bleeding.
Host: Stop getting ass fucked then.

#2432 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Angel-SL> SlashLife: I'm permanentaly privileged on this channel.
<+SlashLife> Angel-SL: So what? I don't car.
<+SlashLife> *care
<+RandomTime> I don't car either
<+RandomTime> You should see how little I car... (I'll stop)

#2433 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

marc: so
marc: how's shit?
kichimi: solid with bits of sweetcorn in it
kichimi: you

#2434 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<~duckie> fucking hell man
<~duckie> i just spent the last of my money on a toothbrush
<~duckie> why the fuck do they make personal hygene items so fucking expensive
<~duckie> they want us to be clean
<~duckie> BULLSHIT
<~duckie> they want our fucking money
<~duckie> id be better off saving up pubes and superglueing them to a stick
<%Adward> I'm so going to quote that
* %Adward donates duckie some pubes
<~duckie> Adward id be honored to brush my teeth with ur pubes

#2435 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

eLement: I use Calvin Klein "one" cologne.
eLement: So you can know what I smell like
duckie: you wanna know what i almost just did
duckie: i almost went to google it.. so i could smell it.
eLement: ROFL!
duckie: i opened up firefox and was like "wow.. i never cease to amaze myself -__-"

#2436 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

Julio Hernandez: you gonna help cluster this shit
EcKstasy: i can only do that at the system
EcKstasy: buy me a plane ticket
Julio Hernandez: no you'll fuck my wife
Julio Hernandez: rotfl

#2437 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* Azuvix (~james@75-174-9-137.bois.qwest.net) has joined #freenode
<Azuvix> I need some help.
<Azuvix> I'm getting 404 errors when I try to connect to #fsf. Any ideas?
<JNSamuel> uh?
<+KB1JWQ> Azuvix: 404's an HTML return code. It has no bearing on IRC.
<bburhans> 404 is a valid numeric, I just forget what it means
<JNSamuel> html return code? ;S

#2438 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<g-unot> Dante dont fuck with me
<connection> o.O
<connection> lawl
<connection> wtf
<g-unot> that cupcake eating motherfucker
<Logik> yea how dare he eat cupcakes?
<Dante> stfu
<Dante> g-unot, i can fuck you all i want
<torn-treasure> Dante; why you wanna fuck g-unot?
<Logik> why... not?
<g-unot> oh once i catch this little punk at defcon
<g-unot> its going down
<Logik> fucking right in the middle of defcon?
<InfinatlyInked> sounds sexy
<Logik> on the floor?
<Logik> just one
<Logik> giant
<Logik> hacker orgy
<Logik> (_(_):D
<torn-treasure> ....
<torn-treasure> g-unot; so you're an exhibitionist?
<g-unot> nah
<g-unot> lol

#2439 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

%mewl | ecudorian wtf is that?
%connection | mewl: from ecuador?
%mewl | oh..
%connection | nice fail sir, nice fail

#2440 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+ank> If my current gf marries me, i'll have to commit suicide
<+ank> She's so fucking annoying

#2441 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<airofreak-ng> BILL GATES WORKS FOR THE ILLUMINATI HIS SYSTEMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INSECURE
<airofreak-ng> he told me so on skype

#2442 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Xires> ande; if you would like me to check spelling and grammar, let me know
<ande> Defenley :P

#2443 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<duckie> is it really fucking 420am
<baumrock2008> here it is 10:21 a.m. friday
<Marie> no its 5:21
<Marie> well here it is
<duckie> sec. *checks time online*
<duckie> holy shit it is 422am
<duckie> dear god o_O.. last time i looked at the clock it said 12:18am
<duckie> wtf have i been doing D:
<duckie> DAMN YOU IRC!

#2444 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+JNSamuel> whats the point in BOM
<+Ashhh> what's BOM??
<+nils_> Bank of Mongolia?
<+JNSamuel> byte order marks
<+JNSamuel> in ANSI files
* NewUser (~shadowirc@nvita.org) has joined #defocus
<+flippo> acronymfinder.com/BOM.html
* NewUser is now known as ssquirrel
<+Ashhh> lol
<+flippo> There's no point in a Barrel Of Monkeys. They're just a lot of un.
<+flippo> [fun]
<+Ashhh> lol
<+shadowmaster> lol?!

#2445 (+|-) (Rated: 10) [QDigg / QShare]

Host: i think i have food poisoning
Host: i feel wierd and bad
Host: plus what happend last night.
EcKstasy: never eat your mothers cooking
Host: nah i went ot jap restaurant
EcKstasy: you know what that means
EcKstasy: cut up dogs and shit in their food
Host: yes
Host: good shit
Host: but i think im alergic to Pomeranians/
Host: ROTFL