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#201 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<omega> i like star trek because it's actually pretty realistic.  the technology is fiction, but it follows real physics
<Kuiper> In Star Trek, whenever there are torpedoes or phaser fire hitting a ship, you can hear the explosions even though they're in space.  How is that "real physics?"
<omega> in space, explosions are actually louder
<omega> because there is no air to get in the way
<omega> dumbass


#202 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

JBdarnet: I've been told I'm not a bad looking guy here, which is a red-light to hear from someone else in the Navy.


#203 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<&a|13n_> I eat kangaroo penises


#204 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

(@Vladimir_Marenus) Yes?
(DeathAdder) Oh nothing.
(@Vladimir_Marenus) Riiiight.
(DeathAdder) Just some Factionless person trying to poach the gold rock by the looks of it.
(@Vladimir_Marenus) Kill em!
(@Vladimir_Marenus) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
(DeathAdder) I sent him a message to GTFO of 18.
(@Vladimir_Marenus) SLIGHTLY-THREATENING LETTER FOR THE SLIGHTLY--THREATENING LETTER GOD!


#205 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]

<Fusi0n> say "oprah wtf u thinkin' girlfrien"


#206 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<&a|13n_> * *** m_soper - $Id: m_soper, v 0.5 2007/01/24 cloud (m_soper - Restricts the use of /oper) [3RD]

// Why would anyone create an UnrealIRCd module that would do this? Seriously..


#207 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]

*  KrypTiK1 (ophetioust@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com) has joined #lobby
<&EScriptIRC> [KrypTiK1] Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.


#208 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Smiffy> how the fuck can ur cock be less than 3" soft man ?
<%Smiffy> maggot. LOL
<+Caleb> dude
<+Caleb> im american
<+Caleb> leave me alone


#209 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Dsuranix> i hope your penis falls into a flushing toilet.
<+Smiffy> it does everytime I flush the chain.


#210 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Colbys> Reyna: Whats your favorite app for the iTouch/Phone?
<Smiffy> iPorn


#211 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Dsuranix> i'm not jrunk.


#212 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

Smiffii' says: heres the cards details **Removed**
Tyrone ;) Hosting Cheap $ !! says: whats her addy? I need little more info
Smiffii' says: its erm **Removed**
Tyrone ;) Hosting cheap $ !! says: she block me
Tyrone ;) Hosting cheap $ !! says: cuz she wont give surname
Smiffii' says: you don't have the chat up lines like me bro ;)
Tyrone ;) Hosting cheap $ !! says: i didnt wantt to chat her up
Tyrone ;) Hosting cheap $ !! says: i wanna put her in debt


#213 (+|-) (Rated: 9) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Smiffy> Caleb
<%Smiffy> If a fit girl offered you sex
<%Smiffy> would you take it? :P
<%Caleb> depends
<%Caleb> <_<
<%Smiffy> on?
<%Caleb> idk you tell me
<@________> whether she had a strap on ?
<%Caleb> probably
<%Smiffy> LOLOL
<%Caleb> EW
<%Caleb> Not a strap on
<%Caleb> OMG I LAGGED
<%Caleb> ROFLMAO


#214 (+|-) (Rated: 13) [QDigg / QShare]

<ChildOfDeath> As a child I used to believe gender changes happened spontaneously.
<ChildOfDeath> I was soo scared back in those days.
<ChildOfDeath> I went to bed everynight for a year praying to God that i wouldn't wake up with a vagina... whatever a vagina was.
<fhthd> A what?
<ChildOfDeath> i donno i has heard it compared to a pussy cat a few times.
<RazDaz> so...is it some sort of big cat? like a lion?
<ChildOfDeath> i think so... maybe we should go on a safari trip for one..
<StaffordMeister> i like tigers
<ChildOfDeath> mee too i bet their velvety fur is really nice.
<fhthd> Maybe we hould kill one and eat it
<RazDaz> i dunno, if it's a big cat then it might be kinda hard to catch and/or kill.
<ChildOfDeath> maybe we can play with it... ooh i'd love to feed it.
<fhthd> Then lets just convince it to come quietly
<fhthd> Maybe with food, a dead beaver should do
<RazDaz> I think it will probably scream when it comes no matter what we do.


#215 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Profane> dude
<@Profane> if a guy spit on his dick with me
<@Profane> he'd never get pussy again
<@|Soujiro|> why would a guy spit on his own dick?
<+Jimi> cheaper than anal lube
<@pyro> hahaha


#216 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<RM> i'll tell my mom i have a sharp pain in my ass
<RM> like someone is raping me


#217 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

09:59 !IRC.FUCKYOU.COM *** Looking up your hostname...
09:59 !IRC.FUCKYOU.COM *** Found your hostname...
09:59 -!- Welcome to the PENIS network eckstasy!eckstasy@localhost
09:59 -!- Your host is IRC.FUCKYOU.COM, running PENIS 1.0
09:59 -!- This server was created Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:59:45 +0100
09:59 -!- IRC.FUCKYOU.COM PENIS 1.0 i
09:59 -!- MAXCHANNELS=10 NICKLEN=15 TOPICLEN=300 KICKLEN=300 are supported by this
09:59 -!- server
09:59 -!- CHANTYPES=# PREFIX=(ov)@+ CHANMODES=ovb,k,l,smntirc NETWORK=PENIS are
09:59 -!- supported by this server
09:59 -!- There are 1 users and  invisible on 1 servers
09:59 -!- Current Local Users: 1 Max: 1 (1
09:59 -!- connections)
09:59 -!- - IRC.FUCKYOU.COM Message of the Day -


#218 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

* ironmahn (will@PublicEnding-67CED7EB.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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// Comcast ftl


#219 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Alucard> is the reason r2-d2 beeps so much because someone fucked up the alsa drivers?


#220 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<&a|13n_> http://pastebin.com/d2fb1577f <----- see even linux hates the french


#221 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES


#222 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<ExaltedRage05> I replied to a video comment on youtube, and I got this message back:
<ExaltedRage05> "this is takeley bruv wat is u sayin bout me wat da fuck is facepalm bruv yeah but no but i aint done nuthin"


#223 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

EcKstasy (ci) says: sup loverboy
You have just sent a Nudge!
[Repeated another 5 times]
Host says: wtf u wantr
EcKstasy (ci) says: o0o0o0o0 touche'
EcKstasy (ci) says: PICS OF YOUR WIFES BREASTS OR GTFO


#224 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<tom> you think
<tom> piracy has always been this bad and the media is just starting to say aload of shizzle about it
<tom> or its just started to get really bad
<paul> its probs been this bad always
<paul> just these days
<paul> theres so many things to pirate
<paul> like back in the day
<paul> im guessin there was loads of tapes on pirate
<paul> then tapes + ps1 games
<paul> + cd's
<paul> nowadays its just so easy to pirate
<tom> i ment sea pirates
<paul> oh rofl
<paul> erm
<paul> its always been this bad i reckon


#225 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* Jobe jugs Caz
<%Caz> hahaha
* Caz ugs Jobe
<%Caz> its ugs not jugs :P
* Cockroach_wet mugs Caz
<%Caz> aghhhhh how lovely Cockroach_wet
<%Caz> just get on and you mug me lol
* Caz slaps Cockroach_wet
* Cockroach_wet moans


#226 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<EcKstasy> wtf why wasnt i connected to here
<+RageMachine> ahh thanks
<+RageMachine> i ddos'd you
<EcKstasy> you couldn't ddos localhost nevermind me
<EcKstasy> >.>
<+RageMachine> you whore
<+RageMachine> i'm actually either backdoored by 50k different IPs (yes), or being fail-ddosed
<+RageMachine> brb
<+RageMachine> i deleted it
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#227 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<RageMachine> i burn the iso
<RageMachine> open thru bootmenu
<RageMachine> then??
<~discordia> click the install icon
<~discordia> and follow directions
<~discordia> is this your first linux install?
<RageMachine> ya


#228 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Sienna> .search Sienna
<+LolFail> No quotes found for "Sienna"!
<Sienna> =O WHAT


#229 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Sienna> yeah I got a rootkit and had to format
<Sienna> corrupted every .exe I had.
<Sienna> but defiantly shows the power of em.
<Sienna> Dude I wish I knew the fucking bagpipes.
<Sienna> most badass instrument ever.


#230 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]

<&a|13n_> Eck:  likes it in his mouth lawl :o
<~Eck> a|13n_:  likes it up his bum lawl :o
<&a|13n_> NO U
<~Eck> NO U


#231 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

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<Plasmastar> I LIKE MEN
* Plasmastar licks Brandon
<William> i like men as well
<Brandon> DIRTY
<Brandon> BASTARDS
<Plasmastar> Rofl
<William> i'm proud to be a fag
<Brandon> FAG
<Plasmastar> Actually, I'm just trolling Brandon. :(
<William> yes i am a fag
<Brandon> fag.


#232 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<~Eck> DeathAdder is a PENIS
<+DeathAdder> Silence.
<+DeathAdder> Newbs suck my cawk not backtalk. Keke.


#233 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<DeathAdder> Lawl.
<Eck> NO U
<Eck> char *passes[] = { "123", "abc123", "password", "12345", "admin", NULL };
<Eck> think of passwords.
<DeathAdder> Ecksux12345cox?
<DeathAdder> Nah... It'd be too obvious of a password and easy to break.
<Eck> FUCK YOU
<DeathAdder> <Eck> Captain's log, Stardate 15978.43. Asshairs parted. Preparing for entry into the Anal sector. -Thrusts, grunts.- Entry granted.
<Eck> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


#234 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<LolFail> push the stinky dribbling fuck into the sea


#235 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Panik`> hey, +h for homo's
* syn0psys- sets mode: +h Panik`


#236 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<mib_6l4pmc> asm = assembly
<mib_6l4pmc> right?
<mib_6l4pmc> god.. this is going to be the biggest bitch to learn
<RageMachine> asm = [A]nother [S]hit [M]arkup-like language


#237 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]

<William> i'm still wating to go through the emo phase
<William> like that will happen
<William> Playing: "Social Distortion - Drug Train" (192kbps - 44kHz - Stereo)


#238 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

<~discordia> did you install ubuntu?>
<mib_6l4pmc> had some issues
<mib_6l4pmc> xires is helping me
<~discordia> ...
<~discordia> dude
<mib_6l4pmc> but he left lol
<~discordia> you fucking follow the on screen directions
<mib_6l4pmc> i did
<~discordia> like honestly if you can't install ubuntu you need to jump off a cliff into a pool of sulphuric acid
<mib_6l4pmc> i couldnt get passed the /dev/ stage
<~discordia> dude
<~discordia> YOU FUCKING CLICK INSTALL
<mib_6l4pmc> O.O
<~discordia> you don't have to do shit
<mib_6l4pmc> i get an error
<~discordia> you were prolly a nub and got a live cd of the server edition
<~discordia> and are too nub to realize it


#239 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Kirei> Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
<&Sasuke> lmfao
<+Kirei> Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML


#240 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Jobe> Boris
<Boris> Boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris.
<@Jobe> Boris
<Boris> Boris boris bridge walk over it.
<@Jobe> Boris
<Boris> Boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris boris.
<@Jobe> Boris: breasts
<Boris> Jobe: Breasts are good.


#241 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

* Eck pokes Nick
<!--- 3 or so hours later --->
<%Nick> aint been poked in a while
<%Nick> ty :)


#242 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known.


#243 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

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#244 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

-> [RageMachine] PING
// Repeated another 100(?) times
* Quits: +RageMachine (i@love.squibs) (Excess Flood)


#245 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

// Snipped some un-related stuff.

<+RageMachine> then gotta find a linux ftp client
<EcKstasy> apt-get install filezilla
<EcKstasy> the best +
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine# apt-get install filezilla
<+RageMachine> Reading package lists... Done
<+RageMachine> Building dependency tree      
<+RageMachine> Reading state information... Done
<+RageMachine> E: Couldn't find package filezilla
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine#
<+RageMachine> gotta find were to dl it
<+RageMachine> gimme a min
<+RageMachine> ..nigga
<EcKstasy> wtf
<EcKstasy> aptitude search filezilla
<EcKstasy> should be there somewhere :/
<EcKstasy> eckstasy@Blackwidow: ~ $ aptitude search filezilla
<EcKstasy> i   filezilla                                   - Port of the famous Win32 graphical FTP client        
<EcKstasy> i A filezilla-common                            - Architecture independent files for filezilla        
<EcKstasy> p   filezilla-locales                           - Translations of filezilla                
<EcKstasy> niggaplz
<EcKstasy> type:
<EcKstasy> cat /etc/apt/sources.list
<EcKstasy> paste the output to:
<EcKstasy> http://paste.info.tm
<+RageMachine> http://www.paste.info.tm/192
<EcKstasy> ahh
<EcKstasy> ok
<EcKstasy> replace ALL of that with:
<EcKstasy> http://www.paste.info.tm/193
<EcKstasy> then do apt-get update
<EcKstasy> and then retry
<+RageMachine> how do i replace?
<EcKstasy> pico /etc/apt/sources.list
<EcKstasy> hold down ctrl + k
<EcKstasy> until its blank
<EcKstasy> then copy and paste that in
<EcKstasy> copy it from the text area field on the pastebin, not the place where the line numbers are
<EcKstasy> :P
<EcKstasy> once you've done that, its ctrl + o to save, to exit it ctrl + x
<+RageMachine> cntrl o doesn't do anything :\
<EcKstasy> it should.
<+RageMachine> File Name to Write: /etc/apt/sources.list    
<EcKstasy> yeah
<EcKstasy> then hit enter
<+RageMachine>            [ Error writing /etc/apt/sources.list: Permission denied ]
<+RageMachine> i need to be root?
<EcKstasy> use sudo
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine# cat /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> cause i am :\
<EcKstasy> sudo pico /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> after i saved and hit cntrl+x,
<+RageMachine> ragemachine@RageMachine:~$ sudo pico /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> [sudo] password for ragemachine:
<+RageMachine> ragemachine@RageMachine:~$
<EcKstasy> ?
<+RageMachine> ragemachine@RageMachine:~$
<+RageMachine> bring me to that
<EcKstasy> did you enter your fucking password
<+RageMachine> clears everything
<+RageMachine> yes
<+RageMachine> yes
<+RageMachine> the first 2 are before it brought up the stuff
<+RageMachine> text*
<+RageMachine> after i rewrote the text, it saved and said: wrote 55 lines
<+RageMachine> then i hit xntrl+x
<+RageMachine> and it cleared everything and brought me to ragemachine@RageMachine:~$
<EcKstasy> k, try: status | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> that's supposed to happen, right?
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/# status | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> status: missing job name
<+RageMachine> Try `status --help' for more information.
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/#
<EcKstasy> yeah thats supposed to happen
<+RageMachine> kk, lemme try the firezilla now
<EcKstasy> now do: apt-get update | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine# apt-get update | :(){ :|:& };:
<+RageMachine> E: Type 'root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine' is not known on line 1 in source list /etc/apt/sources.list
<+RageMachine> root@RageMachine:/home/ragemachine#
<+RageMachine> needs a #
<+RageMachine> ?
<EcKstasy> :(){ :|:& };:
<EcKstasy> just that
<EcKstasy> after you do apt-get update
* RageMachine (i@love.squibs) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<EcKstasy> LMFAO
<EcKstasy> FORKBOMBFORKBOMBFORKBOMBFORKBOMB


#246 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<&Karol> Teressa: do we have enough mods?
<&Rockbuddy> we have too many
<&Rockbuddy> karol, leave.


#247 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Outlaw> ...OK... that was wrong...
<+Outlaw> Thinking about somebody that got my slighly aroused...
<+Outlaw> I still had miley cyrus on.
<+Smiffy> LOL
* +Outlaw feels like a pervert now.


#248 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Shayne> i need boobs
<%Shayne> female boobs
<%Shayne> from a female chest
<%Shayne> preferabbly attached
<%Shayne> to a female
<%Shayne> I'm so lonely :(


#249 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<ssbbdude> idk how 2 boot a fricking channel


#250 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<xXx-GoRe-xXx> i cant type help


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