#252 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
* Amzo slides his fingers into his nice tight wet hole
<+Amzo> I love picking my nose with a runny nose
#253 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Host-cell> we can setup a web irc just for you
<+Eck> nigga plz
<+Eck> stfu and let me fuck your wife
<&ironmahn> what
<+Host-cell> lol
<+Host-cell> ironmahn he is kidding
<+Host-cell> eck suck my dick and code my site
<+Host-cell> susan boyle looking motherfucker
#254 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Zan> I'm in the library and I'm so hyper that my legs are bouncing like there's no tomorrow, and they're starting to get tired.
<Zan> So I mutter to myself "I wish I could stop bouncing my legs."
<Zan> they I look to my left and the guy next to me is in a wheelchair.
<Zan> And he's just glaring at me.
<Zan> I am the worst person ever. :(
#255 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Zero> lol
<+Eck> lol
<+Zero> :/
<+Eck> :\
<+Zero> :/
<+Eck> :\
<+Zero> bleh
<+Eck> blah
<+Zero> bleh
<+Eck> blah
<+Zero> bleh
<+Eck> blah
#256 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* Eck touches Jobe
* Jobe handcuffs Eck to the railings
<@Jobe> no!
<+Eck> oh dear
<+Eck> hope that isn't the headboard railings
<+Eck> lol
<+Eck> :(
#257 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* Vladimir_Marenus is now known as Vladimir|COD4
<@peer> cod4 is for fags
<@Vladimir|COD4> Joining me, then?
<@peer> no ty im not a fag
<@Vladimir|COD4> Sorry, couldn't tell.
<@Vladimir|COD4> What do non-fags play, then?
<@peer> we play "the last one to fuck your friends sister, is a faggot"
<@Vladimir|COD4> Oh. Linux?
<@peer> ?
<@peer> no IRL
<@Vladimir|COD4> I don't like that game.
<@peer> well of coarse you wouldn't, your a fag
<@peer> lol
<@Vladimir|COD4> ARGH! Goddamnit Eck! Of all the things...
<@peer> lmfao
<@Vladimir|COD4> http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k280/FullMetalMalice/youre.jpg
<@peer> yeah well fuck your american language, I come from the UK, we fucking invented it
<@peer> theres a million things we could troll your spellings for
<@peer> such as "color"
<@Vladimir|COD4> You invented it wrong. It took US to correct it.
<@Vladimir|COD4> Yeah, godforfuckingbid we don't put in a letter that isn't pronounced.
<@Vladimir|COD4> Actually, I hate it here.
<@Vladimir|COD4> >.>
<@Vladimir|COD4> Must just be in an argumentative mood.
<@peer> so you'd do the same with "fuck you"?
<@peer> you would make that "fuk u"?
<@peer> you sir, are fail
<@Vladimir|COD4> No, but I wouldn't make it phuucke ewuh, either.
<@Vladimir|COD4> PPPHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<@peer> only niggers and faggots have an ameritwat accent
<@Vladimir|COD4> ghoti = fish.
<@Vladimir|COD4> So fuck you.
<@Vladimir|COD4> gh = the sound from "enough". oti = the sound from a word like "rendition".
<@Vladimir|COD4> phoentic bastard.
<@Vladimir|COD4> Bah.
<@Vladimir|COD4> *phonetic
<@peer> Nigger come back when you can spell OUR FUCKING INVENTION no amerifag nigger should correct the brits with their own faggotry copypasta of our language
<@peer> </troll>
<@peer> This conversation will be documented for future niggers and faggots, then put on my quotesite; kthxbai
#258 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> gah i'm switching back to windows... going to stay a noob forever. or just run bt4 through vmware
#259 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Anthony says: Some guy, who thinks he's awesome on computers
Anthony says: Some win fag
Anthony says: I asked him why root wouldn't fsck the partition
Anthony says: And he called me a sick bastard
Anthony says: :/
#260 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~peer> Teressa talk dirty :P
<~peer> O_O!
<+Rocky_Fortune> nah, I need some roll's and maybe an alka seltzer
* Teressa smacks Eck
<+LolFail> gosh
<+Vladimir|COD4> Who the fuck are you, LolFail? Goofy?
<+LolFail> Bill Gates
<&Teressa> lol
<+Vladimir|COD4> Shut your whore mouth!
<+Vladimir|COD4> Not you, Teressa, LolFail. :P
<&Teressa> mmhmm sure :P
<~peer> lmfao
#261 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
(~Eck) :<
·· quit: ES-BOPM (security@escriptirc.com) (Killed (Eck (Nigger.)))
·· join: ES-BOPM (security@escriptirc.com)
·· EScriptIRC mode: +o ES-BOPM
·· quit: Eck (Eck@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com) (Killed (sentry.escriptirc.com (Do NOT kill the security server!)))
(&a|13n_) LMFAO
·· join: Eck (Eck@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com)
·· EScriptIRC mode: +qo Eck Eck
(EFG) LMFAO
#262 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
"x100 " <~peer> a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_ a|13n_
<&a|13n_> ...
<DeathAdder> Quit spamming faggot.
<~peer> hi
<+Host|a> this is why i say you are a gay
<&a|13n_> LOL
<DeathAdder> ^
<DeathAdder> Owned.
#263 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Akito> I love playing with myself and typing on irc with the other hand
<Akito> No one suspects a thing.
#264 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<~EcKstasy> I remember once, I was fapping to a porn mag and my mum came in the door, Then I came on her shoe because she interupted me
<~Host> LOL
<~Host> why u fapping in ur moms closet?
<+Amzo> He's gay
<+Amzo> Fapping to her high heels
<~EcKstasy> niggaplz
<~EcKstasy> I was fapping beside the bedroom door, so no one would come in
<+Amzo> "Oh yeah, that color is soooo 8moans* OMFG look at the size of those heels *squirts load*"
<~EcKstasy> Fucking help that made
#265 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Eck> LolFail give Host a punch
* LolFail gives Host a punch
<~Host> i love u eck
<~Host> thnx
<+Eck> <3
#266 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Case> MY THEFT OF MOVIES ALLOWS FREEDOM
<Camo> BRING THE CAPITALIST PIGS TO THEIR KNEES BY DOWNLOADING AND SHARING EPISODES OF SOUTH PARKS!!!!!1111
<Case> if piracy takes down capitalism, i am pretty much the second plane to hit the twin towers
<Camo> HAHAHAHAHHHAHA
<Camo> tell you what
<Camo> give me the hdd - but supply it full of films and tv series and shit, yo?
<Case> if i can sure
<Case> we don have a media store anymore
<Case> so its quite hard
<Camo> im sure you've got 100gb or so floating about
<Camo> but none of your sick giraffe porn
<Case> not even the one called 2girls1zebra?
<Camo> no, you can include that one
#267 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<LolFail> hello my name is LolFail
<LolFail> Boris lets have bot secks
<Boris> LolFail: And you don't have a good bot.
<LolFail> you want a fight about that?
* LolFail licks Boris
<LolFail> Boris Boris Boris Boris Boris Boris Boris Boris Boris
<Boris> LolFail: Jobe bitch <@boris> boris is a lie.
<LolFail> Boris: The cake is a lie!
<Boris> LolFail: A house is a lie.
<LolFail> Boris: Your breasts is a lie
<Boris> LolFail: My house is a lie.
<LolFail> Boris: Your car is a lie
<Boris> LolFail: My house is a lie.
<LolFail> Boris: Your parroting is a lie.
<Boris> LolFail: My last year of school, that grag pic was curled and i am not a lie.
#268 (+|-) (Rated: 7) [QDigg / QShare]
<reep> Dude I've seen how haggis is made.
<reep> If you ever visit scotland, you can also see for your fucking self.
<DeathAdder> Whatever.
<DeathAdder> According to you, its a bird.
<DeathAdder> Except, there is no haggis bird.
<DeathAdder> So, you're fucked.
<reep> Haggis birds are in scotland.
<reep> Read your fucking books
<reep> faggot
<DeathAdder> Uh-huh.
<DeathAdder> It's a Grouse, actually.
<DeathAdder> Only you retards call it a Haggis.
<DeathAdder> The rest of the world recognizes it as the former.
<reep> here we go, pulling out more wikipedia articles.
<reep> Just shut the fuck up
<DeathAdder> You shut the fuck up.
<DeathAdder> This is our channel after all.
<reep> Haggis is scottish, we will name it what we want
<DeathAdder> Go back to lobby, whore.
<reep> Nigger I could ban you from this place if I wanted to.
<DeathAdder> Then do it.
<DeathAdder> Aeon will move to a New server.
<DeathAdder> Do you think that will inconvenience me?
<DeathAdder> Storm didn't even inconvenience me, and that's where CS was intially hosted.
<reep> I honestly don't give a fuck where it moves to.
<DeathAdder> Then stfu and quit running your mouth like you have a pair.
<DeathAdder> We all know you don't.
<reep> You want a bet?
<DeathAdder> What's to bet?
<DeathAdder> A dirty kilt?
<reep> This
* Quits: DeathAdder (Wolven185@EScript-3DC12075.nw.nuvox.net) (User has been permanently banned from EScript (Faggot.))
#269 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Cryptosporidium> alright
<~Cryptosporidium> get it the fuck out of my room
<~Cryptosporidium> if your going to carry on
<&DeathAdder> Lol.
<@reep> Not you too, faggot.
<@reep> Why am I even in this nigger channel
--> You have left #Aeon
--> [SNOTICES] * Cryptosporidium used SAJOIN to make reep join #aeon
--> Now talking on #Aeon
* Topic for #Aeon is:
* Topic for #Aeon set by DeathAdder at Thu Apr 16 05:35:39 2009
<~Cryptosporidium> i wasnt done fuckin talkin to you bitch
--> [SNOTICES] * reep used SAJOIN to make Cryptosporidium join 0
* Cryptosporidium (ophetioust@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com) has left #Aeon (Left all channels)
<reep> Well I fucking was.
--> [SNOTICES] * Received KILL message for reep!Eck@NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com from Cryptosporidium Path: NetAdmin.EScriptIRC.com!Cryptosporidium (you dumb cunt, i was talkin to you)
#270 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> nah, haven't yet
<+RageMachine> and this shit wont load
* ~discordia is playing it rite now
<+RageMachine> w/e i'm thinking about changing back to windows or having 1 hdd for windows and another for linux
* ~discordia laffs at how dependent some people are at being baby fed that they switch back to windows so fast
* +RageMachine cries
* Quits: +RageMachine (i@love.squibs) (Quit: too sad)
<~discordia> wow
<~discordia> whata fag
#271 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Jack_Johnson> §
<Gustav> dont hit ALT+F4
<Gustav> LOL
<Jack_Johnson> :D
<ash> wb
<Mad_Arab> I knocked myself out! lol
<Gustav> hahah
<Jack_Johnson> okay
* Quits: Jack_Johnson (40881aeb@pbbgchat-D2B21491.mibbit.com) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Gustav> HE DID
<Gustav> LMMFAO
<Gustav> pwnt
#272 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> whats with the |eee, is that the noise you make when you cum?
<EcKstasy> :O
<+LolFail> #!#%^@*^
<~discordia|eee> yup
<~discordia|eee> nah
<~discordia|eee> this is on my eee pc
<EcKstasy> the one you fap to?
<EcKstasy> lawl
<EcKstasy> night
<~discordia|eee> night
<+LolFail> SNAP!
#273 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]
* Visitor_3 (java@35412059.99759E5D.E6654F3E.IP) has joined #lobby
<Visitor_3> hi its jenson
<+Sandman> he jenson
<+Sandman> hey*
<Visitor_3> asl
<+Sandman> 125/e/Mars
<+Sandman> Wait... im 253 in earth years
<+Sandman> Sorry
* Visitor_3 (java@35412059.99759E5D.E6654F3E.IP) Quit (Quit: Visitor_3)
<+Sandman> That was fun
#276 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* mainstreet--AWAY is now known as mainstreet
* You are now known as maintown
* maintown performs road works on mainstreet
#277 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<nublet> ok ive got xchat
<nublet> well ive had it for almost 3 hours now
<nublet> i culdnt find the submit button always used to clients with 1
#278 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Vladimir_Marenus> Don't laugh at me...
<+Vladimir_Marenus> ...but is MS Office usable on Linux? I love Openoffice but one of my teachers requires MS Office.
<~peer> Then fucking shoot him/her in the head with a magnum
#279 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
>Vladimir_Ubuntu< CTCP VERSION
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> [CTCP] Received Version request from peer.
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> I'm noticed! :D
<~peer> konversion, you're a faggot
<~peer> :o
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> :(
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> I didn't know what else to get.
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> You expect me to know the best programs for everything when I've been a linux user for 45 minutes?
<~peer> apt-get install xchat && wget http://escriptirc.com/archives/xchat-configs.tar.gz kthxbai
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> Pft.
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> I don't even know what any of that means, except the commands look vaguely familiar as terminal-based.
<~peer> O SHIT SPOT ON NIGGER!
<Vladimir_Ubuntu> Thanks. >.>
<~peer> FIVE FUCKING STARS FOR YOUR SUPERITY
#280 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> where the fuck is Tron?
[ninja@scenerace.net] entered the room
<@lucky> he's probably fapping
<@ninja> who, Tron?
<+RageMachine> lol
#282 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Host> my ass feels burned
<Host> i need to oil my gun
<Host> i need to change the oil
<Host> my pc is crap
<Host> how many finger does a femail left handed dog have
#283 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Host> ight
<~Host> let me put some close on. pizza is almost here.
<~Host> yes im naked.
<~Host> so
<~Host> ima put my nuts on the mouse
<~Host> and hover it over ironmahn
#284 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<%Zac378> yo, you guys still playing xbox?
<@tet> I got off but I'll go back on if you want to play
<@tet> wait you have halo 3 right?
<%Zac378> nope, I got xbox pajama pants...not an xbox 360 for xmas -.-
<@tet> that's like giving an Ethiopian a picture of food
<%Zac378> lmao
#285 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Potassium> Typoman, don't it has a blockhole in it that makes you automatically lose the game and the disk erases itself!
* billygoat sets ban on *!The-Rabid-@*.telstraclear.net
* billygoat has kicked Potassium from #xkcd (I win)
* billygoat removes ban on *!The-Rabid-@*.telstraclear.net
* Potassium (The-Rabid-@hide-91CFB8DF.cable.telstraclear.net) has joined #xkcd
<Potassium> heh
<Potassium> fail
<snark> heh
<Typoman> huh? what was the trigger?
<Potassium> lose the game
* billygoat sets ban on *!The-Rabid-@*.telstraclear.net
* billygoat has kicked Potassium from #xkcd (I win)
<Typoman> rofl...
#286 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Poiesis> first bucket refuses botsnacks. then he demands more time off. then: apocalypse
<natjo> poisoned botsnack
* Bucket keels over and dies.
<Poiesis> or not
#287 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<@malphas> I got stuck with the same prof for this linux course
<@malphas> as the last one
<@malphas> the same one who, halfway through the course, just stopped responding altogether so he could focus on his off-hours mailing list.
<@malphas> The first assignment:
<@malphas> Scenario:
<@malphas> The new CIO just transferred over from the finance department and during your first meeting says "My golf buddy was telling me about something called a seven layer model. Maybe we should get some of them for our network, What do you think?" You politly explain that the model is not a product and you will send a memo explaining what it is.
<@malphas> I'm *sorely* tempted to write mine from the perspective of a true Admin. Someone who realizes the opportunity presented here to obtain new hardware for future use.
#288 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Lekon> Oddly enough in fable 2 I AM queerbait somehow
<+Lekon> All the gay guys in bowerstone are trying to marry my guy
<+HereticMachine> Sent.
<+Lekon> Its a Halo above my head, not a steering wheel for my mouth bastards.
#289 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy: holy shit
EcKstasy: lag
LolFail left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
EcKstasy left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
Xires left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
discordia|EEE left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
RageMachine: 1 h4x0rd y0u 4ll
#290 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> ouch EcK... i CANNOT feel the love tonight
<EcKstasy> ok well just put your hand down my trousers
<EcKstasy> :)
<EcKstasy> you will feel it
<+RageMachine> hm... there's nothing there
<EcKstasy> bullshit
<+RageMachine> you have a garage for your balls or something?
<+RageMachine> cause i go into your skin for some reason
<+RageMachine> you have a vagina, EcK?
<+RageMachine> say so no
<+LolFail> purple dildos
<+RageMachine> i won't be mad
<EcKstasy> nah i have a penis
<EcKstasy> your just saying that because you touched it and you dont wanna be a gay
<EcKstasy> in denial
<EcKstasy> tut
#291 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+RageMachine> EcK doesn't love me, discordia|EEE
<EcKstasy> fucking lie.
<EcKstasy> i love you like a skiddie son
<EcKstasy> i mean a nooblet skiddie son
<EcKstasy> i mean a son
<EcKstasy> <3
#292 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Rav|Work> anyone want to write up a throttling FAQ for my company..
<Whisper> "Take your hands and put them either side of the bitch's throat. Shake like hell."
<Lummy> Whisper wins.
<Gatzby> agreed.
<Rav|Work> lol
#293 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Fyad> When I bought siemens cellphone, siemens sold its cellular section. When I bought yakumo screen, yakumo got bunkrupt. When I bought fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold its share.
<Fyad> Just curious what to buy next...
<r_heart> apple
<hoobsta> Apple
<sailo> apple
#294 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* Omnifrog finds a flat thing to pass out on
<pastafareye> Kansas?
<IronAngel> moms chest?
<pastafareye> Bush's EEG?
<pastafareye> Cheney's EKG?
<IronAngel> obamas abs?
#295 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<discordia|EEE> ever shave to realize you have no aftershave ?
<RageMachine> i never use aftershave after i shave down der
<discordia|EEE> I was talking about your face lawl
<RageMachine> oh lol
<RageMachine> never used aftershave
<RageMachine> then again, i don't shave much
<discordia|EEE> my facial hair grows back uber fast
<discordia|EEE> so if I don't use aftershave
<discordia|EEE> I get massive ingrown hairs
<discordia|EEE> today after I shaved my face
<discordia|EEE> I realized I was out of aftersshave
<discordia|EEE> and yelled
<discordia|EEE> FUCKING 4CHAN!!!!!
<RageMachine> lmfao
<discordia|EEE> Then I checked out my dad's bathroom and noticed that he had some aftershave and yelled, "END FTW!!!!!!!!!!!"
* LolFail is blown off feet by force of discordia|eee's statement
<RageMachine> i am too, LoLFail. I am too
#296 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<_yoda_> I met two people from irc
<_yoda_> both were loser/weirdos
<_yoda_> the moral of the story is most ppl on irc are losers/weirdos
<amorfati> that's not really a large enough sample to draw any conclusions from
<amorfati> maybe you just got lucky
<amorfati> next person you meet might be a full-fledged psycho :D
#297 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<MrEcho> Once I got out of the AF I stopped overclocking
< cor_vi> you lost the need, the need for speed?
#298 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Cockroach_haslighting> !g 1 penis to cm
<Boris> my 9 yr old son has a 1 cm penis - Mater @ http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Maternal--Child/my-9-yr-old-son-has-a-1-cm-penis/show/155507
#299 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll
<Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll"
<tobdude> LOL
<zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price
<Blackmail> ew, a used one
<Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either
<zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail
<zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html
<aNuBiS-> hahah
<Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll
<tobdude> thats so wrong
<CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll
<Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy
<CanOfSpam> oh
#300 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Sandie> http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/wesleys-anal-ordeal <- Sci needs to see this
<Sandie> "As Wesley opened his mouth in agony Kor slid the gigantic head of
<Sandie> his Klingon cock into his soft boy-mouth. Wes's scream became a gurgle as
<Sandie> he began nursing the head in compliance with Kor's bellowing order to
<Sandie> please his warrior dick with his pussyboy mouth.
<c_thur> ...
* Tomko slits his wrists and welcomes the sweet red death
