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#302 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

< liat> OH MY GOD
< liat> IT'S GONE TOO FAR
< liat> I just got slipped a card at work when I wasn't looking.
< liat> It's one that you can self-record.
< liat> I didn't want to open it, I had this feeling.
< liat> I did against my will.
< liat> I got rickrolled, by a god damn CARD.
< liat> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP..

#303 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

dr4yn30: AAAAAAAAAAAHH
dr4yn30: I HAVE T9
dr4yn30: HATE*
dr4yn30: I WAS TELLING SOMEONE I LOVED THEIR APP
dr4yn30: FOR A GAME
dr4yn30: AND T9 MADE IT SAY ''I love your ass''
dr4yn30: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
// he was on AIM on his phone

#304 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<mike> i'm gonna start voting republican
<Censored_Vagina> no you're not
<mike> because if i can't fix things i'm sure as hell gonna accelerate the decline
<Censored_Vagina> it's one of those things like "I'm just gonna catch my own jizz in my mouth" and then you stop at the last second because you realize that's not a good idea

#305 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

Lord Adam: you know what
Lord Adam: If I feel crap
Lord Adam: I should just look at that picture of the dog in the towel
Amelia: you know
Amelia: you should show like.. bin laden that photo
Amelia: he'll just smile and say
Amelia: "You know.. the war is stupid. No more fighting - I'm getting me a dog. I already have a towel.

#306 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<dexter-> how'd it go?
<tamr> it was the easiest I've had so far. No big deal
<tamr> A+++, would give birth again

#307 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<AshViper> OMFG
<AshViper> one of my HDDs had a birthday 21 days ago
<AshViper> and i totally forgot
<AshViper> S.M.A.R.T. needs a birthday reminder imo

#308 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+RageMachine> gn everyone
* RageMachine is now known as RageMachine|away
<Sienna> night jewbagniggerface

#309 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer. And it's ugly too." -my cs professor

#310 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* Caboose (guerillata@F72B1053.6AB777F5.C90613AB.IP) has joined #lobby
* Caboose gives LolFail a cookie

#311 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Trinexx> a GM was playing hide and seek with us, right?
<Trinexx> offering a massive prize to whoever found her first
<Trinexx> so I reported a bug
<Trinexx> she summoned me to her so I could explain
<Trinexx> I just grinned and said "Found ya."
<Armada> Did you win?
<Trinexx> No, she sapped me and kicked me off the server.

#312 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Tigerlilley> Well, this isn't a full sex story but it was still pretty embarrasing:
<Tigerlilley> I'd just gotten out of the shower, and walked into the kitchen to grab a drink. Theonly thing in there was milk.
<Tigerlilley> Because I am retarded
<Tigerlilley> I spilt it all over myself
<Tigerlilley> So I'm in my underwear, white stuff all over my chin, neck and chest
<Tigerlilley> and my flatmate walks in
<Tigerlilley> looks at me
<Tigerlilley> and says
<Tigerlilley> "goddamn thats some scary de ja vu"
<Tigerlilley> :(

#313 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

* LolFail throws Az in the brig to await charges
<+AZ> ...
<+LolFail> az, you are charged with having sex with the USS Enterspace, and improper conduct with a proton
<+LolFail> You have been found guilty, and are sentenced to play chess against 7 of 9 (you may leave as soon as you win). And may God have mercy on your soul.

#314 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<discordia|EEE> fuck you all
<discordia|EEE> I hope you all die

#315 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<EcKstasy> boxxy is a slut
<discordia|EEE> qft

#316 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<@SPAWN> jew bagel
<+Vladimir_Marenus> NO JU

#317 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Stueh> This has been the last hour for me:
<Stueh> "Windows Update needs to install an update for Windows Update. Please click the Download and Install button to download and install the update for Windows Update."
Stueh laughs
<Stueh> "Windows Update cannot connect to the internet."
Stueh cries
<Stueh> The ethernet driver is now mysteriously not installed anymore.
Stueh screams
<Stueh> "Windows cannot locate a driver for your ethernet card. Would you like Windows to connect to Windows Update and find a driver for you?"

#318 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Slith> Law: Gun control.
<Slith> Intended effect: No more shootings, lower murder rate.
<Slith> What's really happening: People are arguing on the Internet.

#319 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<Lamia> my husband just said to me, "If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk, right now!"
<Lamia> I need a snappy comeback to that.
<DarkDread> tell him, "If your name was homework, I'd be ignoring you to play video games."

#320 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Kaidrea> wb avalanche
<avalanche> thanks Kaidrea.
* surfer runs for cover
<surfer> hide everyone
<surfer> avalanche!!!!
<avalanche> I don't eat surfers.
<avalanche> You're safe.
<surfer> thanks
<avalanche> Until I melt into an ocean or something.
<avalanche> Then I'll look for you specifically.
<surfer> he has melted away
<avalanche> and I'll suffocate you.
<avalanche> and it'll be painfully slow.
<surfer> no
<surfer> i can see him
<surfer> avalanche is melted away
<avalanche> Who's he?
<avalanche> I'm a fucking avalanche.
<avalanche> There are no testicles here but the ones of my victims.
<surfer> i have now promoted to skysurfer
* surfer is now known as skysurfer
<avalanche> You're going to be fucked when I evaporate.
<skysurfer> noooooooooooooo

#321 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<rach> so you can like chop blocks of wood in half with your hand?
<incesticide> yeah
*** Joins: cj
<rach> does it hurt?
<incesticide> not really, if you do it right
<cj> ...
<incesticide> if you don't know what you're doing you'll end up breaking your hand
*** Quits: cj (I don't even want to know)

#322 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Panzerdraco> The only two parties that actually count for shit are Labor and Liberals. Labour is the equivalent of the US's Democratic party except more pro-firearm. Liberal is equivalent of the Republican party.
<CeeKay> hmmm...
<CeeKay> So, your toilets AND your congress flush opposite ways!
<CeeKay> X3
// Panzer being Australian, CeeKay being American.

#323 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

#324 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Quaze> Yo momma is such a slut, if she were a collection class, her insert method would be public!

#325 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Nick|Busy> !roulette
* CServe loads the gun and sets it on the table
<%Nick|Busy> mmk
<%Nick|Busy> !roulette
* Nick|Busy (~Nick@KuttinBeatz.com) has quit (Killed (CServe (BANG - Don't stuff bullets into a loaded gun)))

#326 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

FurtherThan: sis,
FurtherThan: rickrolling is dead.
FurtherThan: i'm sorry, the macy's parade killed the shit out of it
s37: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FurtherThan: a good meme's time is just it's time
FurtherThan: and it was rickrolling's time
FurtherThan: i know, it's hard
FurtherThan: but you just got to let it go
FurtherThan: until 4chan comes up with something else equally ridiculous
s37: no!
s37: rick aistley, I promise you,
s37: I'm never gonna give you up
FurtherThan: i'm never gonna let you down
s37: never gonna run around
s37: or desert you
FurtherThan: *sniff*

#327 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<DeathAdder> i stuck my finger up my bum :(

#328 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* Visitor_13 (Java@EScript-83510A76.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com) has joined #Lobby
<~peer> hi thar Visitor_13
<Visitor_13> Hi babe.
<~peer> ...?
<+EFG> Bow-chicka...
<~peer> female?
<+EFG> THERE R NO GURLZ ON THA INTARWEBZ!
<Visitor_13> Sure
* Visitor_13 is now known as Amzo
<+LolFail> watch out for the moose
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +v Amzo
<~peer> AMZO YOU FUCKING FAG.

#329 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

* EFG exposes himself.
* Amzo gropes EFG
<+Amzo> Whut da fook you been feeding this thing babe?
<~peer> niggaplz
<&a|13n_> ROFL
<+Amzo> It's like an african aids victim

#330 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

#331 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

(br0kerman) leave him alone
(br0kerman) hes more l33t then u
(br0kerman) he deserves +o
(Skizer) no, he can fuck off
(Skizer) he deserves +JEW
(br0kerman) why?
(Skizer) cause he's a faggot
(Skizer) not even +JEW
(br0kerman) hahah
(Skizer) some jew's are cool
(Skizer) he's gay
(Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming faggot

#332 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<mixster> This is the Internet - telling stupid people not to do stupid things is like telling a deaf person to listen closely

#333 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

Mom: thanks to your status message, you can say good nite to the internet
*** Auto-response sent to Mom: I'm busy because my mom's being a nazi. Sieg Heil.

#334 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]

<Pyro> I turn on GTA IV
<Pyro> steal a police cruiser
<Pyro> and sit around and watch for traffic violations
<Pyro> then I pull them over
<Pyro> and shoot them in the face
<Chroder> i think that's the modern version of pulling-legs-off-frogs
<Chroder> you're gonna be a serial killer

#335 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Visitor_13> I'm busy touching myself
<Visitor_13> :/
<Visitor_> your a girl right?
<Visitor_13> Yup
<Visitor_> realy?

#336 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Visitor_> will you hold my hand Visitor_13? i sexy
<Laura> O.o
<Visitor_> lets get married! i sexy i sexy
<Visitor_> hehahhaha
<Visitor_13> You can hold my cock

#337 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

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#338 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Nope> how fast does semen travel?
<Dzza> slow
<Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast

#339 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Wuffles> I just got my subscription confirmation for my MySQL course of November, 24
<Wuffles> How about that for timely delivery
<wouter> Wuffles: lol.
<wouter> thats quite early if its for next year. :)
<Wuffles> it isn't, alas :-)
<Wuffles> wouter: it gets better: the young lady answered that it was because they had trouble with their database :-D

#340 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* CHOzen1 has joined #wow
<CHOzen1> i’m systematically stuffing grapenuts cereal into the head of my erect penis. i’m going to attempt to jack off, have my load mix with the grapenuts, and shoot a granola bar out when i cum
* CHOzen1 has left #wow
<+Sohcahtoa> What the FUCK!?

#341 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet paper rolls has a side that can't be seen until you're sitting down
<drac> so I wrote "I pissed all over the toilet seat" on there

#342 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<sniep> my servers are all named after computer parts so that users sound like retards asking for anything
<sniep> "i need full access to ram!"
<sniep> "why is megabytes broken?!?"
<sniep> "who rebooted hard drive??!??"
Comment: SomethingAwful

#343 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<root> I think my mouth just had an orgasm
<Shayne> Did you swallow?
<root> ...

#344 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<Yo_Mamma> So Jimbot, what are you wearing?
<ichai> no
<ichai> you are not having cyber sex with my IRC bot

#345 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* moonbeam (rawr@EScript-C5858581.susqu.edu) has joined #Lobby
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +a #Lobby moonbeam
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o moonbeam
<~peer> moonbeam fails
<&moonbeam> peer failz moar
<~peer> moonbeam fails moar
<&moonbeam> nou
<~peer> uno
<&moonbeam> NOU
<~peer> UNO

#346 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to do it, but I have to get to college somehow.

#347 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]

<Metal_Wol> WTF is a l33t h4x0r anyway?
<Metal_Wol> That hurt my head just to fucking TYPE that.
<Momaw> Don't type with your head?

#348 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+RageMachine|so_fucking_raged> fuck my life. i'm off to cut
<+RageMachine|so_fucking_raged> brb

#349 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<steven> how can i stop havin an erection?
<steven> plz
<steven> its too much
<steven> it happeneds nearly 20 times a day and i have to end up masturbatin to get it down
<Holy> Try lighting up a cigarette and once you're done smoking it, put it out on your penis
<Mike> damn that would hurt ;)
<steven> im only 14
<Holy> In that case its not like anyone will notice it, you probably have a small penis that is developing.