#351 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Teressa> lol
<&Teressa> [12:09] <~Teressa> emma_pee :X You forgot your L lol
<&Teressa> Nothing like typing ya own name wrong.
#352 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Ostrich: I think the whole Open Source/Linux community is a bunch of furries....
Ostrich: Linux has that gay fat penguin
Ostrich: KDE has that faggot dragon
EcKstasy: Windows has that funny queer rainbow box
Ostrich: Suse has a stupid lizard or somethin
Ostrich: FreeBSD has that fucked up thing...
#353 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
Ostrich says: MySQL sucks
Ostrich says: With their fuckin dolphin
Ostrich says: Fuckin furfags
EcKstasy (ci) says: ?
EcKstasy (ci) says: random..
Ostrich says: It says that quotebucket shit uses MySQL
Ostrich says: That Dolphin just pisses me off
EcKstasy (ci) says: because it flicks the water off its tail at you MS-fags?
#354 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Konata> cancer isn't funny
<+Fersure> the cancer that is killing /b/
<@Konata> at least it isn't anal prolaspe
<@Konata> >>;
<+Fersure> What about the cancer that is killing /y/???
<+Fersure> :|
<@Konata> Boxxy?
<@Konata> I'm leaving now
<+Fersure> wut
#355 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]
<LolFail> oh! i can't wait until the tatoos on Boris's butt hear about this!
* Quits: LolFail (~LolFail@CIRC-85F85705.range81-158.btcentralplus.com) (*.net *.split)
#356 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<nameless> what light bulbs u use?
<Unnamed> Uh, those twisty twirly things... No idea the names. All I know is that they last for-fucking-ever.
<nameless> i had no idea!
<Unnamed> ?
<nameless> i had no idea u cared about the planet. :)
<Unnamed> ...
<Unnamed> Fuck the planet.
<nameless> .......
<Unnamed> I only use them because as I said, they last for-fucking-ever. I'd rather change 1 $20 bulb every 2 years then change 1 $4 bulb every week.
<nameless> omg ur mean
<Unnamed> The planet is fucked 3 ways from sunday anyway. Nothing we do will save it short of going back and living in caves and shit, because let's face it, that is never going to happen short of the apocalypse or something.
<nameless> ur wrong
<Unnamed> Yeah? Prove it.
<nameless> shut up
<Unnamed> Fuck the planet and fuck the bull shit Green Movement.
*nameless signed off*
//AIM chat, formatted to IRC to protect the SNs of those involved
#357 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Dodecahedron> Haha, shit. 60 seconds into the scan and there's already over 70 infected files.
<Unhuman> ...
<Unhuman> The fuck did you do, Shad?
<Dodecahedron> Nothing!
<Dodecahedron> That computer has Norton as a firewall.
<Dodecahedron> It's not my fault!
<Dodecahedron> Shit's a bitch to uninstall, too.
<Dodecahedron> "You can't uninstall this because this is running." "You can't uninstall that because this and this need it!" "You can't uninstall those because FUCK YOU!"
#358 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* jadew sets mode: -o jadew
<jadew> people used to hate me less when I wasn't opped
<+Shosholoza> don't worry, we'll hate you either way
<jadew> that's so nice of you :)
<+Anti-X> well, we love you, you know
<+Anti-X> sorry
<+Anti-X> hate you
<+Anti-X> you're my favorite romanian
<+Anti-X> that's how much i hate you
<jadew> ya, I hate you too <3
<+Anti-X> the only of my lists where you're on top, is the list of romanians
<+Anti-X> and if that doesn't say "I hate your guts", I don't know what does
#359 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* kirbyrocks pulls out his penis?
* Crasy has quit (Quit: sleep)
<Rafa> You made Crasy faint?
<kirbyrocks> I have that effect on people.
#360 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Lizardi> WFT
<Lizardi> *WT
<Lizardi> GAH
<Master`Scyphithik> lolol.
<Liontail> FAOL
<Lizardi> wtf
<Master`Scyphithik> WT!!!!!!11!!!!
<Liontail> FAIL*
<Lizardi> wtfwtfwtfwtf
#361 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* knuck Winamp 5 || Now playing: ([3844/7681] DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames - [Inhuman Rampage]) ¤ (NOT_AVAILABLE File) ¤ Length: (2:12/7:23) ¤ BitRate: (224kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (44khz) :D/-< :D|-< :D\-<
<knuck> \m/
<knuck> i can sing this
<knuck> i thought i couldnt but it's pretty easy
<Legion> you can't play it though
<Legion> but that's ok
<Legion> neither can dragonforce
<Legion> }=D
<Legion> ULTRA BEATDOWN
#362 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Tordek> I just learned COBOL to insult someone >_>
<Jalut> haha
<Jalut> you did it for all the right reasons then
#363 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
* RMC069 has joined #redmilkcrate
* RMC069 is now known as China
* RMC467 has joined #redmilkcrate
* Andy is now known as OlympicCommittee
<OlympicCommittee> CHINA
<China> me so horney. ya ahahaha would you like a eggroll
* RMC937 has joined #redmilkcrate
<China> brb communist
<OlympicCommittee> CHINA GET BACK HERE
<China> hello hello i am back
<China> I WAS COOKING DOG
<OlympicCommittee> CHINA WE SUSPECT YOU OF HAVING UNDERAGE GYMNASTS
* RMC467 is now known as ChineseGymnast
<ChineseGymnast> Look at my undeveloped body
<ChineseGymnast> BRB EGGROLL
<OlympicCommittee> CHINA PLEASE PROVE THAT THEY ARE OF PROPER AGE
<China> okay we shall produce some papers for you. yes yes right away
<China> BRB LEAVING BABY GIRLS ON MOUNTAIN
* ChineseGymnast is now known as ChinesePapers
* ChinesePapers SAYS THAT THESE GYMNASTS ARE OF PROPER AGE
<OlympicCommittee> Okay China
<OlympicCommittee> Let me get this straight
<China> BRB HARVESTING RICE
<OlympicCommittee> CHINA GET BACK HERE
<China> WHAT
<China> I HAVE MANY RICE PADDY
<OlympicCommittee> LISTEN CLOSELY CHINA
<China> yes you so silly
<China> ching chong nip nong nong
<OlympicCommittee> It seems to me that you could easily forge these papers
<China> BRB SWEATSHOP
* China has quit IRC (Quit: China)
Comment: irc.kbfail.net #redmilkcrate
#364 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Caboose> LolFail kill peer
* LolFail minces peer
<~peer> no u
#365 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking
<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.
<peng> yes
<peng> the government makes up an airplane
<peng> with a passenger list and all
<peng> to coincide with the WTC
<kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass
<peng> this shit goes deep man
<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."
<kisama> "have a teddy bear"
<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets.
#366 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
#367 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of
#368 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools
#369 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off
#371 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free, unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41
#372 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point
#373 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner
#374 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)
#375 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.
#376 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..
#378 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy?
<chisoxiest> "i can't reach that"
<chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough"
<chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now
#379 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote us. :|
#380 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse
#381 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity)
<guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
<Dipstick> NO!
<Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :
#382 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* JosephKer on 2.4.14
<Snarf> exciting ;>
<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though
<Snarf> nice ;>
<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies
<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men
<JosephKer> hehe
<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!
<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel
<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
#383 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick 404." my first thought was "oh shit...this guy must be impotent as all hell if his dick is missing."
#384 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<AlmtyBob> god my ball-sweat smells good
<AlmtyBob> too bad I have a cold 8(
<AlmtyBob> can hardly smell it
<skmt> yeah.
<skmt> ball sweat has a weird smell.
<SD-Washu> mine fucking stinks
<AlmtyBob> it's like coffee though
<AlmtyBob> doesn't taste as good as it smells
<mdl> AlmtyBob: dude
<mdl> you taste your nutsaq sweat?
<skmt> you only need to sniff your hand after you beat it, fool.
<AlmtyBob> lets just say it's a good thing my cum smells bad
#385 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid.
<Kazz> Even when he's 40.
<JDigital> hee
<Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?"
<Kazz> "Fuck off, dad."
<Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins?
* Silkenray laughs
<Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words
#386 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<cardcheat> nall, by your best estimate, how many negros are currently on zirc
<jre> Rate it from "not crisis level" vs. "crisis level"
<jre> Keep in mind any number higher than 1 is "crisis level"
<Nall> no idea =( here I was working weeks on my nigger detector and it all died when my HD crashed
<jre> WHY WE COULD BE INFESTED, NALL!
<jre> ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SYMANTEC NIGGERSHIELD UP-TO-DATE
#387 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
#388 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<imaginary> why is bucket all weird today
<@Mantissa> Bucket isn't weird. He just keeps getting more and more awesome.
<Numbers> Bucket, ewoks?
<Bucket> Can't talk, zombies!
<@relsqui> hahaha what
<Numbers> Bucket, are ewoks tasty?
<Bucket> That is not an Uluru correction.
<Numbers> -.-
<Bucket> Blizzard's success is due to slaying their programmers as part of a necromantic ritual allowing them to rise again as one of the undead, thus able to code 24/7 without needing food, drink, time off for sleep or bodily functions.
<@Mantissa> Can't code, zombies!
#389 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+AJ> AJ> great
<+AJ> <AJ> now he's fapping
<+AJ> <AJ> youwon't see him until tonight now
<+AJ> <Nick> lol
<+AJ> * Nick helps
<+AJ> Nick's helping Jobe fap??? :|
<+AJ> orgy? :|
#390 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Wack0> hey
<Wack0> i am here
<hexagram> hey
<hexagram> But is icefire here?
<Wack0> no idea
<Wack0> icefire, you there ?
* Dig-out smacks icefire around
<Dig-out< ice you code like a girl!
<Dig-out< nope hes not around
#391 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Dr_BadSpoon> gum stuck in facial hair = worst thing ever
<Dr_BadSpoon> fuck.
#392 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Creptio> im dual booting windows..
<+Creptio> accept i kinda fucked up my boot
<+G-Brain> accepted
<+Creptio> shut up Gbrain
<%BSDGurl> lol
<+G-Brain> :D
#393 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Rafa> I'm starting to think that this is the longest that my router's stayed online without randomly rebooting.
* Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
#395 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Sebas> I want to start a band without drums or bass guitars. We'll call ourselves The Beatless.
#396 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
// snipped some unrelated stuff
<+RageMachine> a 2 week old kitty
<Sienna> steal it
<EcKstasy> kill it
#397 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
DeathAdder says: What the fuck is the command to set +AO?
EcKstasy: there is no +AO
EcKstasy: but there is +ao
DeathAdder: Whatever.
EcKstasy: /mode channel +ao nick nick
#398 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<&Teressa> http://news.aol.com/article/bull-in-supermarket/446699?icid=main|aim|dl1|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fbull-in-supermarket%2F446699
<~Eck> a bull in ireland? WTF?
#399 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
* bermejo (n=bermejo@151.Red-83-61-11.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined ##freebsd
<bermejo> hi all
<bermejo> how do you split hdd of 500GB in partition for mail/web server ¿?
<silverblade> Precision cutting with a junior hacksaw
<hiredman> I draw a line and toss the hard drive into the air
<hiredman> what lands west of the line is for the web, east for the mail
<silverblade> high powered lasers
<ecmuller> in all seriousness though
<ecmuller> ninjas
#400 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Iced_Plasma> when I was a freshman in highschool, there was a kid in my class, real snotty and full of himself
<Iced_Plasma> one day early on in the year, I started calling him cinnamon buns after seeing Demitri Martin's stand-up routine
<Iced_Plasma> I'd call him cinnamon buns all the time
<Iced_Plasma> loudly, in crowds
<Iced_Plasma> people would ask me why I called him that and I'd say in a mocking, transcendental tone of voice "I don't know, he thinks he's cool, he started calling himself cinnamon buns"
<Iced_Plasma> and I'd do it unrelentingly
<Iced_Plasma> soon, the name stuck
<Iced_Plasma> everyone called this kid cinnamon buns. fellow classmates. upper classmen. teachers
<Iced_Plasma> he got a girlfriend in his senior year. They had sex and she seriously screamed out "buns" during sex
<PY> lmfao
<Iced_Plasma> few people knew his real name
<hiten> rofl
<hiten> the teachers
<Iced_Plasma> but everybody knew cinnamon buns
<Iced_Plasma> but it was great. By that time, nobody even remembered the origins of cinnamon buns. but I still had my moment of immense satisfaction as I listened to the relayed story from his girlfriend about how she accidentally yelled buns during sex
