#401 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Heratique: i should go to bed
Heratique: goddammit I lack even the motivation to sleep!
Yuzaan: wow
Yuzaan: my kinda woman
#402 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<%Boxer> "Eating red meat increases death rish by 30%" So what, now there's a 130% chance I'm going to die?
#403 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Bapa> Hello beautiful, flawless people of #MOOP.
<godsprophet> sorry, none of those people are here right now
<godsprophet> please leave a message after the long, awkward silence
<Bapa> What makes it awkward?
<sui> i'm naked.
#405 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<+ajrez> same job when i moved across the street the cubes were lower, typical gray, and huge, 8x10 or something
<+ajrez> at that location i ran some 2x4s up to 7' and covered my cube with camoflage netting
<+ajrez> so in the middle of this giant room filled with cubes there was this bunker in the middle of it
<+ajrez> CEO would give tours to investors... "and that over there is the security team" "ohhhhhhh" /knowing nods/
#406 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
Un-named: fucking russian/polish whatever the fuck immigrants outside arguing or some shit with their jibberish language, fucking government should throw those fucking theiving bastards out of the country and stop this credit crunch bollox
Un-named: "oooh free health care, jobs, money, im going to the UK to fleece it" (minus the english language, obviously)
Another-un-named: Haha aye
Un-named: close the flood gates and that stupid fucking french <=> uk tunnel
//Names removed incase the faggotry russians/polish people end up bombing them.
#407 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy: give me your gf so i can sperm in her mouth
EcKstasy: jk
Anthony: She used to be a guy mind
EcKstasy: wat
#408 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<&LolFail> Come on baby, let's go play schoolgirl and guy who has sex with schoolgirls!
<&LolFail> brb, sex
#409 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
#410 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
#411 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a !"#$ search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
#412 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<RsConqueror> I was building a collection of scat porn to put on the desktops of people I hate
<RsConqueror> then I realised I was downloading scat porn when I could be downloading good porn
<RsConqueror> and so I gave up
<Ceilidh> >.<
<Askee> Fail.
<RsConqueror> Ceilidh would have recieved "brazil girl loves horses too much in the butt.avi"
<Askee> Ooo
<Askee> I LOVE that one
<Ceilidh> ...you hate me?
<RsConqueror> askee would get SWAP.avi
<Askee> :(
<Zero_Satisfaction> Nothing for me? D:
<RsConqueror> skuds would get 2girls1cup
<RsConqueror> Zero_Satisfaction, you get "big black daddy loved big black stallion.mpeg"
<Zero_Satisfaction> Damn reruns
#413 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
#414 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
#415 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
#416 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
#418 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
#419 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
#420 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<MasterG> .......................................................................................................
<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
#421 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~discordia> stfu
<~discordia> all of you
<~discordia> that's what I thought
<~discordia> fuck with me nao
<~discordia> I'll keel you
<Sienna> shut up nigger
* Quits: Sienna (Sienna@END-61DC4127.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) ([irc.removede.ws] Local kill by discordia (cya later))
#422 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<&openProxy> Eck: I killed ubuntu :|
<~Eck> ?
<&openProxy> I updated to 9.04 and somehow killed it o_O
<~Eck> 9.04 ftl
<&openProxy> I reformatted my hard drive.. I can't even download wubi D:<
<~Eck> >.>
#423 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Mylissa1212_> MM you should try eHarmony , If you don't find a match with in 6 months... You get 6 months free
<+Mylissa1212_> Never know might find you a hot mama
<+Mylissa1212_> lol
<MMcandyland> banned from eHarmony
#424 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<@Host> why would u want online dating sites when u have Middle schools.
#425 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~discordia> oreos + vanilla ice creme = win
<@Host> oreos + vanilla ice creme + Host = diarrhea
#426 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~discordia> RageMachine: Yes but you don't know enough to find out the encryption routine
#427 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Teressa> LolFail, Wheres your master?
<+LolFail> in bed with Madonna
<~Teressa> lmao!
<+Queenie> hahaha
<~Teressa> LolFail, Are you lieing again?
<+LolFail> Yeah want a go? :)
<~Teressa> haha nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo LolFail
<+LolFail> the grotesque monster-boy avoids the issues! just what does he plan on doing about the size of Queenie's giant head? If I am elected, Teressa's head will be removed, and filled with salted nuts!
#428 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Eck> and bitch get back on my server
* Liber lol's
* Eck quits
<&Liber> Dude, go ahead. By all means.
<Eck> fair do's
* Disconnected ().
#429 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
EcKstasy: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger swine flu nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger kill nigger the nigger mexicans nigger nigger nigger nigger
#430 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
-Global- [Eck] sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
-Global- [Eck] sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
-Global- [Eck] sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
-Global- [Eck] sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
#431 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Eck> MORE POLICE RAIDS, AROUND 5 DIFFERENT TOWNS
<~Eck> -caps
<~Eck> near me+
<&openProxy> :o
<~Eck> because of that massive warehouse of pot trees they found last month, remember i said in here
<~Eck> epic
<~Eck> was like a jungle, but in a warehouse
<~Eck> http://video.stv.tv/bc/news-090323-e2-cannabis/
<~Eck> watch the video
<&openProxy> NO U
<~Eck> FUCKING WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO.
#432 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<JaneFonda> OH MY GAWD!
<JaneFonda> I didn't DC!
<JaneFonda> :D
* JaneFonda (Me@28D15449.CB434EFC.3029824.IP) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
#433 (+|-) (Rated: -5) [QDigg / QShare]
<+Eck> .
<@Jobe> Eck: good point
<+agent-smith> hit the nail on the head there.
#434 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+LolFail> Quote 434 has just been approved (http://quotebucket.org/434)
<~discordia> .latest
<+LolFail> Quote: 434 Rating: 0 URL: http://quotebucket.org/434
<+LolFail> <+Lekon> Oddly enough in fable 2 I AM queerbait somehow
<+LolFail> <+Lekon> All the gay guys in bowerstone are trying to marry my guy
<+LolFail> <+HereticMachine> Sent.
<+LolFail> <+Lekon> Its a Halo above my head, not a steering wheel for my mouth bastards.
<~discordia> that was already approved
<~discordia> back in like 288
<~discordia> .quote 288
<+LolFail> Quote: 288 Rating: 0 URL: http://quotebucket.org/288
<+LolFail> <+Lekon> Oddly enough in fable 2 I AM queerbait somehow
<+LolFail> <+Lekon> All the gay guys in bowerstone are trying to marry my guy
<~discordia> see
<+LolFail> <+HereticMachine> Sent.
<+LolFail> <+Lekon> Its a Halo above my head, not a steering wheel for my mouth bastards.
<EcKstasy> fucking duplicates
<EcKstasy> bah
#435 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<EvilNekoSpork> ...wtf
<EvilNekoSpork> ok
<EvilNekoSpork> I typed "the seven dragon balls" into google earth
<EvilNekoSpork> it centered on southwest florida
#436 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<Cockroach_wet> do you know how I can force my recycle bin to empty?
<Cockroach_wet> I can't get it to access the files
<@Jobe> :S
<Cockroach_wet> even from the command line
<@Jobe> dunno
<@Jobe> :/
<@Jobe> anyway nighjt
<Cockroach_wet> nn
<+Eck> rm -rf /
<LolFail> Idiot.
<+Eck> lol
<+agent-smith> cockroach do you have windows XP or vista.
<Cockroach_wet> xp
<+agent-smith> I found one thing that says in the command prompt to type rd /s /q "c:\recycler"
<Cockroach_wet> tried it
<+agent-smith> are you not able to access the recycle bin at all and that's why you're trying to force it to empty?
<Cockroach_wet> I have 4 hidden avi files in there, the rest of it emptied
<+Eck> im guessing the avi files = porn
#437 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
* Choroidpassforgo (n=Choroid@68-191-68-081.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com) has joined #srl
<Choroidpassforgo> i forgot my password
<Choroidpassforgo> darn it
* Choroidpassforgo is now known as Choroid
<Choroid> yay
<Choroid> i thought u put <> around your password when you logged in
<R0b0t1> ...
<R0b0t1> Are you serious?
#438 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Austone> If I am not mistaken California Penal Code Section 12020 makes it a Felony to possess a Multi-Burst Trigger Activator.
<Vursitis> If I'm not mistaken, the California Penal Code makes it a felony to breathe...
#439 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<~Fudler> a:D
<~Fudler> oh that
<~Fudler> thats just an emoticon of me
<Mauver> that is a good hat
<~Fudler> wearing a hat with a curled flap
<Mauver> oh that is your hair
<Mauver> oh
<Mauver> oh no it's a hat
<~Fudler> don't mind me
<Mauver> it's a
<Mauver> very good hat
<~Fudler> i wear hats indoors all the time
<~Fudler> im a professional
<~Fudler> ive got everything under wraps
<~Fudler> yes i know my hat looks like a kettle
<Mauver> the best place
<~Fudler> but if you will just
<Mauver> to wear hats
<Mauver> is inside of a house
<~Fudler> bear with me for a moment
<Mauver> okay
<Mauver> wait i'm going to go
<~Fudler> im trying to find my new hat
<Mauver> brush my teeth
<Mauver> pearly whites
<~Fudler> G:D
<~Fudler> how do you like it
<~Fudler> hey i dont think your teeth dont want to see my fabulous new hat
#440 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]
<EcKstasy> im going to work for cern
<EcKstasy> blow the place up
<EcKstasy> kthx
<~discordia> then i'll be set
<~discordia> lawl
<~discordia> cern ftw
<EcKstasy> lawl
<EcKstasy> MON' THE SWEDES
<EcKstasy> jk
<+LolFail> Ow my eyes :(
<~discordia> lockheed martin is about 25 minutes from my house
<EcKstasy> edinburgh university is about 30 minutes from me
<EcKstasy> +
<~discordia> nice
<EcKstasy> i was a technician there for a few months until i got caught shagging a pupil
<EcKstasy> lawl
#441 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<~discordia> anyway i'm gonna go find my tweezers so I can masturbate then go to bed
<~discordia> peace
#442 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
<%Eck> !kick Nick
<@Nick> :o
<@Nick> !k Eck dnt try and kick me bitch :P
--> You have been kicked from #KBIRC by CServe ((Nick) dnt try and kick me bitch :P)
#443 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<Eck> and, i've got a fucking worm in my ear; due to having an old piercing thats not had anything in there
<Eck> well not a worm
<Eck> just puss
<Phill-X> :P
<DeathAdder> Take a needle and poke the bitch.
<DeathAdder> It'll drain out.
<Eck> ive done it loads of times, it always comes back at the same time of year
<Eck> :/
<DeathAdder> Lame.
<Phill-X> :|
<DeathAdder> Mine does the same thing, except I've never had a piercing.
<Eck> never get your ear pierced, if you haven't yet
* Eck finds a needle
<Eck> not an inside joke
<DeathAdder> Better than getting your cock pierced.
<Eck> -.-
<Eck> lmfao fuck that
<DeathAdder> I'd only want one kind of white, gooey substance leaving my cockhead.
<Eck> puss and heck knows what else
<Eck> infections
<Eck> aids
<DeathAdder> Lawl.
<Eck> lol
<Eck> contaminated pussy juice
<Phill-X> lol
<Eck> xD
<Phill-X> LMFAO
<DeathAdder> Place a bio-hazard sticker on that bitch.
#444 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg / QShare]
<&DeathAdder> You break the Lawl, sir.
<&DeathAdder> You go to jail.
<&DeathAdder> Where a fatty like you belong.
<&DeathAdder> Getting ass-raped.
<&DeathAdder> Like a Bawss.
#445 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<&openProxy> Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
#446 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+ToaSty> sup
<+ToaSty> iphone chat rules
* ToaSty (irchon@insom.org) Quit (Client exited)
<+LolFail> Mmm toasty.
#447 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
<Vimera> If I was on my deathbed with swine flu, I'd say "bring me a live pig!"
<Vimera> "because I didn't catch it from one, I feel cheated out of a good pig fucking"
<Cashier> <<
* Cashier snirks
<Vimera> what are they gonna do, call me a sick fucker?
#448 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]
<+k0tash> I once had a hard drive clunk-clicking
<+k0tash> Strange noises, wierd sounds and tick-ticking
<+k0tash> I thought I would wait
<+k0tash> And procrastinate...
<+k0tash> but now all my data is missing :(
#449 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg / QShare]
* Eeyore sets mode: +b *!*@host217-42-54-253.range217-42.btcentralplus.com!##wrongplanet
* Cathness was kicked by Eeyore (You are banned for violating the "treat each other with respect" rule, please don't insult other users.)
<Kassiane> ...what just happened, eeyore?
<Eeyore> Kassiane: Insulting of other users, 7-8 hours ago.
<Kassiane> *blink*
#450 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]
* sk8rgrl sets mode: +b SwineFlu!*@*
<sk8rgrl> i have
<sk8rgrl> saved u all
