#38 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg > QShare]
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
#47 (+|-) (Rated: -2) [QDigg > QShare]
<~Ryu> SteveUK: why the cunt is TrustedInstaller (Vista service) using so much CPU
<~Ryu> Azrael-: Blame Vista.
<~Ryu> Bladezor: Welcome to Vista, enjoy your stay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay -ay ayyyyyyy *ERROR* *CRASH*
<~Ryu> *** AzuiSleet quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Alakala quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Louti quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> *** Marine quit (*.net *.split)
<~Ryu> phenex: ... they were using vista
#1235 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
* ~Novu_Ferret watches bad things happen in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
<~Novu_Ferret> And now it will quickly progress to an unspeakable act
<+LagFoxx> horse raep?
<~Novu_Ferret> Somewhat more unspeakable than that
<+LagFoxx> killing the stillborn with a severed head?
<~Novu_Ferret> Okay, not quite that bad
#2060 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
AC: Use Functional Programming!
smitty_one_each: In the face of the overwhelming popularity of dysfunctional programming?
smitty_one_each: Oh, you maverick, you.
#2395 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<jvellos> One thing I don't understand, though, is why they're called "corn rows."
<jvellos> Shouldn't black people be calling them, "cotton rows?"
#626 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
omgwtfbbq says: im scared
omgwtfbbq says: im hooked on DBZ now
EcKstasy (ci) says: wtf is dbz?
omgwtfbbq says: dragon ball Z
EcKstasy (ci) says: dude
EcKstasy (ci) says: pokemon fgt
omgwtfbbq says: N
omgwtfbbq says: O
omgwtfbbq says: NEVER
EcKstasy (ci) says: yeah well they're all the same kids cartoons to me
EcKstasy (ci) says: .
omgwtfbbq says: not really
omgwtfbbq says: rbrb
EcKstasy (ci) says: not to you, you're onl 14
EcKstasy (ci) says: its normal for oyu
#421 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<~discordia> stfu
<~discordia> all of you
<~discordia> that's what I thought
<~discordia> fuck with me nao
<~discordia> I'll keel you
<Sienna> shut up nigger
* Quits: Sienna (Sienna@END-61DC4127.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) ([irc.removede.ws] Local kill by discordia (cya later))
#1947 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
InfernalTempestX: my dad thought tom from myspace was some wierd old guy
InfernalTempestX: he saw my emails
InfernalTempestX: and was like who's tom from myspace?
InfernalTempestX: how did he get your email?
InfernalTempestX: /facepalm
#1580 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Tom> woohoo!
<Tom> Turns out I have health insurance.
<[ka]killer> woohoo?
<[ka]killer> i thought you needed dental
<Tom> ...
<Tom> Turns out I have dental insurance!
#2420 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<+on3pk> So I'm watching the superbowl ads
<+on3pk> some of them are terrible
<+on3pk> its like someone opened up a stale can of "Annoying Internet Memes"... from 2006
#908 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
Naokohiro: I don't think it matters whether the girl is tall or not.
Naokohiro: To me, anyways.
Naokohiro: I care about personality.
Keeth: Jahahaaaa. Personality.
Antilominical: Nao is a homosexual.
Stephen001: Homo.
SpeyMan: Wow, what a queer.
#2269 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Random> and W1N9Zr0 was all like
<Random> NO VOICE FOR YOU
<Random> cause he's a nazi.
<&Nebi> he's no nazi, respect the guy, he does a lot for dairc
<Random> The Nazis worked hard for Hitler too
#248 (+|-) (Rated: -1) [QDigg > QShare]
<%Shayne> i need boobs
<%Shayne> female boobs
<%Shayne> from a female chest
<%Shayne> preferabbly attached
<%Shayne> to a female
<%Shayne> I'm so lonely :(
#1628 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
*Superpig prods Sol
<jonpv> no heavy petting
*Superpig prods Sol lightly
#2245 (+|-) (Rated: -3) [QDigg > QShare]
<HS^^> why do people protest tests on animals
<Paiz0rz> testing on animals is wrong
<HS^^> Paiz0rz what if you have some disease that could be cured through this
<Paiz0rz> HS^^: I'd gladly sacrifice my life for the life of my pet
<LoRez> Paiz0rz: and we welcome your sacrifice
<Paiz0rz> see LoRez sees my point. :P
#636 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
* Joins: Brian666 (brian@Briansnetwork.com)
* KarateBob sets mode: +b *!*@Briansnetwork.com
* [#wiihack] Banned- Brian666
* Brian666 was kicked by grrox (no pussy for you!)
#718 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<Raisin> Here's what I learned from Lifetime TV
<Raisin> Never go jogging or you'll get raped
#1542 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<cattellar> PeteThePup, what's the average life of zebras?
<PeteThePup> The average life of zebras: I assume you mean lifespan. Maybe like horses? I'll say an hour, since I've never seen one live longer than that.
#1733 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<kyle90> oh well, I'll just have to go see The Dark Knight
<Epsilon> in IMAX?
<kyle90> naturally
<Epsilon> that wasn't a question
<Epsilon> the ? was actually a ! curled up due to sheer awesomeness
#517 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#64 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg > QShare]
<@Eck> LolFail give Amanda a stick in the anus.
* LolFail gives Amanda a stick in the anus.
<~Amanda> I don't need LolFail's stick...apparently I use Rob's
<@Eck> LIES MINE
<@Eck> Mines bigger
<~Amanda> Prove it
<@Eck> TABLE OUT.
* Eck slaps it on the table measuring it against robs, like sausage meat on a italians work shop - I win.
#151 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg > QShare]
<&discordia> LolFail will you marry me?
<+LolFail> certainly
<+LolFail> Do you like my dicksack?
#1474 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Amanda> Dude no if ONE buys a tv the whole hood will share it for years
<Amanda> It's like a bartering system...only...without the barter
#1065 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<~connection> raged: You better keep your jew on a leesh or I'll fucking throw him in my oven next to the pizza.
#2179 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
Canti divides a desktop by zero
* Desktop has quit (Ping timeout)
<Tai> Woah,
#810 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
John: i need something perverted to say to my gf
John: i'm just not perverted and dont know anything about that stuff
Ethan: say "I want you inside of me."
John: okay
#1644 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when...
<Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.
#1749 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Fox> ahahaha, I just got team killed by "JesusloveU"
<Fox> he keeps running me over with a tank
<Fox> and he's spouting the bible over live...he sounds like he's 8
<Fox> he's been team killing like crazy, lecturing that playing violent games is a sin
<Fox> to repent in christ
#1959 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<Migs> I'd have loved to see a 5 year-old moshpit at Disney on Ice
#1506 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<+Caliginous> americant get health care
<+Caliginous> americant control iraq
<+Caliginous> americant win in afghan
#1702 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<@welt> oh man, the DJAI is reading like a chart for a cancer patient
<@welt> "I, I think I'm feeling better...oh wai..."
#751 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<~peer> only a beaner would know the name
<~peer> i tricked you
<~peer> self pwned
<~peer> cause its spanish
<@Host> only a UKain dont know shit like that
<@Host> counter self owned.
#639 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<+DeadSeraph> I have never in my life seen milk sold in a bag
<+viqas> i think i have
<+viqas> in pakistan
<+Scant> Cause they like making things difficult.
<+Primarch_Magnus> Tech support, for example.
#1720 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
JZarnecki: So I hooked up with a girl for the first time in like a year. She wasn't anything great to look at, but I'll take what I can get.
JZarnecki: Her occupation was USPS delivery.
JZarnecki: We eventually get down to business and I'm fucked up drunk and wearing a condom, but still manage to cum almost immediately because it had been so long. I pumped like 8 times it was terrible. She was pissed
JZarnecki: Anyways, the next when i wake up shes already gone and i shit you not, there is a "Failure to Deliver" notice from her stuck on my door.
EJAYwarrior42: Give me her new number, I need to invite her to the league of internet superheroes.
#426 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<~discordia> RageMachine: Yes but you don't know enough to find out the encryption routine
#1900 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<newb> shit
<newb> i just tried to throw my step brother a pepsi off the balcony
<newb> it went down and landed on a table someone was sat at
<newb> if i had a blog i'd be able to write HOLY SHIT I NEARLY JUST KILLED SOMEONE WITH A CAN OF PEPSI
#401 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
Heratique: i should go to bed
Heratique: goddammit I lack even the motivation to sleep!
Yuzaan: wow
Yuzaan: my kinda woman
#2350 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg > QShare]
<Leeann> Can't wait until christmas, it's going to be quality.
<Laura> Xmas is cancelled this year Leeann lol
<Leeann> Naw! it aint haha santas coming to my house :P
<Laura> The fat cunt told me it was cancelled this year, all im getting is an orange and a bit of coal :/
<Leeann> He told me you've been naughty and you're on the naughty list ;)
<Laura> aww what a wanker, he's totally lying. well thats the last favour I'm doing for that prick.
#1658 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<fahadsadah> Please can I have nathan's number?
<Dvyjones> No way.
<fahadsadah> OK, please can you pass on a message?
<fahadsadah> It's:
<fahadsadah> We're no strangers to love
<fahadsadah> You know the rules, and so do I
<fahadsadah> A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
<Dvyjones> Nope.
<fahadsadah> :(
#1202 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<S4M> what do you think of this design: http://i32.tinypic.com/2d0h21e.png
<peer> yeah not bad, doesn't look fluid though
<S4M> yeah its going to be fixed width
<S4M> Ragest: I'm fundrasing for me you and squibs
<peer> fixed width = gay
<peer> rule 1 in web design, you need to think about other screen resolutions apart from your own
<peer> didnt you read "the small black book of web design"?
<peer> provided by w3c :P
<&Xires> S4M; design looks fantastic
* S4M (sam@EScript-BF973A0F.cdif.cable.ntl.com) has quit (Quit: S4M)
<peer> see what you did
#1121 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
#1341 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina
#894 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
EcKstasy: open your mouth i need a piss
Host: everytime u say somethign like that, it makes me want to shoot u in the fuking head
EcKstasy: nigga couldnt shoot a pidgeon nevermind a human
Host: shooting a pidgeon is harder.
Host: self pwned
EcKstasy: not if it cant fly
EcKstasy: reverse owned
#1210 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
JonnyPP: Treval: do you do support?
Treval: Support?
JonnyPP: yeah, still like this channel, help friends reinstall win on their old machines, update drivers for your dad, sit with girls through boring program installations trying to get laid.. support.
#1156 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<~connection> reality?
<~connection> EXTRA PWNT
<+EcKstasy> RETALITY
<~connection> 2 HIT C-C-C-C-C-OMBO
<+EcKstasy> L2INGLESFUCKINGBEANZOR
<~connection> retality isn't a word
<+EcKstasy> Retaliate
<+EcKstasy> Retaliate Re*tal"i*ate, v. i.
<+EcKstasy> To return like for like; specifically, to return evil for
<+EcKstasy> evil; as, to retaliate upon an enemy.
<+EcKstasy> [1913 Webster]
<+EcKstasy>
<+EcKstasy> l2dicktionary
<~connection> yes
<~connection> retaliate
<~connection> not
<~connection> retality
<+EcKstasy> short for retality
<~connection> how is retaliate short for retality?
<+EcKstasy> short for retaliate
<~connection> by like 2 characters?
<+EcKstasy> why not?
<+EcKstasy> fuk is short for fuck
<+EcKstasy> l2ingles
<~connection> lawl
<+EcKstasy> lawlawlalw
#346 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to do it, but I have to get to college somehow.
#1489 (+|-) (Rated: 0) [QDigg > QShare]
omarhajji99: hjjj
omarhajji99 has buzzed you!
segin11: fuck off
omarhajji99: hiiiii
segin11: fuck off
omarhajji99: no
segin11: fuck off
omarhajji99: why
segin11: fuck off
segin11: stupid arab
omarhajji99: where are u from
segin11: fuck u
segin11: fuck off and go away
omarhajji99: is thi yor favour
segin11: Yes, please fuck off and go away.
