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#436 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<Cockroach_wet> do you know how I can force my recycle bin to empty?
<Cockroach_wet> I can't get it to access the files
<@Jobe> :S
<Cockroach_wet> even from the command line
<@Jobe> dunno
<@Jobe> :/
<@Jobe> anyway nighjt
<Cockroach_wet> nn
<+Eck> rm -rf /
<LolFail> Idiot.
<+Eck> lol
<+agent-smith> cockroach do you have windows XP or vista.
<Cockroach_wet> xp
<+agent-smith> I found one thing that says in the command prompt to type rd /s /q "c:\recycler"
<Cockroach_wet> tried it
<+agent-smith> are you not able to access the recycle bin at all and that's why you're trying to force it to empty?
<Cockroach_wet> I have 4 hidden avi files in there, the rest of it emptied
<+Eck> im guessing the avi files = porn


#2215 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

Trivia: 117. Lyrics: We know the game and we're gonna play it?
KaiserD: um
Middea: new kids on the block
Blues: Never gonna give you up!
Trivia: Hint: Never Go*** **** *** ** *** ******
Middea: never gonna give you up
KaiserD: never gonna give you up
Trivia: Hint: Never Go**a *i*e *ou U* *** A***e*
Zrekt: never gonna give you up by rick astley
Blues: Never gonna Give you up Rick Astley
Middea: never gonna give you up by rick astley
KaiserD: nevver gonna give you up rick astley
Middea: bot is rick rolling us
KaiserD: there is no by
Keha: ^^
Trivia: Hint: Never Go**a *i*e *ou U* *** Astley
Emotions: I was thinking that as well
Blues: Never Gonna give you up Rik Astley
Emotions: think it's Ric?
Bijorn: Never gonna give you up Ric Astley
KaiserD: never gonna give you up ric astley
Masahiko: Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley
Blues: wtf is it 3 letters?
Emotions: Sir?
Trivia: Time's up! The answer was: Never Gonna Give You Up Rck Astley
KaiserD: rickrolled
Middea: wow fail bot really rick rolled us
Blues: it should have linked a video
Emotions: Frak, I was thinking the same thing
Keha: doh
Zrekt: THE DAY WHEN A CHATROOM FULL OF INTERNET NERDS GETS A RICK ASTLEY TRIVIA QUESTION WRONG


#288 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Lekon> Oddly enough in fable 2 I AM queerbait somehow
<+Lekon> All the gay guys in bowerstone are trying to marry my guy
<+HereticMachine> Sent.
<+Lekon> Its a Halo above my head, not a steering wheel for my mouth bastards.


#2360 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<@Hsab> anyone know a good free porn site?
<steeve> youporn?
<@Hsab> yeah i porn, what of it?


#2349 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

Topic is '...Rindy passed away at 9:55pm mountain time wed Dec 16 2009 ... She will be the most Missed person i have ever had the honor to know! I will always Love You .. ern'
Joins: Rindy (~Rindy@NetAdmin.420-hightimes.com) [16 users]
Rindy sets mode: +q Rindy


#1555 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<%ste|ve> the entire of UK just got rick rolled
<%ste|ve> rick roll went on the BBC news
<+Chronopolous> was it fullscreen or in a story
<%ste|ve> there doing an artice on the internet phonomenam
<%ste|ve> it started in fullscreen
<%ste|ve> then said
<%ste|ve> about this
<&Mephistopheles> Dear god, you fuckers are going to get Astley back on the charts!


#703 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<&Eck> why the FUCK do you go to a network full of immigrants?
<~Matty> lol
<~Matty> just for the crack
<&Eck> that was the gayest thing ive ever heard


#2354 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Xagor> I just bought some ice cream and booze. Trying both the masculine AND feminine ways of getting over an aborted relationship :(


#79 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<%Boris> Show boris some lovin. = * Lolfail gives boris some stripping.


#463 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Tdiddy> but anyway, you do a girl in the pooper because you either respect her alot (ie serious girlfriend) or one you dont respect at all
<Tdiddy> there isnt much middle ground
<deBLOO> I dont know many serious chicks that would prefer the pooper...
<Dr_BadSpoon> I RESPECT YOU A LOT
<Dr_BadSpoon> SO I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS


#104 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Io> PENIS BECOMES ARM


#2489 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

Codi: You could always buy a RealDoll. Fuck her when you're horny, she just lays there and doesn't bitch about how you never put the seat down or take out the garbage, and you can just shove her in the closet when you're not stickin' it in her pooper.
Jason: wtf
Jason: I always put the seat down


#2369 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<%titan> !watch midget tranny bondage porn
<&Bdk> ^ SPAWN much?


#1522 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

[Jamie] experimentation and rape are too different things
[Jamie] one is consentual
[Jamie] the other is fucking illegal
[Blind-Summit] literally ;)


#1218 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Neo> so you know those peta campaigns, "I'd rather go naked than wear fur"?
<Neo> it's a pretty horrible idea when you think about it
<Neo> "stop eating animals or we'll keep showing you pics of hot chicks all naked like"
<Neo> yeah, brillant plan there guys


#414 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


#1186 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+peer> i bet you use hulahoops as cock rings
<+weeble> '
<+peer> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<+weeble> wanker


#421 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<~discordia> stfu
<~discordia> all of you
<~discordia> that's what I thought
<~discordia> fuck with me nao
<~discordia> I'll keel you
<Sienna> shut up nigger
* Quits: Sienna (Sienna@END-61DC4127.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) ([irc.removede.ws] Local kill by discordia (cya later))


#176 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Amzo> Scored with a 38 year old
<+Amzo> :D
<electrodude102> scored with a 15 year old
<electrodude102> :D
<+Amzo> I did that a few weeks back
<+Amzo> But she was a right little slag
<+Amzo> All like
<+Amzo> "I want you up to me tonight"
<+Amzo> "Oh lawl brb need to change my tampon brbrbr"
<+Amzo> Then puther wrapper in my pocket
<electrodude102> lol
<+Amzo> Groped me, then went to bed
<+Amzo> Whut da fook
<+Amzo> Fucking tease


#328 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* Visitor_13 (Java@EScript-83510A76.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com) has joined #Lobby
<~peer> hi thar Visitor_13
<Visitor_13> Hi babe.
<~peer> ...?
<+EFG> Bow-chicka...
<~peer> female?
<+EFG> THERE R NO GURLZ ON THA INTARWEBZ!
<Visitor_13> Sure
* Visitor_13 is now known as Amzo
<+LolFail> watch out for the moose
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +v Amzo
<~peer> AMZO YOU FUCKING FAG.


#1440 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<mmmmuuuuaccch> fuck u
<maplealmond> Is that an offer?
<mmmmuuuuaccch> your mother fucker
<maplealmond> You know, if you're going to insult someone, you could learn the proper grammar to do so first.
<maplealmond> "Your" implies possession.  So... My mother fucker what?
<maplealmond> I think you meant to say "You're a mother fucker" which would have had, you know, noun, verb, and a proper article
<maplealmond> Maybe you should study more and insult people on the internet less.
<mmmmuuuuaccch> you'r a mother fucker
<mmmmuuuuaccch> hehehehe
<mmmmuuuuaccch> halo
<maplealmond> Almost got it right.  You missed the 'e' but A for effort!
<mmmmuuuuaccch> you're a mother fucker
<maplealmond> I suppose I'm guilty as charged, I have, in fact, fucked many mothers, yours included.
<mmmmuuuuaccch> ...
<mmmmuuuuaccch> fuck u


#30 (+|-) (Rated: 20) [QDigg / QShare]

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF


#217 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

09:59 !IRC.FUCKYOU.COM *** Looking up your hostname...
09:59 !IRC.FUCKYOU.COM *** Found your hostname...
09:59 -!- Welcome to the PENIS network eckstasy!eckstasy@localhost
09:59 -!- Your host is IRC.FUCKYOU.COM, running PENIS 1.0
09:59 -!- This server was created Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:59:45 +0100
09:59 -!- IRC.FUCKYOU.COM PENIS 1.0 i
09:59 -!- MAXCHANNELS=10 NICKLEN=15 TOPICLEN=300 KICKLEN=300 are supported by this
09:59 -!- server
09:59 -!- CHANTYPES=# PREFIX=(ov)@+ CHANMODES=ovb,k,l,smntirc NETWORK=PENIS are
09:59 -!- supported by this server
09:59 -!- There are 1 users and  invisible on 1 servers
09:59 -!- Current Local Users: 1 Max: 1 (1
09:59 -!- connections)
09:59 -!- - IRC.FUCKYOU.COM Message of the Day -


#2366 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg / QShare]

// Atheme loads and joins services channel.
<+joker> Yup.
<+joker> That's real quick.
<+jburges> I need to add the alias for BotServ.
<+joker> Anope usually takes a few years loading up.
<+jburges> SPAWN would have done lost his virginity by the time it loaded. :/
<+joker> LOL
<+joker> OWNED


#246 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<&Karol> Teressa: do we have enough mods?
<&Rockbuddy> we have too many
<&Rockbuddy> karol, leave.


#2477 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Whorey> Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gasses.
<+duckie> why does that remind me of the holocaust.


#2438 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<g-unot> Dante dont fuck with me
<connection> o.O
<connection> lawl
<connection> wtf
<g-unot> that cupcake eating motherfucker
<Logik> yea how dare he eat cupcakes?
<Dante> stfu
<Dante> g-unot, i can fuck you all i want
<torn-treasure> Dante; why you wanna fuck g-unot?
<Logik> why... not?
<g-unot> oh once i catch this little punk at defcon
<g-unot> its going down
<Logik> fucking right in the middle of defcon?
<InfinatlyInked> sounds sexy
<Logik> on the floor?
<Logik> just one
<Logik> giant
<Logik> hacker orgy
<Logik> (_(_):D
<torn-treasure> ....
<torn-treasure> g-unot; so you're an exhibitionist?
<g-unot> nah
<g-unot> lol


#2238 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

* LolFail pleasures Badger with his tongue
<Nicmavr> rofl
<Paiz0rz> ew XD
<roguesmiler> dont go down on me
<Paiz0rz> LolFail go down on roguesmiler
* LolFail goes slowly down on roguesmiler
<Paiz0rz> :P
* roguesmiler goes slowly down on LolFail
* LolFail goes roguesmiler back with a ceiling, in accordance with the prophecy
* roguesmiler goes LolFail back with a ceiling, in accordance with the prophecy
* LolFail goes roguesmiler
* roguesmiler goes LolFail
<Paiz0rz> XD
* Nicmavr (n=Nicmavr@wikia/Nicmavr) has left ##Paigey ("brb")
* LolFail goes roguesmiler back with a bloke
* roguesmiler goes LolFail back with a bloke
<roguesmiler> wtf
* LolFail goes roguesmiler
* roguesmiler goes LolFail
* LolFail pics roguesmiler in return
* roguesmiler pics LolFail in return
<Paiz0rz> XD
<LolFail> What.
<roguesmiler> 0_0
<Paiz0rz> this
<Paiz0rz> is
<Paiz0rz> hilarity
* JNSamuel (n=JSamuel@unaffiliated/eckstasy) has joined ##paigey
* ChanServ gives voice to JNSamuel
<LolFail> Uh oh, it's jnsamuel.
<Paiz0rz> LolFail go down on roguesmiler
* LolFail goes slowly down on roguesmiler
<Nicmavr> LolFail: Talk like a human? O.o
* roguesmiler goes slowly down on LolFail
* LolFail vents roguesmiler in return
* roguesmiler vents LolFail in return
<LolFail> mmm


#898 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<skenmy> i feel it is very underused
<Reko> IRC is like a traditional part of the internet, it wouldn't be the internet without IRC
<giggsey> True
<Reko> just like the real world wouldn't be the real world without large cities having dark allies in which one can easily be ambushed
* stone takes Haz down a dark alley
<giggsey> That's 4chan, not IRC :P
<giggsey> Slight difference
<Reko> 4chan is less an "alley" and more a colonized landfill


#988 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

//snip
<&Sacred> What the fuck was up with that guy
<&Teressa> Dunno lol I was trying to talk to keep him here haha
<&Teressa> then go busy with a botnet
<&Teressa> got*
<~peer> WTF?
<~peer> llol
<~peer> you sounded like a skid there :P
<~peer> jk
<&Teressa> Lick me :P


#1261 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<Boxxy> i should become a rapper
<~Sacred> You'd be a better pop artist imo
<Boxxy> na na na sacred have a lick. tonight you're gonna ride by disco stick


#2150 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg / QShare]

<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|


#960 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

-->  Now talking on #hackers
<peer> HOW DO U COMPILE RXBOT
<~connection> I tink juu use Visual Basics on the .c files
<peer> LIES
<~connection> NO I LEARNED HOW FROM UNK
<~connection> !!!
<peer> I TRIED CLICKING "BUILD" BUT DEN MAH ANTIVIRANUS SAZ I HAD A VIRUS IN MY /WINDOWS DIRECTORY BUT THEN IT ROOTED ME WHAT DO I DO
<peer> classic case of a backdoor
<peer> CAN U HALP ME
<peer> I WILL SELL U CRYPTOR
<peer> lmfao
<peer> HALP
<~connection> UM, NOA YOU DOWNLOAD NETCAT AND TYPE netcat -v -l -p 31337 AND TELL ME JUU IP
<peer> R U GOINZ 2 DDOS MEH
<peer> I HAZ WINDOWS ME
<peer> SO AM PROTECTED
<~connection> NUU, I NEED TO PUT IP INTO MY FIXER PROGRAZ
<peer> WILL DAT FIX MAH WINDOWS ME
<~connection> YEZ ND EVEN MAEK IT INTO VISTA!!!
<peer> I LUFF VISTA
<~connection> I NOE RITE
<peer> HERE R MAH IP
<peer> 72.20.27.201
<peer> PLZFIX ET
<~connection> HAHAHA I SOCIAL ENGINED JUU NOW I PWNTZ JUU BAWX
<~connection> PWNTZ BY TURKISH HAX0R!!!
<peer> AW I LIKED U
<~connection> lol i'm SOOOOO posting this in the main chan
<peer> NOW I GOT 2 SET MAH RXBOT ON U AND ICMP PING MAD NUKE U


#1600 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<moot> why the fuck is everyone ignoring me?
<moot> ...
<moot> it's as if nothing I say matters :(


#1656 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

<dafunks> its 4am here
<dafunks> ive been drinking since 1pm midday
<dafunks> im pretty trashed
<ThirdKey> you are a better man than i
<ThirdKey> thats what you get for living across the pond
<kernowgringo> an alcohol problem?
<ThirdKey> no, 4am


#806 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Host> gayass bot
<+Host> -insom2- 1. LolFail (May 28 01:53): Welcome to Eggdrop! =]
<+Eck> ?
<+Host> -insom2- You have 1 note waiting on insom2.
<+Host> -insom2- For a list: /MSG insom2 NOTES <pass> INDEX
<+Eck> lol
<+Eck> yeah
<+Host> ur bot txt my bot
<+Eck> nope
<+Host> lesbianbts
<+Eck> its notes
<+Host> txt
<+Host> they hooking up
<+Host> so they shared #s
<+Eck> your bots male
<+Eck> fgt
<+Host> nah
<+Host> female
<+Eck> dude its set male in the config
<+Eck> l2eggdrop
<+Host> WELL ITS A LITTLE CONFUSED!


#824 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<+Eck> its been a quiet day on irc
<~Host> cuz ur a dick to everybody
<+Eck> no thats you
<+Eck> you hurt me feelings, fu.
<~Host> good
<+Eck> you have a big nose
<+Eck> there
<+Eck> take that
<+Eck> fgt
<~Host> i got lots of big things
<~Host> wanna see?
<+Eck> you probably have, you deformed fuck. but the only thing you have which isnt big, is your penis
<+Eck> self owned


#2371 (+|-) (Rated: 9) [QDigg / QShare]

<@SupraMad> so Nixtrix why didnt u go to uni?
<+MaLiCiOus> didnt go uni? so hes still bi?
<@SupraMad> LOL


#462 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

[@discordia] holy shit I made a gap in my teeth


#600 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<mathyboy> !clear Discordia
<@discordia> !clear users
-EScriptIRC- Permission denied.
<@discordia> fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<mathyboy> >.
<~peer> faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedd
<~peer> !clear ops
-EScriptIRC:#lobby- CLEAR OPS command from peer
* services.escriptirc.com sets mode: -oooooooooooo discordia peer Coldzero StatServ KrypTiK1 openProxy[a] Sacred Jobe ES-BOPM EScriptIRC breathoffire SPAWN
* services.escriptirc.com sets mode: -q peer
* services.escriptirc.com sets mode: -aaaaaa KrypTiK1 openProxy[a] Sacred Jobe EScriptIRC breathoffire
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o EScriptIRC
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +a EScriptIRC
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o breathoffire
<discordia> :O
<peer> o shit
<discordia> NUUU


#1002 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

* peer puts that in
<R616765> hm, push it in further
<~peer> you fucking faggot
<R616765> i like it rough, and i'm not too tight


#530 (+|-) (Rated: 4) [QDigg / QShare]

<~James> I added brian to access
<~M> mm
<Brian> meh..I have mIRC but I make it so scripts don't fuck with channels too much
<&Eck> maybe your failbot removed it
<&Eck> -.-
<~James> no services aren't working
<~James> -.-
<~M> xD
<~James> fail
<&Eck> they are..
<~James> nope
<~M> there up
<Brian> They are
<~James> not responding to me
<Brian> lol
<&Eck> !k james
* Bfl has kicked James from #lounge (Requested (Eck))
* James (pc@NetAdmin.DemonIRC) has joined #lounge
<&Bfl> [James] 'Ż'.¸¸.'Ż'YO'Ż'.¸¸.'Ż'
* Bfl sets mode: +q #lounge James
* Bfl sets mode: +o James
<~Exempt> Welcome Back James!
<&Eck> see, they work
<~James> THAT IS IT
<Brian> cause you fail.....
<Brian> xd
<~M> brian
* You have been killed by James ((gone))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
-->  Now talking on #lounge
* Topic for #lounge is: (ŻŻŻ Brutal Force Lounge ŻŻŻ)' '(ŻŻŻ DemonIRC Standard ports: 6667-6669 ~ SSL: 6697 ŻŻŻ)
* Topic for #lounge set by James at Thu May  7 22:36:29 2009
* Eck sets mode: +q Eck
* services.* sets mode: +r Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +a #lounge Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +o Eck
<~Exempt> Welcome Back Eck!
* You have been killed by James ((gone))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).
-->  Now talking on #lounge
* Topic for #lounge is: (ŻŻŻ Brutal Force Lounge ŻŻŻ)' '(ŻŻŻ DemonIRC Standard ports: 6667-6669 ~ SSL: 6697 ŻŻŻ)
* Topic for #lounge set by James at Thu May  7 22:36:29 2009
* Eck sets mode: +q Eck
* services.* sets mode: +r Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +a #lounge Eck
* Bfl sets mode: +o Eck
<~M> wb Eck
<&Eck> mother fucker
<~Exempt> Matty
<~M> what
* Exempt (12516@you.are.exempted) has quit (Z:lined (no reason))
* Guest_ (Guest_@DemonIRC-D3D63586.range86-128.btcentralplus.com) has quit (Z:lined (no reason))
<~M> Meh
<%mathyboy> ..............
<~M> he wuz gunna tell me something D:
<~M> remove it
<~M> so i can see what he says
* James (Java@DemonIRC-D3D63586.range86-128.btcentralplus.com) has joined #lounge
<~M> Oh
<~M> lol
<~M> wb
<James> FUCKING ASSHOLE
<James> M
<~M> what were u gunna say
<&Eck> shut your mouth
<James> I'M GONE UNTIL THIS BITCH IS OUT OF HERE


#1661 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

xanderstrike: nah, i've already got plans
xanderstrike: i've got a date
noino: really? with who
xanderstrike: this girl from elementary school
noino: ...
noino: i knew you were a perv but really, elementary?
xanderstrike: MY OLD*
xanderstrike: MY OLD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
xanderstrike: that would be neat though


#2403 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg / QShare]

<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf


#2225 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg / QShare]

(Jordan) Deathvalley122 wants the pussy
(Jordan) He'll never get it though
* Jordan pats head
(&Deathvalley122) -.-
(Caleb) LMFAO!!!


#72 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg / QShare]

EcKstasy says: i got a mask in my back garden
EcKstasy says: lmfao
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: lmfao
EcKstasy says: no seriously
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: so ur the ultimate hacker
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: lmao
EcKstasy says: nah
EcKstasy says: i'll show you tomorrow
EcKstasy says: will take a pic
EcKstasy says: of my garden
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: kk
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: ur still a queer
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: lmfao
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: hehehehehehehee
EcKstasy says: dont make me ram my cock up your tight anus
EcKstasy says: hehehehehehehe
EcKstasy says: LMFAO
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: i charge now
(ci)Weeble(ci) says: lmao
EcKstasy says: ...........


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<Sclariqrevk> 'I' before 'e', except after 'c'
<Rosktau> Eight.
<Sclariqrevk> fuck you


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<+Caleb> suck a dog dick loose cunt
(~Carleen) I lick dog dick


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<%producer_chaos> any1 alive?
<~Eck[AFK]> http://eckstatic.irc.su/linux/
<~KrypTiK1> yeah
<%producer_chaos> can u test a link for me pls
<%producer_chaos> http://192.XXX.X.XX:88/broadwave.asx?src=pplaylist&kbps=56
<%producer_chaos> should hear some music lol
<~KrypTiK1> Failed to Connect
<~KrypTiK1> The connection was refused when attempting to contact 192.XXX.X.XX:88.
<~KrypTiK1> Though the site seems valid, the browser was unable to establish a connection.
<~KrypTiK1>     *  Could the site be temporarily unavailable? Try again later.
<~KrypTiK1>     *  Are you unable to browse other sites?  Check the computer's network connection.
<~KrypTiK1>     *  Is your computer or network protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings can interfere with Web browsing.
<%producer_chaos> shite ok cheers m8
* %producer_chaos (chaos@chaoticsounds.co.uk) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* producer_chaos (chaos@chaoticsounds.co.uk) has joined #lobby
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +h producer_chaos
<~Eck[AFK]> that aint even a real ip you fag
<~Eck[AFK]> rolf
<~Eck[AFK]> It's a machines IP not your internets
<%producer_chaos> its the 1 its picking up on the server im useing
<~Eck[AFK]> that aint an ip
<~Eck[AFK]> thats a localhost ip
<%producer_chaos> got to set it up so itwill stream to the net
<~Eck[AFK]> well
<~Eck[AFK]> close
<~Eck[AFK]> your ip is 81.XXX.XX.XXX not 192.XXX.X.XX
<%producer_chaos> yeah it is a local host but im trying to set it up
<%producer_chaos> sorry eck im not a clever cunt like u i dont know every thing but hey we got to learn some where
<~Eck[AFK]> you gotta open ports on your router
<~Eck[AFK]> http://api.home
<+LolFail> humph producer_chaos
<%producer_chaos> on know im trying to do it
<%producer_chaos> my net is fucked keeps giving me diff sites every time i click a link :@
<~Eck[AFK]> Click on "Advanced" > "Continue.." > enter admin for user, and admin for pass, > click on application sharing. then create a new application > name it anything, then click on manual entry of port maps > next > "Protocol" - Any, > Port ranges > "88" on both > leave trigger port blank, then hit Add, go back to Application Sharing > Select the name of that app you added > then select the system name then click Add, that should be working now
<~KrypTiK1> LAWLZ@clever cunt
<~KrypTiK1> quote time


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<Woofcat> I never got why Satan was torturing people
<Woofcat> I always picture hell as some huge Dojo where everyone learns Krav Maga and is really buff from working out.
<Woofcat> I mean you are trying to build an army.