#2322 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg > QShare]
<+Lanz> want sum pussy
<&sysErroR> over the internet?
<@PwincessJess> a bit hard if theyre not right there in front of you
<&sysErroR> "stick it in my usb drive"
<&sysErroR> :(
<@PwincessJess> LOL
#2403 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<DCoder> cute
<DCoder> my Amazon.co.uk recommendations consist of C++, Hacking, and Malware Forensics books
<DCoder> ...
<DCoder> and a Zapf Creations Barbie
<DCoder> wtf
#1709 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> I NEVER SAID YOU WERE, BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> AND THATS ALL WE HAVE ON THAT, NOW TO ANGELIC FOR THE SPORTS
<Koneko> ...
<Koneko> NO SPORTS EH?
<Koneko> WELL THEN
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> IN OUR NEXT TOP STORY, A CRAZY MEXICAN SHOT AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF PEOPEL
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> AND NOW TO DUCK FOR THE WEATHER.
<Koneko> ...
<Koneko> NO WEATHER TODAY?
<Koneko> WOW
<Koneko> LACK OF ATMOSPHERE.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Duck> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
<Duck> THE SKY IS FALLING
<Koneko> I SAID BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> QUITE INTERESTING THERE, NOW ONTO YUUKI FOR THE DAYS HIGHLIGHTS.
<Koneko> ...
<Koneko> HUH.
<Koneko> NOTHING HAPPENED TODAY.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> HUH, IM OUTTA NEWS SUBJECTS.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> YOUR FIRED.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Duck> OOH CAN I BE FIRED TOO
<Koneko> SURE
<Koneko> DUCK, YOUR FIRED.
<Duck> YAY
<Koneko> BUT NOW WHO WILL TELL US THE WEATHER?
<Koneko> THE WORLD IS TOO STUPID TO LOOK OUTSIDE.
<Duck> WELL WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY
<Duck> SINCE THE SKY IS FALLING
<Duck> SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
<Koneko> THE SKY CAN NOT FALL
<Koneko> ITS PHISICLY IMPOSSABLE
<Duck> WELL IT IS
<Duck> LOOK UP
<Duck> IT'S TOTALLY FALLING
<Koneko> AND REN
<Koneko> YOUR CRAZY.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU DUCK.
<Duck> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Ren> BACK TO YOU DUCK
<Duck> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Duck> BACK TO YOU KAEMON
<Koneko> THE MOON JUST LANDED IN SOUTH IDAHO.
<Koneko> MILLIONS DIED.
<Ren> BACK TO YOU DUCK
<Ren> GET BACK TO ZE CHOPPER
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> THATS GREAT. NOW FOR OUR TOP STORY.
<Koneko> REN ISN'T CRAZY.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
<Ren> I AM CRAZY
<Ren> FUCK YOU
#73 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg > QShare]
<@iZac> Boris: Jobe owns iZac
<%Boris> iZac: <@Amanda> jack be nimble jack be quick, tell yo momma to suck mah dick.
<%Boris> iZac: Give jobe some lovin.
<@iZac> YES!
<@iZac> I DID IT
<%Boris> iZac: Amanda owns you.
<@iZac> awww shit
<@Eckles> owned.
* Eckles quotes
#2111 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<+winterwyn> The asterisk of Judaism illustrates their inclusiveness and technological savvy by utilizing a string wildcard.
#1866 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<nikita> you are welcome here anytime comrade
<nikita> I dont trust you: you failed to re op me in your network
<nikita> and you left my channel there
<nikita> I think you think you are superior to people here
<nikita> I can assure you knowledge of irc networking does NOT make you a genius or anything special except in your own limited world
#1073 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg > QShare]
<Bdk> <Spencer> A gotta show u something
<Bdk> ^ last time he said that a little 13 year old girl screamed.
#1578 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<insane_alien> spam is the reason why skynet will never happen.
<UnintentionalChaos> unless....all the spam becomes sentient. then we're fucked.
<insane_alien> one of two things will happen, skynet battles spammers, not humans, due to having to deal with all those annoying fuckers causes it to side with the humans.
<insane_alien> two, skynet commits suicide under the torrent of shit
<Fuzzwood> three, skynet feels insecure because of all the penis enlargement spam and fires the nukes anyway.
#2158 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<&KrypTiK1> i fuckin totaled my truck
<~peer> HAHA, DISREGARD THAT YOU CAN'T DRIVE
#1591 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
* openProxy sits on AngelicDemise
* AngelicDemise cuddles openProxy
<Bdk> >_>
* Bdk feels left out
* openProxy hands Bdk a blowup doll of his mother
<openProxy> <.<
<AngelicDemise> Lmfao!
<Bdk> -.-
<openProxy> jk xD
* Bdk trades it in for a blowup of openProxy's mother
<AngelicDemise> Oh hell.
<openProxy> eww
<openProxy> be my guest
<Bdk> LOL
#600 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<mathyboy> !clear Discordia
<@discordia> !clear users
-EScriptIRC- Permission denied.
<@discordia> fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<mathyboy> >.
<~peer> faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedd
<~peer> !clear ops
-EScriptIRC:#lobby- CLEAR OPS command from peer
* services.escriptirc.com sets mode: -oooooooooooo discordia peer Coldzero StatServ KrypTiK1 openProxy[a] Sacred Jobe ES-BOPM EScriptIRC breathoffire SPAWN
* services.escriptirc.com sets mode: -q peer
* services.escriptirc.com sets mode: -aaaaaa KrypTiK1 openProxy[a] Sacred Jobe EScriptIRC breathoffire
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o EScriptIRC
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +a EScriptIRC
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o breathoffire
<discordia> :O
<peer> o shit
<discordia> NUUU
#1528 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
-!- Foodnipple [ssnake@wtfux-BE9CF6F1.tukw.qwest.net] has joined #wtfux
<Foodnipple> poo
<Foodnipple> Poo.
<krunzi> poo.
<Anon3794> poo?
<krunzi> poo!
<Anon3794> poo...
<Foodnipple> POO!
<krunzi> poo -_-
<Anon3794> poo.
<%scarcity> this is the best conversation ever.
#2423 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Host> DUDE. YOU INTURUPT MY SESSION ONE MORE TIME. AND I WILL RIP YOUR ANAL RING AND WEAR IT AS A BRACELETE. GOT IT!
#1472 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<alansugar> i woke up at 11am
<alansugar> its now 1am
<alansugar> im watching terminator 4 on dvd
<`xor> alansugar: You know, Twitter exists, right?
<Symmetry-> hm, I wonder what is the conceptual difference between twitter and irc
<`xor> Twitter is a 1-way mini-irc
<`xor> ...mini-mini-irc
#511 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
* Grumble_The_Grubby_Goat (SirLagALot@11E1A854.BCBF1F63.78A2D25E.IP) has quit (Quit: Have you hugged a goat today?)
#1485 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
* O-day punches fiftysixer
* Goga[OEP] kicks fiftysixer in the nuts
* fiftysixer dies
* Shawn fucks fiftysixer's lifeless corpse
* fiftysixer comes back to life
* Shawn stops fucking
<O-day> did Shawn just bring fiftysixer back from the dead by raeping him?
<fiftysixer> yessir
<O-day> ...
<Shawn> My sperm is better than chuck noris' tears
<O-day> if i die don't try to save me
#2400 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<SEAL> You know how Toyota is having a ton of problems
<SEAL> With the accelerator pedals getting stuck at full throttle
<SEAL> Well, they really need to change their slogan
<SEAL> To something besides "Moving Forward"
<SEAL> The irony is astonishing
#158 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<EcKstasy> lol
<EcKstasy> first time i've accepted that ive been owned
<EcKstasy> fgt
* Host flexes
#2446 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
EcKstasy: i want to show you
EcKstasy: my shit
Host: no thanks
Host: my brother in law always sends me a picture message with his shit
Host: right after lunch
EcKstasy: rotfl
Host: makes me gag all the time
#773 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg > QShare]
* Jobe holds Teressa
* Teressa cuddles Jobe
<@Eck> is this some plot to make me jealous?
<@Eck> diaf.
#1200 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Joule> I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
#656 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102electrodude102electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102electrodude102electrodude102electrodude102electrodude102electrodude102electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102
<+Vladimir_Marenus> electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102 electrodude102
<electrodude102> yes?
<+Vladimir_Marenus> HAI!
<electrodude102> y helo thayr
<+Vladimir_Marenus> I HERD U LYK CHRIS HANSEN!
#121 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<~Eck> .latest
<&LolFail> Quote: 120 Rating: -2 URL: http://www.quotebucket.info.tm/120
<&LolFail> EcKstasy says: you suck cocks
<&LolFail> -L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
<~Eck> o0
<~Eck> 0o
<&LolFail> EcKstasy says: gay wanker
<&LolFail> -L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
<&LolFail> EcKstasy says: do you have a small cock
<&LolFail> -L-I-A-R--P-A-K-I-E- says: yep
<&LolFail> Comment: MSN Convo
<~weeble> yep
<~weeble> ye i got a small cock
<~Eck> hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah
<&LolFail> MADNESS^$~^%#^$$#£^%$£#
<~weeble> wanker
#2366 (+|-) (Rated: 5) [QDigg > QShare]
// Atheme loads and joins services channel.
<+joker> Yup.
<+joker> That's real quick.
<+jburges> I need to add the alias for BotServ.
<+joker> Anope usually takes a few years loading up.
<+jburges> SPAWN would have done lost his virginity by the time it loaded. :/
<+joker> LOL
<+joker> OWNED
#865 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<&Alan> Who gives a fuck about pay? Being president is all about how badly you can fuck up the US in 4 to 8 years.
<&Dark_Aaron|Laptop> LOL
<&Zantorian> Well that is definately the truth
<&Alan> That's why, when we elect a president, we're like an extra in a porno movie.
<&Zantorian> lol
<&Alan> We know we're fucked. The only things we don't is, how hard is it, how many, and are they going to use lube?
<&Zantorian> OMG
<&Zantorian> LOL
<&Dark_Aaron|Laptop> lol
<&Alan> I'm gonna send that to qb.
<&Zantorian> that's when you say "Kiss Me"
<&Dark_Aaron|Laptop> lol
<&Zantorian> I like being kissed while I am being FUCKED!
¢ Dark_Aaron|Laptop makes a perl quotebot
<&Dark_Aaron|Laptop> lol
<&Zantorian> and don't quote me on that!!!!
<&Zantorian> ROFL
#19 (+|-) (Rated: 8) [QDigg > QShare]
<%Eck> FTP servers work better on linux anyway :P
<&pod> most things that run on linux work better !
* Beenie runs better on .... never mind I'll be a good girl
<&pod> haha
<%Eck> My penis?
#1531 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
rich: well you know what you want
robin: a dildo?
robin: people keep telling me that
robin: and then they keep offering to get me one
robin: and it never comes
robin: literally
rich: robin that's terrible.
#2339 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<+_Vile> i swear if I don't get up to to experience a good philly I'm gonna be pissed for the next x years at someone
<+chill|out> come get some :)
<+JNSamuel> he means Philadelphia cheese
<+JNSamuel> you dirty philipino
#1870 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<@NIGathan> [TheKiNG] C++ is a epic fail
<@TheKing> YES
<@TheKing> it is
<@TheKing> why do you think smart IRCd's dont code in C++
<@TheKing> if its so great
<@NIGathan> First of all, before I get into this, how can the IRCd, itself, be smart?
<@TheKing> smart people who code the IRCd's
<@TheKing> forgot to mention people
//The story has changed now, he prays to C++
#935 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<Politoed> they have guns.
<Politoed> and a mailing list.
<JNSamuel> with pigtails and limp wrists
#879 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<&Teressa> I was going to bed DIDNT say night or nothing lol just stood up and this pm popped up and they say " NO you cant go to bed just yet I need to tell you something" o.o
<&Teressa> lmfao
<@discordia> wtf
* Jobe huggles Teressa
<@discordia> dude
<@discordia> Jobe, get your ass to Teressa's house
<@discordia> she is gonna get psychic raep
<@discordia> go go go go go
* Teressa huggles Jobe
#2439 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
%mewl | ecudorian wtf is that?
%connection | mewl: from ecuador?
%mewl | oh..
%connection | nice fail sir, nice fail
#464 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<chuzz> so why are they called 'speakers' when they mostly play music?
#1286 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
(@beatster) Yeah I'd say i fapped too hard and nothing happened.
(@beatster) Not impressed =/
<&Caleb> lmao
#1054 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<@connection> I feel so lame
<Xires> why?
<@connection> everyone knows how to use vim but me
<Xires> the basics are easy
<Xires> there are different 'modes' in vim
<Xires> and editing mode and a command mode
<Xires> pressing 'i' enters 'insert'(editing) mode
<Xires> when in editing mode, pressing 'escape' exits editing mode to command mode
<Xires> direct control commands generally begin with a ':'
<Xires> like ':quit'
<Xires> which can be shortened to ':q'
<Xires> there's also ':write' to save the file
<Xires> which can be shorted to ':w'
<Xires> some commands can be run together
<Xires> e.g. ':wq' which is 'write' and 'quit'
<Xires> which essentially just saves & exits
<Xires> ':q!' will quit without saving changes
<Xires> that's basic editing
<Xires> then there are other things like deleting lines
<Xires> ':d' will delete a line
<Xires> you can also specify how many lines
<Xires> e.g. ':d5'
<Xires> substitution can be done by using the substitution command
<Xires> ':s/find/replace/'
//Quoted because it's useful information.
#51 (+|-) (Rated: 6) [QDigg > QShare]
* Eck sets mode +G #lobby
<+DeathAdder> Sorry.
<~Eck> <censored> JEW <censored> NIGGER <censored> DIE YOU <censored> <censored> PRICK!
* Eck sets mode -G #lobby
#291 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<+RageMachine> EcK doesn't love me, discordia|EEE
<EcKstasy> fucking lie.
<EcKstasy> i love you like a skiddie son
<EcKstasy> i mean a nooblet skiddie son
<EcKstasy> i mean a son
<EcKstasy> <3
#2116 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> piZZan: -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- User reg. : Jul 28 03:11:21 2002 (7 years, 5 weeks, 6 days, 09:50:17 ago)
<+piZZan> ?
<+piZZan> 7 years?
<+piZZan> lol ?
<+lewellyn> can you form a sentence of more than three words? :P
<+piZZan> of course i can
<+lewellyn> one with complex structure? ;)
<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> apparently not
<+piZZan> lame
#1157 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<%Eck> http://www.youtube.com/
<%Eck> wtf is with that gay bruno shit?
<%Eck> the world has turned into a bunch of queertias
* Eck clicks "block images from ..."
<%Eck> lawl
#1426 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
#319 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
<Lamia> my husband just said to me, "If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk, right now!"
<Lamia> I need a snappy comeback to that.
<DarkDread> tell him, "If your name was homework, I'd be ignoring you to play video games."
#823 (+|-) (Rated: 2) [QDigg > QShare]
* navster says something funny
* navster is too late
* JNSamuel waits
* Shinu waits
* WastePotato waits
* PaigeWitchyWoman waits
<+Shinu> gogo?
* shepherd waits
* WastePotato waits
<+JNSamuel> thar we go!
* Shinu waits
#133 (+|-) (Rated: 3) [QDigg > QShare]
<+breathoffire> im actually here to meet punx
<+breathoffire> but he doesnt seem to be around
<~weeble> oh
<~Eck> ye hes a pakie
<~Eck> lol
#2163 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<+Sarah> -MemoServ- Memo 1 from Spencer (Sep 10 2009 PDT). To delete, type: /msg MemoServ DEL 1
<+Sarah> -
<+Sarah> -MemoServ- I sucked off a boy tonight omg teehee
#920 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<~peer> !a discordia
<~peer> !b discordia
* EScriptIRC sets mode: -o discordia
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +b *!*@hacktalk.wordpress.com
<~peer> !c discordia
<~peer> !d discordia
<~peer> !e discordia
* discordia (admin@hacktalk.wordpress.com) has left #lobby
* peer sets mode: -b *!*@hacktalk.wordpress.com
* peer invited discordia into the channel.
* discordia (admin@hacktalk.wordpress.com) has joined #lobby
* EScriptIRC sets mode: +o discordia
<~peer> LAWLFUCKING FAIL
#2084 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Hikari_Tajiri> Am I just a bit hateful of anything with a horde of ugly emoticons, annoying noises and faux Cyrillic usernames?
#1533 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever!
<Haras> what did you buy yourself? :)
<el_dulzor> a russian mail order bride?
#723 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
Jonny: gotta go get ready, see you soon
Loise: loves
Jonny: love you too
Loise: how much :p
Jonny: im never gonna give you up
Jonny: never gonna let you down
Loise: oh fuck you
Jonny: never gonna run around
Loise: and desert you
Loise: you know you're not getting laid tonight
Jonny: it was worth it ;)
*about a week later*
Loise: you know my mum was in the room when you rick-rolled me
Jonny: oh shit!
Jonny: did she read it
Loise: she says im not allowed to see you any more
Jonny: you're 18
Jonny: you can decide if you wanna sleep with someone
Loise: that's not the problem
Loise: now every time she has sex with dad she can't get rick astley out of her head
Jonny: urrghhh
Jonny: i dont know what makes me most want to my skin off. the fact i now know your parents have sex more than once a week. the fact your mum knows about rick rolling. or the fact that people imagine rick astley during sex.
Loise: believe me, im as disturbed as you are :(
Jonny: imagine cumming with his face in your mind 8-O
Loise: mum says that went too far
Jonny: arrrgh *do not want* *do not want*
#2113 (+|-) (Rated: 1) [QDigg > QShare]
<FlawedParadigm> I wonder what feat my character took.
<FlawedParadigm> I think it may have been "No Gag Reflex."
<FlawedParadigm> Or is that a racial trait for female elves?
<FlawedParadigm> I forget.
<Fax> Racial trait for all elves
